|Meduza| woes [public entry, psa, random]

[naatz]

Now seems like a good time to write this entry. I kept putting it off these last few days in the hopes things go back to normal, but it's only getting worse, and there's no getting away from it

Comments

[architeuthis]

Wait, you have a slithery, caffeinated tentacle creature that likes to tickle? Try showing it some porn and hoping it gets the idea. All of this sounds like adolescent drama anyway!

(It stole teeth made me laugh inappropriately at work, damn it.)

[naatz]

I considered it for an entire minute, but then remembered that |Meduza|'s slime is really cold and smells like rotting algae. So . . pass. Besides, I don't think it would be able to accept "no". :( TENTACLE RAPE, DNW.

|Meduza|

[glorious_spoon]

BRB, dying of laughter.

[naatz]

I wouldn't recommend doing that, love. |Meduza| likes you enough to try to revive you by CPR, and it's got a nasty case of algae-breath.

|Meduza|

[glorious_spoon]

...you're really not helping here. XD

Oh, and where do the teeth go? I mean, like in its mouth, or is it just waving them around (with the hammer)?

[naatz]

But I was trying to be helpful! You're not appreciating my generosity enough!

And dammit, I knew I'd been overlooking something. It must've stolen several sets of teeth, because it has one in its mouth {how it got a mouth I'll never know}, and one to wave around along with the hammer.

|Meduza|

[acquiescence_]

XD lulz ILU

[naatz]

;_;

If you keep saying that, it'll sneak into your bed at night and molest you in your sleep. I'd be glad to get rid of it, I'm not gonna lie, but siccing it on you is just too cruel.

|Meduza|

[acquiescence_]

So that wouldn't just be good for everyone involved then?

[kalliel]

OKAY SO I'M SORTA CONFUSED but this was an immensely entertaining post. ♥!

[naatz]

Oh man, I forget how some people Don't Know The Whole Story. Anyway, here's sort of what happened {it was more impressive in real time}:

http://ffrantsanon.livejournal.com/700.html?thread=140220#t140220 {third icon}
http://ffrantsanon.livejournal.com/700.html?thread=218300#t218300
http://ffrantsanon.livejournal.com/700.html?thread=274108#t274108 {follow the links}
http://spnpermanon.livejournal.com/7750.html?thread=32251718#t32251718 {do a ctrl+f on my username}

All clear? :D

|Meduza|

[ketita]

I RESENT THE FACT THAT YOU DO NOT EMPHASIZE MY PART IN THIS TURN OF EVENTS.

[naatz]

. . . do you really want to be known as ~that~ person? D:

|Meduza|