Funny how the votes in my county were split down the middle. Funny, b/c my county is home to the largest army base in the free world. Funny, how the soldiers that are fighting this so called war on terror aren't exactly backing the president ( Read more... )

How does someone who was never really elected get re-elected?

Dear mystery Canadian ( Read more... )

I think I've swallowed a pound of salt. I can feel it settling in the bottom of my stomach, soaking up every drop of liquid in my body. Pretty soon I'll be nothing but a red block of grainy sodium and people will take little pieces of me and sprinkle me on their french fries. My body feels so sour right now I want to puke out everything that's ( Read more... )

"In the absence of other attractions, nonpolar molecules will dissolve in each other."

Won't you please rearrange me ( Read more... )

This morning I went out to have breakfast with a friend. I had fun even though I really just wanted to sleep. Well on the way home I saw two interesting signs. I saw a Bush Cheney sign being replaced by a Budlight sign and I found that somewhat fitting. The other sign was at a church and it said, "the devil doesn't like it when you're blessed ( Read more... )

Dear cat ( Read more... )

I can't find my cat. I've been up since 6:30 looking for her and I still can't find her. :(

I love Roy, he makes work so much more fun. Roy is one of the servers I work with and he's absolutely the best. He's super tiny and has the cutest face, I just want to give him a hug everytime I see him. He's only like 5 ft tall, so he's shorter than I am. We actually went to the same college for a while. I don't remember ever seeing him around ( Read more... )