Please Pay Attention, I only want to say this once:

[myxomatoad]

I am not a vegetarian so you can tell me how much you love meat, and that you could never stop eating it.  I don't advertise that I don't consume dead animal flesh, but I can't help that it comes up in conversation on occasion.  When it does, don't talk about eating the muscles of some dead cow.  Don't talk about how delicious it is.  I don't want

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[racingmyshadow]

examples include:

good idea: "ryan, do you still get all your proper nutrients?"
bad idea: "ryan, how do you not starve?"

good idea: "that seems weird to me, but whatever"
bad idea: "you're killing the rainforrest, you know"

i must admit, i have used some "bad idea" phrases on you, but that is because i said all the good diea ones first, and you know i adore you.

also, Martin suggests you tell them more about tapeworms than they ever wanted to know if they question why you don't eat meat.

[myxomatoad]

Ha ha, Martin is right. I could also get some images from PETA and carry them around in my bag. "Oh, you really adore dead baby animals? Here have some pictures of them!" If I had a video ipod I would carry a copy of Meet Your Meat around with me.

[spokeninstars]

Amen.