Simpsons meme!

[nadsatshoot]

This time tomorrow, I will be living in Guelph. I've got to pack today. The whole ordeal is a little saddening at times, especially saying goodbye to some people.
So.

Fill this post with Simpsons references.

In the comments.
As many as you can!

Comments

[juliag]

Mr. Rogers: It's a beautiful day... TO KICK YOUR ASS!

[juliag]

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

[juliag]

after hearing an estimate for the cost of a home security system, standing at the door:
Salesman: "You can't put a price on the safety of your family"
Homer: "I would have thought so too, yet, here we are"
Shuts door.

[juliag]

Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up.

[juliag]

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.

[juliag]

Chief Wiggum: This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of, uh, you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.

[juliag]

Lunch Lady Doris: More testicles mean more iron

[juliag]

Milhouse: You promised fudgicles. So, where are the fudgicles?

[nadsatshoot]

DENTAL PLAN.

[xia]

LISA NEEDS BRACES.

[anonymous]

don't cry for me, for I'm already dead

[nadsatshoot]

ANONYMOUS??? :O

[anonymous]

No, pretty sure Barney said it :-\

[synchronizelove]

im way too tired to think of any references :(

ILL MISS YOU! even though uh... we never got to hang out before you moved and um youll probably still be on msn to chat. hah

<3

[nadsatshoot]

You should come visit when I find out all the cool places to hang.

[synchronizelove]

OH I WILL!