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omg lol.
yesterday was amazing.
me and lauras sister got SO HAMMERED.
we did things we shouldnt have.
hhaha.... i wonder, why didnt her boyfriend kick my ass?
lol. well, he said he almost did many... many times, sinnce most of the night Kelly spent on my lap.
im amazing drunk lol.
there's no better feeling then having 10+ people listen to you carefully talk about purpose of life, atheism, evil of religion etc.
i think i got some people converted.
i'm amazing drunk lol.
i clearly understand the fact that i am drunk,
and that it gives me an excuse to do stupid things.
and not be responsible.
thats like the best.
ahaha.... I called Ryan(Kelly's bf) an asshole right in his face.
right now, im sitting here... wow... thta boy has some patience:)
"Vlad, you were a test. A test for my girlfriend. She failed it badly."
ahaha.
yesterday night was amazing.
some other really cute girl was there with her bf.
but i did resist.
lol.
oh, well, i openly said "You are so lucky that your boyfriend is here"
in front of him lol.
amazing.
ahhaaha..
we played drinking card games...
Kelly was my slave for the night..
ahah... i'll never forget how we were tyring our best to get on her myspace, so i'll add her...
we couldnt use the keyboard properly.
lol.
Laura and her mom thanked me for comming, telling that most parties like that are really boring, and that with me there i made it amazing:$
<3
i love life.
hmmm.. am i still a lil drunk... or..
after i told kelly "Kay.. i wont drink anymore, otherwise, someone would get raped, and i will get my ass kicked"
after that moment, kelly was trying her bestest to get me drunk, giving shot after shot:)
OMG. so i got Laura a vibrator right?
at one point we were so hammered, that we were having fun with the vibrator.
not the way it suppose to be used...
it was hillarious.
how laura running in to the room with a dildo in her hand, happily screaming "Oh my god, look what Vlad got me!"
it was hillarious.
ahaha.
i had a martini when we were at wasabi.
well, i wasnt drunk, but know what i did?
i left my number on the napkin.
our waitress was really cute.
couldnt resist:)
i gave her 30% tip lol.
i need to get drunk with Kelly more often.
there's nothing better than that lol.
i am such an asshole.
"Kelly, why do you have to be dating Ryan?"
and i say it, when he's like just by me.
lol.
and NO. we didnt fuck.
but kissed many many times.
lol... just as bad.
but we were hammered.
and she kissed me first.
and noone saw it, so it okies.
"Vlad, you promised me that you wouldnt do anything with my sister" Laura
"I am not, i'm just sitting down doin nothing, it is her that sitting in my crotch" moi
"He is right" Laura's\Kelly's mom + Kelly's bf.
lol, after being drunk, and doin all thsoe things...
i start to get a lil scared.. about.. Thursday, when i'm goin to a martini bar with Angel.
I really dont want to end up thinking about her not as a friend.
but i love how much confidence i get when im drunk.
my balls get much bigger.
methaphorically.
i do everything i want lol.
without consequences.
2 more days till sunday.
lol, if i'll get Giada, i'd have to take her to all of these parties all the time...
so i wouldnt be a manwhore like i was today:)
Giada...
mmm...
you know, i really should stop talking about how "perfect" she is.
last time i did that about a girl... this october, it was Erin.
what did i get in the end? "not her type". when i really really liked her.
i didnt talk that way about... other girls i did like.. lol, i'll feel like a dick if ill be psoting the names so i wont. But in the end... They were the ones, who's type, wasnt mine.
kay, lil note to self: "do not write anything about Giada(besides her name) on livejournal, until something will happen, or wont happen, between us two".
ahaha.
so my mom calls.
i pick up my cell.
start talking...
trying to sound sober.
"Vlad, you are so drunk"
"I KNOW, i SO AM"
"What time are you gonna be home?"
"3ish"
"Okay, bye"
she did sound a lil dissapointed. But seriously.
I didnt drink(as much as that i kissed a taken girl almost in front of her bf) for 4 years.
i deserve a lil fun:)
<3
i should go back to bed.
i love everything.
i love life.
ohh... BUMMER, my secret got figured out. They are all so mad at her:( They = her friends. I still think we will be talking like we used to. She's allowed to be friends with anyone, and they dont have a right to limit her freedoms. And i will still call her "my Secret". Cause, it sounds just so god damn cute:)
if sunday will be perfect...
if only sunday will be perfect..
my life will officially be a dream.
only this time, it'll be "real".
ima crawl back to bed, i spend 30 mins typing it, when i got home just like 5 hours ago.
<3
"...thereotically, communism is a good idea. Does anyone know what communism is? Wow.
Communism is a concept of:
from everyone according to his abilities
to everyone according to his needs
communism can work, only in very small communities, maybe even cults.
but it can't work for huge communities\countries.
there's nothing wrong with the concept of communism.
it is good.
but what does it get us when we try to make it work?
Genocide. Stalinism. Poverty.
Same with religion.
In rare cases religion.....
"
show me another drunk 18 year old, who is talking about THAT?
I'm the one and only.
Oh so modest.
And such an asshole.
Nice to meet you, lets reproduce.
back to Sunday...
sunday really should go perfect.
so i can keep my hands to my self;)
oh, and i feel bad, cuz some single girls were pretty much acting like they were drunk, just so they can kiss me lol.
that is adorable.
and so desperate lol.
ima go back to bed.
p.s. cant wait till monday... me and laura are gonna have soo much to talk about<3
yesterday was amazing.
me and lauras sister got SO HAMMERED.
we did things we shouldnt have.
hhaha.... i wonder, why didnt her boyfriend kick my ass?
lol. well, he said he almost did many... many times, sinnce most of the night Kelly spent on my lap.
im amazing drunk lol.
there's no better feeling then having 10+ people listen to you carefully talk about purpose of life, atheism, evil of religion etc.
i think i got some people converted.
i'm amazing drunk lol.
i clearly understand the fact that i am drunk,
and that it gives me an excuse to do stupid things.
and not be responsible.
thats like the best.
ahaha.... I called Ryan(Kelly's bf) an asshole right in his face.
right now, im sitting here... wow... thta boy has some patience:)
"Vlad, you were a test. A test for my girlfriend. She failed it badly."
ahaha.
yesterday night was amazing.
some other really cute girl was there with her bf.
but i did resist.
lol.
oh, well, i openly said "You are so lucky that your boyfriend is here"
in front of him lol.
amazing.
ahhaaha..
we played drinking card games...
Kelly was my slave for the night..
ahah... i'll never forget how we were tyring our best to get on her myspace, so i'll add her...
we couldnt use the keyboard properly.
lol.
Laura and her mom thanked me for comming, telling that most parties like that are really boring, and that with me there i made it amazing:$
<3
i love life.
hmmm.. am i still a lil drunk... or..
after i told kelly "Kay.. i wont drink anymore, otherwise, someone would get raped, and i will get my ass kicked"
after that moment, kelly was trying her bestest to get me drunk, giving shot after shot:)
OMG. so i got Laura a vibrator right?
at one point we were so hammered, that we were having fun with the vibrator.
not the way it suppose to be used...
it was hillarious.
how laura running in to the room with a dildo in her hand, happily screaming "Oh my god, look what Vlad got me!"
it was hillarious.
ahaha.
i had a martini when we were at wasabi.
well, i wasnt drunk, but know what i did?
i left my number on the napkin.
our waitress was really cute.
couldnt resist:)
i gave her 30% tip lol.
i need to get drunk with Kelly more often.
there's nothing better than that lol.
i am such an asshole.
"Kelly, why do you have to be dating Ryan?"
and i say it, when he's like just by me.
lol.
and NO. we didnt fuck.
but kissed many many times.
lol... just as bad.
but we were hammered.
and she kissed me first.
and noone saw it, so it okies.
"Vlad, you promised me that you wouldnt do anything with my sister" Laura
"I am not, i'm just sitting down doin nothing, it is her that sitting in my crotch" moi
"He is right" Laura's\Kelly's mom + Kelly's bf.
lol, after being drunk, and doin all thsoe things...
i start to get a lil scared.. about.. Thursday, when i'm goin to a martini bar with Angel.
I really dont want to end up thinking about her not as a friend.
but i love how much confidence i get when im drunk.
my balls get much bigger.
methaphorically.
i do everything i want lol.
without consequences.
2 more days till sunday.
lol, if i'll get Giada, i'd have to take her to all of these parties all the time...
so i wouldnt be a manwhore like i was today:)
Giada...
mmm...
you know, i really should stop talking about how "perfect" she is.
last time i did that about a girl... this october, it was Erin.
what did i get in the end? "not her type". when i really really liked her.
i didnt talk that way about... other girls i did like.. lol, i'll feel like a dick if ill be psoting the names so i wont. But in the end... They were the ones, who's type, wasnt mine.
kay, lil note to self: "do not write anything about Giada(besides her name) on livejournal, until something will happen, or wont happen, between us two".
ahaha.
so my mom calls.
i pick up my cell.
start talking...
trying to sound sober.
"Vlad, you are so drunk"
"I KNOW, i SO AM"
"What time are you gonna be home?"
"3ish"
"Okay, bye"
she did sound a lil dissapointed. But seriously.
I didnt drink(as much as that i kissed a taken girl almost in front of her bf) for 4 years.
i deserve a lil fun:)
<3
i should go back to bed.
i love everything.
i love life.
ohh... BUMMER, my secret got figured out. They are all so mad at her:( They = her friends. I still think we will be talking like we used to. She's allowed to be friends with anyone, and they dont have a right to limit her freedoms. And i will still call her "my Secret". Cause, it sounds just so god damn cute:)
if sunday will be perfect...
if only sunday will be perfect..
my life will officially be a dream.
only this time, it'll be "real".
ima crawl back to bed, i spend 30 mins typing it, when i got home just like 5 hours ago.
<3
"...thereotically, communism is a good idea. Does anyone know what communism is? Wow.
Communism is a concept of:
from everyone according to his abilities
to everyone according to his needs
communism can work, only in very small communities, maybe even cults.
but it can't work for huge communities\countries.
there's nothing wrong with the concept of communism.
it is good.
but what does it get us when we try to make it work?
Genocide. Stalinism. Poverty.
Same with religion.
In rare cases religion.....
"
show me another drunk 18 year old, who is talking about THAT?
I'm the one and only.
Oh so modest.
And such an asshole.
Nice to meet you, lets reproduce.
back to Sunday...
sunday really should go perfect.
so i can keep my hands to my self;)
oh, and i feel bad, cuz some single girls were pretty much acting like they were drunk, just so they can kiss me lol.
that is adorable.
and so desperate lol.
ima go back to bed.
p.s. cant wait till monday... me and laura are gonna have soo much to talk about<3