Dendromancy

[noladyofthelake]

This is ridiculous. I feel like everything in this room is sweating. And everything in the other room is wet. The bathroom seems to be covered in a thin layer of dust. We're not even going to begin to discuss the state of my kitchen.

On the upside... no, there is no upside.

Comments

[applemantini]

You should be really glad you live alone. Super glad.

[noladyofthelake]

That's a good point, I couldn't imagine trying to explain this to someone.

[applemantini]

Yeah, I can't tell you how I've been avoiding my love. It's a secret ninja art I can't share.