Comments | nac: Snakes on a Plane Haiku by Duncan Burris

nac

Snakes on a Plane Haiku by Duncan Burris

Mar 09, 2006 15:24

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_ayn_ March 9 2006, 23:11:18 UTC

"The Black Sperm of Death"? o_O That sounds like a really bad pr0n movie.

crushedoleander March 10 2006, 00:21:34 UTC

OR A REALLY HOT MOVIE, WITH SNAKES AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON.

trabus March 10 2006, 00:22:36 UTC

That took some talent.
Summarizing that movie,
is hard with haikus.

Hell, a single poem
regarding "Snakes on a Plane"
is quite challenging.

I think that you'd make
Samuel Jackson himself
blush with bashfulness.

After all, it's not
a simple task to survive
career suicide.

lindze March 10 2006, 00:36:32 UTC

That snake is my friend.
He is not an evil snake.
Fight the terrorists!

that is the best paragraph Ive ever read. seriously.

nac March 10 2006, 01:00:18 UTC

Thirty-Thousand Feet.
Good Snake versus Evil Snake.
Battle of the Year.

djinubito March 10 2006, 01:06:05 UTC

All I want is Samuel L. Jackson to shout "SNAKES!..... ON A PLANE!"

kitsunepixiemd March 10 2006, 03:30:50 UTC

I think one of the best forum threads I've ever seen was when these two guys were insulting each other in haiku. XD I wish I could find that thing again...