BUBBA'S NEW TRUCK
One day, Jimmy Joe was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy
Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
" Bubba, where'd you git that truck?!?"
" Bobby Sue give it to me" Bubba replied.
"She give it to ya?
I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"
"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened.
We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres.
Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and
headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her
clothes and said,
'Bubba, take whatever you want.'
So I took the truck! "
"Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!"
Bubba driving a brand new pickup.
Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin.
" Bubba, where'd you git that truck?!?"
" Bobby Sue give it to me" Bubba replied.
"She give it to ya?
I know'd she wuz kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?"
"Well, Jimmy Joe, let me tell you what happened.
We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6, in the middle of nowheres.
Bobby Sue pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive, and
headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her
clothes and said,
'Bubba, take whatever you want.'
So I took the truck! "
"Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!"