Best text message ever

[myvendetta]

From: Co-worker who shall remain nameless
07/09/2007

Body: You have huge boobs. But, I can't say it in person cuz I'd feel akward.
[4:09am]

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Comments

[duckbutts]

i like how it doesn't make a value statement of the boobs. it's very matter-of-fact. is this person a scientist or mathematician or something? "according the the formula i derived involving pi and the square root of testosterone times x, you have large mammaries," as he pushes his wraparound prescription sunglasses up his zinc-ed nose. i'd feel awkward, too.

hahahaha.