The Role You Were Born To Play
Initial reaction to Episode Five, Season Four, of Glee behind the cut. Including two quotes from the show using the R-word, and capslock about Blaine's depression, so heads up.
LIGHTHOUSE. Artist colony! "I just wanna live here and make art and help people."
My mom watching Blaine's sequence on the football field: "I think he got kicked during rehearsal, he looks nervous."
BEISTE.
This is more of Will talking and talking until he gets what he wants. He won't actually listen to Pillsbury until later in the episode, when she's upset enough that he thinks her parents are coming over.
Finn/Will parallels. Except Finn doesn't blackmail anyone.
MARLEY/UNIQUE FRIENDSHIP YESSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Okay, if Unique is Kurtcedes' child, and Marley is The New Rachel [and so is half the cast, but ignore that for now] then Marlique is Team Diva's heir. So like three seasons from now are we gonna get Marlique's heir? And what will that kid be like?
HE WAS A JUKE. BOX. HERO.
[I like to describe Glee as a JukeBox Musical where the Jukebox is infinite so this amuses me]
"Like a really good poop."
FINN.
When Ryder Lynn introduces himself to Marley, and then Kitty harasses them, there's a giant poster in the background for "OCCUPY WHMS"
~class issues class issues party time~
"Someone's gotta keep you from killing Marley."
omg Glee Wolf feels omg
Okay, the office scene, once again we have Figgins eyeing his students.
Sue and Will consider Unique to be a boy. Finn considers Unique to be a girl, mostly because Unique considers Unique to be a girl. This is important.
Season One:
Burt: "How 'bout retard? You call that nice girl on the Cheerios with Kurt, you call her a retard?"
Finn: "Becky? No she's my friend, she's got Down Syndrome, I'd never call her that, that's cruel."
Season Four:
Finn: "And had a retarded baby- ...I'm sorry I didn't mean to say that that was the wrong word to use."
WHY ARE YOU GIVING BLAINE A ROLE IN THE PLAY, HE TOLD YOU HE DIDN'T THINK HE COULD HE AUDITIONED TO MAKE YOU HAPPY HE DOES EVERYTHING TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY GET HIM A THERAPIST DAMMIT ARTIE.
LIGHTHOUSE. Artist colony! "I just wanna live here and make art and help people."
My mom watching Blaine's sequence on the football field: "I think he got kicked during rehearsal, he looks nervous."
BEISTE.
This is more of Will talking and talking until he gets what he wants. He won't actually listen to Pillsbury until later in the episode, when she's upset enough that he thinks her parents are coming over.
Finn/Will parallels. Except Finn doesn't blackmail anyone.
MARLEY/UNIQUE FRIENDSHIP YESSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Okay, if Unique is Kurtcedes' child, and Marley is The New Rachel [and so is half the cast, but ignore that for now] then Marlique is Team Diva's heir. So like three seasons from now are we gonna get Marlique's heir? And what will that kid be like?
HE WAS A JUKE. BOX. HERO.
[I like to describe Glee as a JukeBox Musical where the Jukebox is infinite so this amuses me]
"Like a really good poop."
FINN.
When Ryder Lynn introduces himself to Marley, and then Kitty harasses them, there's a giant poster in the background for "OCCUPY WHMS"
~class issues class issues party time~
"Someone's gotta keep you from killing Marley."
omg Glee Wolf feels omg
Okay, the office scene, once again we have Figgins eyeing his students.
Sue and Will consider Unique to be a boy. Finn considers Unique to be a girl, mostly because Unique considers Unique to be a girl. This is important.
Season One:
Burt: "How 'bout retard? You call that nice girl on the Cheerios with Kurt, you call her a retard?"
Finn: "Becky? No she's my friend, she's got Down Syndrome, I'd never call her that, that's cruel."
Season Four:
Finn: "And had a retarded baby- ...I'm sorry I didn't mean to say that that was the wrong word to use."
WHY ARE YOU GIVING BLAINE A ROLE IN THE PLAY, HE TOLD YOU HE DIDN'T THINK HE COULD HE AUDITIONED TO MAKE YOU HAPPY HE DOES EVERYTHING TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY GET HIM A THERAPIST DAMMIT ARTIE.