Puppet Master, aka Glee Trips Some Balls.
Oh goodness.
So the first thing I think of when I see Blaine in dark green shirt and purple suspender is RAWR HULKBLAINE SMASH so um.
Ryder coughs "you suck" about Blaine, and that's when Jake says maybe they can give Blaine's suggestion of a cappella a shot.
"You don't want my help, then I'm not gonna give it." and here I'm expecting a full Rachel Berry flounce but all he does is take his stuff and sit...in the next little room? I don't understand this room.
"Looks like somebody's manstruating." "I HEARD THAT."
Okay but isn't it good to just...start? Like get out there any place that'll give you a stage and get used to singing/performing for a whatsit crowd? Club crowd? Bar crowd? idk I don't really understand music venues. But Rachel, Kurt, & Santana have mostly sung/performed for competition (Glee, cheerleading).
Kurt you're in yellow for your vision/dreamsequence, what's up?
"Barring a total catastrophe" WHOOP.
"Try some PANTS." rude. But whoa the original appearance of tracksuit Sue DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.
"You're early." BRAD SPEAKS, SECOND EPISODE EVER WITH BRAD SPEAKING.
Okay so the first ep I think he talked to Sue? And earlier this episode we cut from Blaine asking why anyone would think he's bossy, to Sue picking on Figgins.
Aaaaaaaaaand the vent is making a suspicious noise.
Muppet!Marley plays the bass.
Cheerios...so this dance sequence is stoned like Blaine.
BLAINE YOUR BOYFRIEND PUPPET IS KINDA CREEPY.
"Are you saying that because of the shoes? Are you...less afraid of me?"
So Sue now has a puppet of Porcelain.
OH NO SUE'S IN THE HALLUCINOGEN CORNER NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Sue & Will "Dancing Cheek to Cheek".
"No parents. This is staying between us, forever. It's the right thing to do. Right?"
Blaine isn't in his Nightbird costume to bust out Kurt!puppet.
"You strange, tiny, doe-eyed pervert."
I AM BLAMING THE PUPPET MOVING ON THE HALLUCINATORY GAS, OKAY? OKAY.
So I think we've established Blaine makes poor life choices when missing Kurt?
"Also known as the Beckfast Club named for Becky Jackson who has been here more than any other student."
ARE YOU GETTING HIGH AGAIN WHERE IS THE GAS COMING FROM NOW THIS IS A DIFFERENT CLASSROOM.
Oh Jake!puppet points that out ok.
Jake, like Puck, wants to NOT be their dad.
"There was a gas leak in this room. But I fixed it."
Won the principleship, lost the camaraderie with the superintedent.
Marley is in shorts!
Jake likes Marley for Marley, and also wants an anchor.
"Okay that is creepy as hell." "Is there one for each of us?" ahahahahahahahaha
This show. What even is this show.
So the first thing I think of when I see Blaine in dark green shirt and purple suspender is RAWR HULKBLAINE SMASH so um.
Ryder coughs "you suck" about Blaine, and that's when Jake says maybe they can give Blaine's suggestion of a cappella a shot.
"You don't want my help, then I'm not gonna give it." and here I'm expecting a full Rachel Berry flounce but all he does is take his stuff and sit...in the next little room? I don't understand this room.
"Looks like somebody's manstruating." "I HEARD THAT."
Okay but isn't it good to just...start? Like get out there any place that'll give you a stage and get used to singing/performing for a whatsit crowd? Club crowd? Bar crowd? idk I don't really understand music venues. But Rachel, Kurt, & Santana have mostly sung/performed for competition (Glee, cheerleading).
Kurt you're in yellow for your vision/dreamsequence, what's up?
"Barring a total catastrophe" WHOOP.
"Try some PANTS." rude. But whoa the original appearance of tracksuit Sue DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.
"You're early." BRAD SPEAKS, SECOND EPISODE EVER WITH BRAD SPEAKING.
Okay so the first ep I think he talked to Sue? And earlier this episode we cut from Blaine asking why anyone would think he's bossy, to Sue picking on Figgins.
Aaaaaaaaaand the vent is making a suspicious noise.
Muppet!Marley plays the bass.
Cheerios...so this dance sequence is stoned like Blaine.
BLAINE YOUR BOYFRIEND PUPPET IS KINDA CREEPY.
"Are you saying that because of the shoes? Are you...less afraid of me?"
So Sue now has a puppet of Porcelain.
OH NO SUE'S IN THE HALLUCINOGEN CORNER NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Sue & Will "Dancing Cheek to Cheek".
"No parents. This is staying between us, forever. It's the right thing to do. Right?"
Blaine isn't in his Nightbird costume to bust out Kurt!puppet.
"You strange, tiny, doe-eyed pervert."
I AM BLAMING THE PUPPET MOVING ON THE HALLUCINATORY GAS, OKAY? OKAY.
So I think we've established Blaine makes poor life choices when missing Kurt?
"Also known as the Beckfast Club named for Becky Jackson who has been here more than any other student."
ARE YOU GETTING HIGH AGAIN WHERE IS THE GAS COMING FROM NOW THIS IS A DIFFERENT CLASSROOM.
Oh Jake!puppet points that out ok.
Jake, like Puck, wants to NOT be their dad.
"There was a gas leak in this room. But I fixed it."
Won the principleship, lost the camaraderie with the superintedent.
Marley is in shorts!
Jake likes Marley for Marley, and also wants an anchor.
"Okay that is creepy as hell." "Is there one for each of us?" ahahahahahahahaha
This show. What even is this show.