I’d give you the world if I owned it. But all I own is a Volkswagen Polo and a couple of STD’s.
Stalkers are twats. A cautionary tale from mywillowtree.
adamma_adara is stalking mywillowtree
adamma_adara’s REAL name :
Mccartney Kastner
adamma_adara’s REAL DOB :
19th October 1973
Height :179 cm
Weight : 43.0 kg
adamma_adara has dreamt about you :
4 times
adamma_adara became interested in you :
26th April 2005
adamma_adara’s latest dream about you
adamma_adara and mywillowtree make passionate love on a condom strewn beach in Belgium to the sound of George Michael’s Careless Whisper playing in the distance.
This is how adamma_adara describes your relationship behind your back
‘mywillowtree is my best friend in the whole world. When it dies I’m thinking of stuffing her and placing her beside my television.’
adamma_adara’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
A thick ball of your own ungroomed pubic yarn.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
adamma_adara made the bizarre decision to have one of their eyeball’s removed especially for you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Love contains the same number of characters as fuck. This cannot be a coincidence. Shall we do it at your place or mine?
The Police
No. calls to the police :
1 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, police? Yeah, I’d like to report a crime. Some mad fuckers just shovelled shit into our mailbox. I think it’s this person I know from the internet called adamma_adara. Yeah, real mad son of a bitch. Can’t seem to understand that I just don’t like ‘em."
adamma_adara’s Police File
If I was an old lady in this city I would be shitting myself in the knowledge that adamma_adara is roaming the streets.
Testimonies about adamma_adara
majikaly - A spouse-beating alco
‘Dear God! I knew adamma_adara was a right thieving bastard but I didn’t know they were such a skank. mywillowtree is a bit of a sucker really.’
tajjster - A deformed enuch
‘I use the word cunt sparingly - it’s more effective that way. I’ve spent all morning texting adamma_adara, with that word playing a key role in most of my messages.’
demonic_janey - Slap-happy
‘To be honest I think mywillowtree and adamma_adara deserve each other. Both of them are fucking idiots.’
wellmystars - Gives birth to cattle
‘Well well, who would have thought it? adamma_adara a pervert? I knew it all along. They used to watch me getting undressed through my bedroom window every night.’