Ryan the Rapist

[nachtegalen]

Ok,I have a rather amusing IM conversation to post between me and my friend Ryan. I will give you a little background info so you will understand what's going on, but you're not going to fully "get it" unless you know Ryan. I think then you may be quite amused. Ok so here we go with the background info

Comments

From Jane

[anonymous]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! you guys crack me up so much.

[ebullient3387]

Rout66Girl: * laughs fanatically as your little boner goes plip plop*

lol

[floppyears]

probably the first and only time i will ever be thought of as a rapist in any sense. oddest thing ive ever been a part of ill tell ya. and little ryan isnt used to this attention, no matter how small he is.

[nachtegalen]

Yes, well the woman who hath borne me is sooooo much crazier than me....there are sooo many stories I have never told anyone....hehehehahahahaha, you people would prolly get a good laugh out of them, but I cannot humiliate my mother like that....*sigh*