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[nachodragon]

Snagged from an email I got ages ago. the advantages of being a woman vs a man.

THE ADVANTAGES OF BEING A WOMAN
1. We got off the Titanic first.
2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
4. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
5. We've never lusted after a cartoon

Comments

[nachodragon]

Claim all you want, it won't change the facts.

[kawaiiroxy]

I second that.

[nachodragon]

hahahaha!

[evanloaf]

33. no cramps, periods, and all that other junk.
34.you dont have to worry about getting pregnant
35.you can pee standing up

there are countless others

[nachodragon]

I blame it on men being simple and easy to please.

we should hang out. it's been a while.

[graceful_dave]

More vengeance!