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This fluffy thing followed me home today, and only when I got to the end of the first block did I realize it was a dog. What's the protocol on dogs that follow you home? It's sitting outside the door and not leaving, and I haven't the heart to yell at something that looks like a walking stuffed toy.

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I'm not going to keep it. Dogs take time and dedication to care, neither of which I have for a household pet. God forbid I ever get a plant.

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What do you have against dogs, Minos?

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I know you would, but I wouldn't.

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Then it's a good thing I don't plan to have children, isn't it?

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I'm aware. And I'm not soft.

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I have my reasons.

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There is that as well, but I don't want to keep it anyway. It'll go back to whoever owns it.

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I could've put it in Zeus' arms but I have a feeling he'd have done something wretched to it, or booted it out the door.