Living Rent Free Your Head

[n8tastrophe]

The first of the month, I approached the room at the end of the hall.  God knows what to expect.  He’s been here half a year thus far.  I gave him a decent amount of leeway, considering his less-than-cordial dismissal from his girlfriend’s apartment and his unemployable eccentricities.  Though, I had to collect.  I couldn’t carry anybody’s

Comments

[sweeny_todd]

oh my gosh! I have had many a housemate situation but that one is way out there, and also hilarious.

glad you got the dosh :D

[roina_arwen]

Okay, this was a fun read! Good job on the poetry section too, very avant garde!

[marlawentmad]

You paint quite the amusing picture!

[rayaso]

I wish I could make payment by bongos. I hope that was the last time that was offered for rent. I loved "The time had come for grown-ass men to pay their grown-ass dues" - it was dead on. And the sheets! Your roommate made me cringe. This was a highly entertaining entry. Perhaps you could use it to pay your landlord.

[karmasoup]

The animal on the highway totally got me! XD