Once upon a time there was a team called Hyotei. Their time has come again to battle off against Seigaku. This is a tale of dear Katou, Saito, and Date - and with their co-workers in Hyotei - of why they are not joining today in The Imperial Presence-- okay wow, just what am I trying to say?
First off, this is merely a joke. These are certainly NOT why these men are not in the new musicals. Second, real person slash to the extreme! Third, CRACK. I'm sick right now - I draw crack best when I am not 100% correctly functional. XD
To Nikki (ILU~ ♥), who inspired me when I was crushed AND had a massive myu!slash art block.
*spoilers to the later manga chapters?
Katou Kazuki's reason: Takuya's fanboying scared him.
Meanwhile he decides to ponder over this matter while having some tea with Saito and Date.
The end.
Saito Takumi's reason: unknown ; possibly something to do with Dream Live 5 shotacon overload and cannot retake his role
Date Kouji's reason: currently serving as a housewife for Kamakari Kenta and refuses to leave in public
The little guy is pure pure genius right there.
And just for kicks to break the Hyotei RPS theme going on, have MinaDoori since they are so cute 8D
It's been on my wall for almost a year now :'D
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EPIC FUCKING EDIT:
AND THEN THIS HAPPENED FOLKS. WAS THIS SOME KIND OF SIGN OR SOMETHING?