Pitchman

[n8tastrophe]

An assertively cheery "knock-knock-knock"on the door caused a dog barking maniacally to pop in the window of the quaintly ramshackle suburban ranch home one sunny spring day.  The teal aluminum siding was tarnished from time and wear.  the wind rhythmically manipulated a loose panel that clapped against the side wall with an ungodly metal on metal

Comments

[tonithegreat]

What a ride! I’m glad he finally managed to demo the Voltmaster. Hopefully he gets a sale.

[banana_galaxy]

I was not expecting things to work out so well for Stuart. I was thinking this had to have been one of the worst sales experiences ever for him!

[karmasoup]

Holy cow, this was a total roller coaster from start to finish! I had no idea where it was going, and I didn't even care, I was so HERE for it! ABsotively FABulous!!! XD

[alycewilson]

So much fun! I love the ending.

[halfshellvenus]

Oh, god, what a riot! From start to finish, with the "quaintly ramshackle" faded-loose-aluminum-siding trashy house, "Flogmire" as a corporation, the many manglings of Stuart's first AND last name, and the whole flip-flop on "how dare you ask me to pimp my granny" to "whaddya MEAN ya don't want mah granny?!?"

I'm impressed with the details, and impressed with Stuart's presence of mind and ability to Make.The.Sale. :D