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[nachtkommen]

My mom's threatening to knock me out because I wont go to sleep, and she's being supremely GAY!

Sooooo, this = mucho fun!



I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

I'm so goth people touch me and they BECOME goth. They say, "Oh no, now I'm goth!"

I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.

I'm so goth, I'm not only "goth," but also "gothe" "goff" "gawth" "gauwth" "gothic" "gothik" "gothique" and "gawfickk" and soon I hope to be "gauewthickueu."

I'm so goth I say things like "eternally yours in darkness" and "love and darkness" and "may the eternal darkness of the abyss enrapture and enshroud you in its infernal sickly sweet embrace."

I'm so goth I don't use fabric softener, because I like pain.

I'm so goth I smoke cloves in the shower.

I'm so goth I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the top of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

I'm so goth it takes me longer to get UNdressed.

I'm so goth I ate a Happy Meal . . . because I like to live dangerous.

I'm so goth I don't take my medications, so I can be more goth.

I'm so goth I punched a care bear.

I'm so goth little old ladies in walkers cross the street to insult me.

I'm so goth that when I moved into Mr. Roger's neighborhood, he moved away!

I'm so goth I have carpal tunnel syndrome from constantly putting the back of my hand to my forehead.

I'm so goth that whenever I walk into a room, you hear "Toccata and fugue in D minor."

I'm so goth I have actually seriously uttered the phrase, "the darkest dark of the dark darkness."

I'm so goth nuns and priests resent me because I look cooler in black than them.

I'm so goth I . . . wear . . . my . . . sunnnnnglasses at night (sung with a Corey Hart pout).

I'm so goth I don't eat gummy bears, I eat "glummy bears."

I'm so goth I dot my i's with frowny faces.

My grandmother is so goth she uses gothballs.

I'm so goth I have a fishnet umbrella.

I'm so goth I have to wear sunglasses and sunscreen to look on the bright side.

I'm so goth that lightning strikes whenever I count things. MUH-HA-HA-HA!

I'm so goth that in kindergarten I sang "woe, woe, woe your boat..."

I'm so goth I tried to be a hippie once and hugged a tree--and it died.

I'm so goth I'm the only person who understands what goth REALLY is, and I'm not telling you!