It's one of those, and it's always a warning-in-progress.
First of all -- jealousy will get you nowhere in my world. It's so painfully obvious. Give it up. LOL. You keep reading and rereading THIS entry only. It's...pathetic. The fact that your neck looks like a package of hotdogs is YOUR problem. Not mine. Some of us are gifted with fairly decent looks AND a fairly decent brain. Just deal with it.
Down to business. Unfortunately, this is a friend's only journal. I can be fairly demanding when it comes to adding you as a friend for my own reasons; the main one being these are story compilations created for me at first. It quickly amassed friends, which forced me to hide out. All photos contained herein, unless I specify otherwise or it's flagrantly a man or celebrity, are of me, and copyright laws apply in all circumstances. I expect that no one will 'swipe' them, although it's happened in the past. I ask that you refrain from doing so (it's not like they're hot in the first place).
Read the USERPAGE CAREFULLY. You MUST read this if you want to get and stay on my friend's list.
A very common misconception is that I'm either fearful of someone getting too smart, or ashamed of these writings. So wrong! I love these, and only wish I had more time to invest in not only the story-telling, but photos. But don't try to get too familiar with me or we're going to have trouble. Read the userpage; read it three times. Understand the simple rules, or I'll remove you from my friend's list.
I realize there are a lot who 'lurk', and don't add me for obvious reasons (I wouldn't add this "collection" to my regular journal, either). However, my need for anonymity makes it imperative that it be a 'friend's only' journal. You will be thoroughly researched and perhaps asked for positive identification. It's no big deal; but if you're unwilling, then don't expect me to add you back. If you want to be added as a friend, you must be:
1. Older than 18 (preferably 21)
2. Not an ex-boyfriend, girlfriend of an ex-boyfriend, or ex-anything (or an LJ Drama Whore). Stupidity and fighting aren't allowed/welcomed here.
3. Not a petty, stupid, angry, jealous (female or male). Act this way just ONE TIME, and I'll remove you from the list. This happens often, believe it or not. Isn't the point to get and stay here, and not be removed? lol.
4. REAL damn interested to read. I typically get paid to write (not this but in real life). This means that the questionable ones -- with no background, no friends but me, and brand new journals -- will have to prove themselves legitimate in some way. Everyone else has; and if you want to read, that's what you'll do for my comfort.
5. Have NO messaging expectations. Familiarity breeds contempt. If we leave our relationship here, chances are you'll like me a lot more. I'm only submissive when...in a relationship and unclothed. In an instant message, I can be a real beotch. I'm not here to cyber, in other words.
*6. If your 'journal' is relatively NEW, and I'M the only friend you've added, you need to contact me ASAP. I mean what I say. I don't read everyone who adds me. If you're new, I'm highly suspicious that you are some psycho stalker from my past (and/or present). I'm not going to allow that chaos in my journal. If you just hop onto my friend list, I'm NOT going to notice you. You must leave a comment in order for me to get to know you. This is not negotiable (unless we've chatted it up in a community and I implicitely trust your internet presence).
7. I am not here 'trolling' for a boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/lover. That's the last thing I need. Before you even hit the send instant message button, think about your intentions. Chances of you and I ever getting together or meeting are not just slim, but seriously inconceivable. In fact, right now, there's only ONE man I'd love to meet (although several girlfriends). Unless I initiate some kind of get-together, then just read and leave it as that; a girl purging some mental frustration coupled with graphic sex stories. Some have made this venture almost unbearable because of the unbelievable instant messages and insane/unfounded jealousy.
8. Plagiarism: I hate even bringing this up. But I've unfortunately stumbled on many of my story plots in a few of my friend's journals (rewritten, but still my stuff nonetheless). If you continue using my work, my turns of phrase, my hooks I will remove you from my friend's list. Write your own fantasies, in your own style, and STOP using mine. While I realize there are only so many ways to describe the ole in and out, some of you are getting too close to MY stuff. If I see it again, and you know who you guys are, you're going to be removed without notice. While I appreciate your reading and enjoying, I do not appreciate seeing MY stuff on your page. Have some pride.
9. Truly understand and comprehend - by reading my userpage - that these are works of fiction, real life, fantasy and some combinations thereof. Not all of these things happened. Some of them did. Some things should just be KEPT as fantasies, but not lived out. I've discovered too many of you think that because of this journal, my life revolves around sex. That's so opposite from the truth, you'd laugh if you only knew. Please don't think that just because I pen something, it's true, or even that I condone it. I might write something which is...borderline 'bad'; but that doesn't mean I'm going to run out and do it, nor do I encourage you guys to, either.
10. Don't try to 'sneak' your way in here if you know I don't want you to be. I'll definitely figure it out (maybe sooner than later) and without notice, will delete you quickly. Again, this is my playground. It is imperative that you understand all of this in order to stay on my friend's list. I'm not being a bitch; I'm just controlling my world.
I'm only going to say this once more: You KNOW if I want to chat with you via instant message. In some way or another, I've let you know. If you CONTINUE with this bizarre barrage of messages, I WILL BLOCK YOU. I'm here for me; not you. Don't you have any other friends?!?!? I do not have time, upon immediately signing on, to respond to 50 messages hitting me at once. STOP IT. You're getting on the fray of my last nerve.
And again...
If you add me as a friend, please let me know! Chances are, I'll friend you back unless I have a real good reason not to. Lately, MANY have hopped on the friend page without commenting. Please leave a comment here, so I'll know of your arrival. Otherwise, you might get missed.
*Also, I don't update regularly, and rarely have time to read my friends. Don't take it personal, and don't give up just because I haven't updated in a month. Eventually I get around to it.
Understand this...There is NOTHING magical or earth-shattering in this story-telling yarn. So stop assuming that I'm (a) famous; (b) some great writer; (c) so 'bad/illegal/x-rated' that I HAVE to lock it; or (d) I've got a cult going on in here.
If I hear THESE THINGS any more, I'm going postal. Stop trying to 'figure it all out.' Just READ.
Recently, I've noticed that this, particular entry is being read and reread, always by the same handful of people. I would ask "why" but I understand it without asking. Truly, get a life and your own style, and don't have me for mine. You're missing out on nothing. Hell, everyone who's still here knows I haven't updated in literally years.
I'm sorry -- but your one, solitary "you suck" comment cannot ever compare to literally THOUSANDS of e-mail and comments which render your statement not only moot but childish and sad.
I don't often check this site or name; so if you've requested to be added even within the past YEAR, I probably haven't seen it. I'd apologize but this is my space. One more thing - just like a watchdog, I know who visits, when, and how often. The fact that this is all you can see or read is sad (for you), but proves that you're not a member. So enjoy all the comments, because that's all you'll ever read ;-)
For those still on the list...DAMN. I'd hire you in a heartbeat, if for no other reason than your diligence? Loyalty? Curiousity? Whatever it is that keeps you here.
~ The Management.