I am little phased by these days ( Read more... )

Tonight, girls and boys, we have a story...in rhyme. Yes, it is another apology. Maybe more honest and maybe far less impressive than any of you are capable of, but this medium wants to share it with you all anyways ( Read more... )

I don't know if it was going to church, crying with Mary, or laughing with Mandy, but today I woke up early feeling new. My burns and soreness aren't so bad today. My hair is still awful. Now, I am going to get stuff done, pay the bills, and marry the sun. In the words of Chumbawamba, "I get knocked down, then I get back up again."

Gnarly.

I woke up on the wrong side of the bed again...I'm beginning to think that maybe there isn't a right side ( Read more... )

Give me four...Give me Forty-six. I'm counting on you, baby, for more than petty tricks ( Read more... )

I spent my days with a woman unkind. Smoked my stuff and drank all my wine ( Read more... )

Books, drives, hives and beer. You're never there to tell me what I want to hear. Come on, baby, how 'bout a little bit a that there Christmas cheer? Give me your blood, I'll hand you some ale. Tell me now sugar, have I gone beyond the pale? You say that I have. I say you are too. You keep what you are. I'll fix it up for you with scissors and glue ( Read more... )

Thank Heavens for the "Weetzie Bat" series' author Francesca Lia Block! Finally, an answer to that fucking J.K. Rowling Bitch ( Read more... )

If anyone knows where I may find the music to the Soviet Opera, please let me know ( Read more... )

Hmmm...note to art history: If all doesn't go as planned, one day I'll be where you are. Boooya ( Read more... )