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[naddy18]

I have found a pub buddy! I was all disappointed because I've always been excited to be able to go to the pub and hang out, and NOBODY in Ontario turns nineteen until forever... They make sarah look old. Oh sarah. haha

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[anonymous]

I honestly do think you should give up solitary sex for 40 days... it would be really funny.. but you wouldn't make it, and probably take it out on me.. o dear. Devin would have a field day

PS> i'd do it with you, the lent thing, not the sex...

[anonymous]

I honestly do think you should give up solitary sex for 40 days... it would be really funny.. but you wouldn't make it, and probably take it out on me.. o dear. Devin would have a field day

Luv, Evicums
PS> i'd do it with you, the lent thing, not the sex...

blarghy blargh

[anonymous]

Only Nat and Ev can mess up all christian holidays like that. Between their sexual rendition of the last supper (started from cinamon hearts) and considering mary as a whore to segregating different the muslims from the christians in heaven, only they would give up sex for lent (or attempt to).

Dave(id)

Re: blarghy blargh

[naddy18]

I wish I could deny having done those things.
Good times. Good times.

[anonymous]

I just needed to establish that it was a woman! its not my fault that we happened to have been discussing menstruation a few minutes before.
On the flip side, only a few more midterms left! Don't panic!
I can't make effective comments, so now I make song.
Little billy was a fish
But billy is no more
What billy thought was H20
Was H2SO4.

There once was a guy named Dave,
Who found a dead whore in a cave,
She was looking like shit
and missing one tit
but think of the money he saved

This was from Deeeeeevin.

PS. Natalie! While I can't say you're the god of my world, you're definately some kind of pope-like figure.

[naddy18]

There are no words for any of you.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dear.

[sir_hanzolot]

Preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty much Kama Sutra is like, THE sex book.

[naddy18]

So I've been told! And shown;)

[rykirk]

Which is pretttty much gay and I never plan on reading it.

[sir_hanzolot]

It's nothing special. Basically just a list of positions, from what I remember.

Here's what Wikipedia says:

1. Introduction (4 chapters) - on love in general and its place in the lives of men and women.
2. On Sexual Union (10 chapters) - an in-depth discussion of kissing, various types of foreplay, orgasm, a list of sex positions, oral sex (in both heterosexual and homosexual context), anal sex, paraphilia, and ménage à trois.
3. About the Acquisition of a Wife (5 chapters) - courtship and marriage.
4. About a Wife (2 chapters) - proper conduct of a wife.
5. About the Wives of Other People (6 chapters) - mainly seduction.
6. About Courtesans (6 chapters).
7. On the Means of Attracting Others to Oneself (2 chapters).

Um, I think it's worth a read. It tells you how your wife should act. LOL.