Faking a broke neck

[n2plus6]

I want Tea to come home and snuggle with me. I found a neck brace at my parents apartment when we helped them move. If I wear it to work you think they'll let me go home?

Comments

[tubyred]

But we'd have to have two of them so that I could wear one to work too, and then they'd also have to let me go home.

[hehateme2001]

That would be the most awesome effort to play hooky ever. Maybe just shave your head and say that you caught a case of cancer overnight.

[tubyred]

oh god, that's awesome.

[jessiejean]

where did your parents move?

[n2plus6]

Madison, Wisconsin home of the fakest fucking hippy dirt bags in the universe. All the shit of a big city, all the bullshit of a small town. Plus a bunch drunks and politicians. Awesome!!!

[tubyred]

boulder might be worse.

[grotzoro]

At the last Paris@2am show ever, I found this neck brace behind the counter at the club we were playing at in Green Bay and wore it all day, including on stage for the beginning of our set. I feel it added a certain something to the festivities.

[n2plus6]

Lets both wear those things and start a band called Lack of Periphial Vision.