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so i got the call today, i finaly won the bid for a full time delivery job. lets just hope i can stay out of the hospital.

stop being so fucking gay.
thanks in advance.

so i passed my driver test today. i am going to be a ups delivery driver, i am fucking stoked, at first its going to be saturdays and when they need me for the peak season, but after that it will be full time, and a full time driver makes somewhere around 60 thousand a year. so you can take your college degrees and insert them into your rectum. ( Read more... )

yo, so i got a new car, its pretty funny, its a ford focus zx5 its gun metal. but get this as i am pulling off the lot the cd player eats one of my cds, and starts making this horrid noise, so i go in today and the guy tells me that it could only take a week, and then that it could also take like a month depending on what is wrong with it, so i am ( Read more... )

both of my fucking dogs have to be put to sleep. the 2 dogs i have had for mad long, and are so hilarious and cute and fun to play with are going to be euthenized(sp) by the state. a raccoon that was positive for rabies attacked my one dog, pheobe (a chineese shar pai) so she killed the shit out of the little asshole, my mom took the raccoon to ( Read more... )

fuck fuck fuck! so the van broke down, i guess i really do suck balls at driving. the transmission broke. i have been looking for a second job, i got a call back today, the wilmington manager of the company is supposed to call me on monday for an interview. i just got done shitting my brains out, liquid ciao pizza i guess will do that to you. ( Read more... )

alrighty then, the van huffs it in the snow, but whatever ill manage. i still dont have a heater fan for it so driving it is like driving an icebox. my pussy ass phone is acting all stupid cause of the cold too, right after i step into the cold it starts beeping telling me the battery is low, and then it fucking dies, and wont turn back on even if ( Read more... )

alright, so at first i thought my christmas was shitty, but it actually wasnt so bad, i got a shitload of warm sweaters, and some comfortable ass pants. and a tool set with a shitload tools. and some new weird boot/sneakers for work and the family got a new tv. it rules 52 inch widescreen dlp jawns. the 2.30am work shit is done for now, it moved ( Read more... )

so it seems i only update this when i get a new car or one of them breaks down.. my trucks transmission went, it sucks, i really liked the truck, but it ended up working out for the better, i got my dads van. so now i can molest little girls, the band can tour hopefully, and other shit that i dont feel like typing anymore. as christmas gets closer ( Read more... )