i need a girlfriend. any takers?

so my roommate sits home all day, but he finds that the best time to do his laundry is at 2 in the morning. adn you have no idea how loud our washing machine is. it sounds like a bulldozer. i just keep telling myself that i only have a few months with him before he moves out. i hope i can survive ( Read more... )

ive figured out a way for girls to get boyfriends. ladies, if you follow this plan youll never be without a man in your life. heres the solution ( Read more... )

after only about 3 1/2 4 hours of sleep, i was awoken at 6:00 this morning by ron saying that they couldnt find anyone to take kami's shift cause she was sick, and that they needed me to come in. so ive been at the feve since 7 this morning. it wasnt all bad though. i made pretty good tips. im pretty tired though ( Read more... )

guess who this is and win a prize.....


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does this look like me? if i was a cartoon i mean......


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wow, its been a very long time since i have updated.

i just got back from new york with my family. it was a good time. i was ready to get back to logan though.
heres a picture from my hotel room.


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so i went home for the weekend for mothers day. it was ok. i was reminded why i dont live at home anymore though. the following conversation took place 5 minutes after i walked in the door ( Read more... )

my mail-order bride.

http://www.alena-marriage-agency.com/cgi-bin/catalog.cgi?to=2515798

shes pretty hot right?

so i dont understand girls. i dont think that i ever will.

maybe i should look into a mail-order bride.