Don't trust little Old Ladies!!!

[mzvanessa]

I was shopping at Wal-Mart and noticed a little old lady following me around.

I stopped, she stopped.

Furthermore she kept staring at me.

She finally overtook me at the checkout, and she turned to me and said,

"I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease;

it's just that you look so much like my late daughter."

I answered, "That's okay

Comments

[zombiequeen]

i wonder how many little old ladies actually tried that?

xoxo
- risa -

[miss_boots]

oh hell no!
i'd have dragged that old lady back into the store.

wtf!
people get crazier by the day, geeze.

[miss_boots]

hahah i'm so stupid, i swear. i just realized it was a joke.

i suck at getting jokes. a guy was hitting on me at starbucks once and he told me a joke and i didn't realize it and i thought he was being creepy. i didn't realize it was a joke till the next day. hahaha

[mzvanessa]

lmao

[hilhilbean]

This is WAY more fun if you tell someone, acting like it really happened to you.

:P

Only end it by saying: So, I told the clerk to hold on and ran out and the woman was getting in her car and reached out and pulled her leg...

just like I'm pulling yours.

hehe

[dorky_mom]

HAHAAA please tell me this was just a joke.

[barsanddrums]

and my grandmother told me she stopped going there... *shakes head* lol