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[nadum]

Received today at 10:30 am;Dearest in the lord

Comments

[calantorntain]

I am happy now. Did you write this? Because if so you totally deserve a cookie, or something.

[nadum]

I will admit, I did write that reply. I'm expecting to be lynched sometime soon.

[zenhansei]

*rotflmao*

[adaorardor]

Some things in life are just positively wonderful and this is one.

[floorlamps]

Oh gosh the last bit cracks me up. You, sir, win but good.

[calantorntain]

I've actually always thought it would be fun to put random people in my will.

I mean, how awesome would receiving a letter like this?

"Dear [Name],

You certainly don't remember me. And by the time you read this I will no longer remember you, for I am dead.

But, back in the fall of 2006 my friends and I would visit the coffee shop where you worked, and sometimes you would be the one working the late night drive through window. Your cheerfulness always perked up our night, and we were most disapointed when you seemed to stop working there.

I don't have much use for my money any more, being dead and all, so here's $2000 dollars. May it make you happy like you made us happy.

If I died after you, and this letter is going to your family: I'm sorry family. You don't get the money. The $2000 is being donated to an abused woman's shelter in [Name]'s name."

Mind you, there's a lot of flaws with this idea. I don't know how the people would be found, for one.

[ex_jangliss590]

"Dear [name],

You certainly don't remember me, because I'm dead and I've had my relatives pick your name at random out of a phone book..."