Happy fucking birthday...

[myvagina]

I knew this day would creep up so soon.I knew it wouldn't feel special.But I don't see why people should expect their birthday to be awesome or something, so you were born today, big fucking deal? Now I'm not complaining or anything because I "didn't get gifts" or whatever, and I'm sure theres millions of entries out there about some douches

Comments

[thebreakofdawn]

did you ever think that maybe you're vagina appreciates birthdays, you knowwww don't be selfish noww

[dontbustmychops]

ahaha. happy late fucking birthday, fuckass.