Okay, so I have not played Dragon Age: Origins or Dragon Age 2. In fact, I haven't played a proper video game (the day Pokémon counts as a proper video game is the day the world implodes... even though it's been sucking up all my spare time lately) in ages. This is sad. I camped outside Walmart overnight to get a PS2 when they were first released. No joke, it was kind of awesome because my mom ordered pizza and shared it with the few people who were there in the early evening and then someone brought a television and vcr and stuff and we watched movies; my mom was like a pro because as more people started showing up she got everyone organized and handed out slips of paper with numbers so we could lounge or go for coffee runs or whatever without having to worry about losing our spots. BUT THAT IS A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME.
Can we discuss the busty pirate wench that is the hilarious ISABELLA???? SHE LIKES BIG BOATS AND SHE CANNOT LIE.
I'm waiting on baited breathe to make that parody song in character for her. It can be her theme song.
Oh man, and the innuendo, and the way she is both amused by and protective of Merrill at the same time. And her drinking buddy Aveline who she is constantly trying to corrupt (and loves to ridicule constantly). AND THE FACE SHE MAKES AFTER BEDDING HER IF YOU BRING ~FEELINGS INTO IT.
ASDLKSJFLJALFHALHFLHALFHDLJAFLSJDLKAJLDKJALHFLAJDLAJ
I don't even really care about this game at all. But I stayed up way past my bedtime last night (despite knowing that I had to be up early for work today) just watching videos of her and all her banter. And then thought about it all day at work and tried to come up with a parody song that was both clever and hilarious (didn't happen as I am neither clever nor hilarious when it comes to song writing... or most fannish things XD).
That's all.