Sam your hair getting long is extra-noticable with you lying on the piano like that.
Aw Sam.
Schue's in a green tie to talk about the Beatles' "experimental years".
And as soon as he says they didn't let fear get in the way, Sue comes over the intercom.
I KNOW THE BRUNDLEPROM REFERENCE BECAUSE BRO USED TO WATCH A SHIT-TON OF TERRIBLE B-MOVIES AND THEN TELL ME ABOUT THEM. Also I think one of the Simpson's Halloween episodes references of parodied it.
So Junior & Senior prom are together this year?
Tina just thought "Please let it be me God" and "please let it be me Yahweh" INTERESTING.
Kitty "But I'm a sophomore..."
Tina is ditching Sam to fly solo and win wallflower votes. Kitty promises to vote for her with "It's Tina's time to shine." And Unique thinks this is all so awkward.
THE BELL CUT HER OFF THAT NEVER HAPPENS OMFG "Seriously? Seriously?" SO MUCH FOURTH WALL REFS THIS AND LAST SEASON I CAN'T EVEN-
Santana and the yeast-i-stat commercial omfg she said it's a "rough cut" but even if they re-shoot it and air with someone else she still gets paid and has a professional reference for her resume this is a YAY.
Wow damn Cheerio gal wow damn.
Last week Sue threw a girl's donut in the trash and talked to Figgin's about bad lunch meat. This week she's talking about mandatory vaccinations. So I think health is her campaign?
Is Kurt's vest a cityscape? Cool~
RUN SAM RUN oh god needles why
"From Februaru 2011" AND EVERYONE LOOKS AT YOUR ARTIE.
DOESN'T FEEL GOOD TO HAVE PEOPLE FUCKING WITH YOU DOES IT KITTY. "Why does no one believe me? Oh. Right. The habitual lying." well at least you're self aware.
"You're scared. I've never seen you scared before. It's so cute!" Rachellllllllllll aw supportive friends yay~
this is the hammiest dream sequence.
"Vote for Tina don't be racist"
And the sharkpack surrounds Dottie.
"You are not playing Yenta the Lesbian Matchmaker" PFFFFFFFT I'm fucking squeaking.
I really appreciate Marley in that outfit.
Aw Dottie you don't look happy.
Unique your hair/make-up is fab~
I just want Unique and Marley singing together all the time ok they are the cutest and the fiercest and the best okay I love them.
So I haven't seen Carrie but I still know this is a reference to it. Which is what Quinn once warned Lauren Zizes would happen to her.
Kitty has spotted a conspiracy! What do you do Kitty, what do you do?
The queen is drenched in blood slushie and the king has been brained by the bucket.
(Sue called it Brundleprom, of course it was meant to be a horror)
(I know they're singing Hey Jude, but I keep thinking With A Little Help From My Friends)
And the audience cheers when Tina returns! Which they did not do for Kurt two years ago.
"I thought you wanted the Glee club to win Nationals." "I do, but the Glee club needs an enemy."
"Vogue dot com doesn't pay." Oh, unpaid internships.
"But the truth is, I am special, and I don't need producers to tell me that." YES YES YES
Let it beeeeee~