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n1x3l

The Sum of All Fears

Jul 12, 2007 13:45

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princess_apathy July 16 2007, 16:56:01 UTC

I thought it was funnier when I heard that Brontosaurus have moose lips.

Because taxonomy loves no one... n1x3l July 16 2007, 17:30:36 UTC

Brontosaurus, you say? I know of no real creature by that name. Such a fantasy beast may have had gossamer wings and eaten rainbows as well.

Unless, of course, you're talking about an actual animal. ^_^

Re: Because taxonomy loves no one... princess_apathy July 17 2007, 14:25:32 UTC

Bah, do I look like a paleotomist to you?

Besides, I could be referring to the EOBRONTOSAURUS (caps for emPHAsis), and since we're such close buds he doesn't mind if I call him by the scientificially ignorant title "Brontosaurus". He also has moose lips, though instead of gossamer wings his are Celophane. Additionally, he shits rainbows, but does not eat them. They're for the children.