Reactions behind the cut, as per usual.
"At Nationals in six weeks" whoa. So we're still in last season? This is still spring 2013 in-show, whoa.
"Ambi-edge? You just make that up?" high fives for Artie.
"And the rest if you are Katies?" "Is there a third option?" thank you Ryder always question dichotomies.
Sam's got a poster in his locker for a show where a girl becomes a CEO at fifteen. "How would you decorate your office, who would you hire." SAM. Aaaaaand it got cancelled.
"YOU GET MY SLOPPY SECONDS. AW SNAP." hi Becky.
APOCALIPSTICKS omfg ilu Santana I'll be in the Apocalipsticks with you where do I sign up.
Kurt & Santana are in blue for the auditions. KURT WHAT ARE THOSE SHORTS.
THAT IS NOT YOUR CHANDELIER WHAT IF YOU BREAK IT.
This is why it's good to have, if not a band name, at least a description of what you're going for? Did you have a description, or did you just ask for auditions for a nebulous band?
Is Becky checking out Bree's behind, or is she stunned by the outfit? Both?
"Are those strobe lights? Because some kids might be epileptic."
"What if we had sparklers, but inside?" and Blaine rubs her arm all like "you tried lil kitten you tried."
GOOD RACHEL BEST FRIEND.
Okay but how did they hijack the laptops I don't understand.
I don't know what I think of the Lady Gaga / Applause number.
"Plot twist, Lima doesn't have a zoo! Why'd we think it did?" OMFG
Make-outs and hand-moving, we saw that with Quinn & her boyfriends (and Marley's in a pink wig) and when Kurt dated Brittany. I am so worried.
"Who is pressuring you?" and partly it is Jake, putting hands new places and having Marley move them instead of asking "Can I put my hands here" but mostly it's the culture around them. It's things Kitty did last season. It's Unique bringing Marley to watch the dance choreography. It's getting suspended from Glee club because she refused to wear an outfit she was uncomfortable in.
[one could argue that she should have told her group she wanted to switch instead of just doing it, but everyone else chimed in with "I don't like my outfit either and I did it for the group", so. Yeah. What impression do you think Marley's gonna take away from her male teacher and four male peers chewing her out for not wearing a clamshell Gaga outfit?]
"Come together as one, unified group," SAYS THE TEACHER THAT SUSPENDED MARLEY FROM GLEE CLUB. Look at your life, look at your choices.
"You're all suspended for a week" HOW DOES IT FEEL, SCHUESTER. HOW. DOES. IT. FEEL.
/looks at the Marley & Jake & Bree plot/
/starts chanting no no no no no quietly/