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Much as I love to flex my whiney muscles...
I'm still sick, this sucks.
I'm still unemployed, which is lame. I've been ultra lazy about it, even more lame. I'm going to be able to work at my old job over Spring Break, anti-lame!
I have so much laundry to do and am ACTUALLY considering being dirty. My inner hypochondriac is dying a painful and messy death.
I'm still at school doing the various ( Read more... ) -
It's a sad day when not even black market organ selling can cover textbooks
So, I ordered some books on Amazon to help my poor change purse survive, as many college students will when faced with the tough question of food or school. Well, today I checked my email and noticed I had one from Amazon saying I was given a refund for books I ordered on the 6th. Lame, but okay. I went back to Amazon and ordered another book, ( Read more... ) -
Welcome to the world of Academia; we grind your hopes and dreams to make our bread.
Instead of spring boarding into a greater, more prosperous year, I've scrapped and hobbled and have thus decided I'm not impressed. (lol -em) Lord's might forbid I be so melodramatic as to say that school is horrible and the cause of my sorrows, but it is a concern ( Read more... ) -
Please, enjoy some Holiday confections! Ignore the charring, it symbolizes the warmth of the hearth.
Before I tell of this shenanigan, let it be known that while I teased the proverbial hell out of her, I wasn't actually pissed, and she bought me more mix ( Read more... ) -
Are you ready to sweat?! Are you ready to bleed?!
Are you ready to feel so sore your hair follicles cry out in agony ( Read more... ) -
I'm one ruined ice cream cone away from a tantrum....
I'd like to begin saying that this post is a rant, if you don't care about my bitching please move along, and that the subject of this rant can most assuredly access and review it, I'm not bothered by this. This is not to try and build up an army of personal acquaintances against this person, I still like them, I simply want to vent some ( Read more... ) -
Waiting around wouldn't be nearly so tedious if Nurse Gunshow-Tightpants did some demonstrative yoga
I have a fractured pelvis. Much as that declaration deserves jazz hands, it's old news. It occurred the Wednesday before Halloween and hasn't given me trouble for about a week. Apparently, when not giving a fair impression of a tank, I'm like Legos, I break apart, but go back together just as easily.
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Making dreams come true....
This heralds from an actual article by Esquire regarding the 30 hottest toys for the upcoming holiday season, cause in case you haven't noticed while shopping for your halloween costumes in local All-In-One-.06%-of-Our-Products-Actually-Hail-From-America Mega Stores, the fake pine is already making an appearance. I swear, do all department stores ( Read more... ) -
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School work.......what I do instead of that.
The mayhem continues! Who are they?! Cause the second two are actually worth it.