An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a ( Read more... )

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An Irish girl returns home after an absence of five years during which time she had not spoken to her parents.
Upon her return, her father greeted her with questions, "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, even a line?
Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru?"

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I pulled an older woman at a club last night. She was a bloody good sort for ( Read more... )

A MASSIVE Happy Birthday to
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And SPEAKING of counting ....

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Does anyone have a spare valium ... me thinks there will be no sleeping tonight!

Hope all you munchkins out there in LJ world are fine and dandy!

MEOW!