"BOREDOM" - Chapter 5
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Disclaimer: Nah, I would never be able to afford Sonic or anything related... ALSO, I don't own anything else that I mention that YOU know that IS NOT mine. Did that make sense?
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! *cries on keyboard* (Shadow: What's wrong with you?) I JUST LOST ALL OF CHAPTER FIVE OF BOREDOM!!!! SOMETHING HAPPENED ON THE STUPID DISK I SAVED IT ON, AND NOW I LOST CHAPTER FIVE!!! CHAPTER FIIIIIIIIIVE!!! THE ONE THAT TOOK ME THREE FRIGGIN' DAYS TO WRITE!!! *cries some more* Looks like I'll have to re-write it... AND I LOST THE BEGINNING OF CHAPTER SIX!!!! WHOEVER MESSED UP MY DISK WILL PAAAAAAY!!!!! (Shadow: *takes a step back*)
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Sonic: SHADOW!!! GET THE DOOR!!
Shadow: I'M SLEEPING!! *pulls covers over head*
Sonic: I DON'T CARE!! JUST GET THE DOOR!!
Shadow: NO.
Sonic: IF YOU DON'T GET THE DOOR, I'M GOING IN BED WITH YOU!!
Shadow: *eyes widen* WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
Sonic: JUST GET THE FRIGGIN' DOOR!!
Shadow: Fine... *grumbles and climbs out of bed. he answers the door* WHAT?!
The Group of People at the door: O_o
Announcer: You've just won a free cruise to the Caribbean!!
Shadow: *scratches head* What?
Announcer: You've just won a free cruise to the Caribbean!!!!
Shadow: *scratches head* What?
Announcer: You've just won a free cruise to the Caribbean!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: *scratches head* What?
Announcer: YOU'VE JUST WON A FREE TRIP TO THE CARIBBEAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: OH HOW FRIGGIN' COOL!!! SONIC, GET IN HERE!!
Sonic: WHAT?! I ALMOST BEAT MY HIGH SCORE IN MY VIDEO GAME!!!
Shadow: I DON'T CARE, JUST GET IN HERE!!!
Sonic: *walks in* What?
Shadow: Tell him, announcer guy person.
Announcer: YOU'VE JUST WON A FREE TRIP TO THE CARIBBEAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: *scratches head* What?
Announcer: GAH!! *stomps off*
Cameraman: Uh, he forgot to give you this. *hands Shadow the tickets* Enjoy your trip! *walks away*
Shadow: ...
Sonic: WE'VE JUST WON A FREE CRUISE!! YAY!! *kisses Shadow straight on the lips*
Shadow: *wipes lips rapidly* EWW!! NASHTY PERSON!!
Sonic: Oops... sorry.
Shadow: -_-
Sonic: Let's tell the others!!
Shadow: -_-
~*Sonic goes over and tells the others*~
Knuckles: What?!
Sonic: I know, so cool huh?!
Shadow: -_-
Rouge: When is it?
Sonic: *looks at tickets in Shadow's hand* Um, three days from now.
Shadow: -_-
Tikal: What's with Mr. Ultimate Life Form?
Sonic: I accidentally kissed him on the lips...
All: O_o
Shadow: -_-
Sonic: I SAID I WAS SORRY!!
Shadow: Fine.
Amy: CRUISE!! *runs away*
Tikal: Umm... I guess we all pack now!!
All: YEAH!!
~*Everyone runs to their rooms and start packing for the cruise. Then they meet up at a park*~
Eggman: ALL RIGHT, A CRUISE!!
All: *wait several minutes*
Knuckles: Can't L-Gurl speed up time or something?
~*Oh, sure. ::snaps fingers::*~
~*3 days later*~
All: WE THANK THEE!!
~*No problemo. Oh yeah, and I need to tell you something!! ::snaps her fingers::*~
~*L-Gurl appears in a flash of purple light*~
All: Hello.
L-Gurl: Hi.
Tails: So?
L-Gurl: Oh yeah. The announcer guy person just gave you the tickets only, right Shad?
Shadow: *nods*
L-Gurl: 'Kay, the ship departs in Florida.
All: WHAT?!
Amy: THAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FRIGGIN' COUNTRY!!
Sonic: WE'RE IN CALIFORNIA OR SOMETHING!!
L-Gurl: I know. So, in order to get there, you must use a plane. But you don't have plane tickets. You also need a cruise package. Without it, you can't even get to the ship.
Eggman: Then how do we get those items?
L-Gurl: *snaps fingers and a small bag appears in her left hand* There. *gives it to Sonic* I trust that you will take care of that.
Sonic: *winks*
L-Gurl: Err, I'll take that as a yes.
Knuckles: Why are you giving it to us now?
L-Gurl: Because I'm nice like that. So, your plane leaves at 6pm.
All: Mmkay.
L-Gurl: And also, get there two hours before. Like, at 4 pm.
Eggman: Why?
L-Gurl: The 9/11 attack. All airports have increased security.
All: 9/11?
L-Gurl: *nods*
All: *have a moment of silence to pay tribute to the victims*
~*10 minutes later*~
L-Gurl: All right now. Of course, I'm going, just to make sure you don't get in trouble. *winks and dissapears in a flash of purple light*
Eggman: So now what time is it?
Sonic: *checks watch* 1:15pm.
Eggman: Let's go for lunch!
Amy: That's all you think about, Eggman, food.
Rouge: And all you talk about is pink.
Amy: PINK!!
Tikal: The singer or the color?
Rouge: The color... I like my name, Rouge, Rouge... red!!
Knuckles: Who named you anyway?
Rouge: My mother, she's french.
All: Oh, duh.
Tails: What's her name, Bleu?
Rouge: No, Rossetta.
All: Rossetta?
Rouge: Rossetta.
Sonic: I thought that it would be a color or something like that...
Tails: How about your dad?
Rouge: Bleu.
All: *fall over*
Tikal: Are they both French?
Rouge: Yeah.
Amy: Then how come you don't have a French accent?
Rouge: I have no idea...
Amy: If you're really French, then how do you say, "Sonic, you are the most handsome thing on the planet!! Kiss me!"
Sonic: O_o
Rouge Like this: "Sonique, vous êtes la chose la plus belle sur la planète!! Embrassez-moi!"
All: O_o
Amy: Okay! *faces Sonic* Sonique, vous êtes la chose plus laide sur la planète! Obtenez loin de moi!
All: *fall over*
Rouge: YOU SAID IT WRONG!!
Amy: Oh!
Rouge: Do you know what you said?!
Amy: ... No.
Rouge: You said: Sonic, you're the more ugliest thing on the planet! Get away from me!
Knuckles: The French language is... weird...
(A/N: No offense to anyone)
Rouge: *about to kick Knuckles*
Knuckles: Pickle!!
Tikal: Weird pickle?
Sonic: For some reason, that doesn't sound right...
Shadow: *shoves Sonic* Weirdo.
Sonic: Look who's talking!
Shadow: HEY!!
Eggman: Aren't you supposed to die?
Sonic: That was just a shove. Why, do you WANT me to die?!
Eggman: YEAH!! SO I CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!
Tails: You can never take over the world.
Eggman: YES I CAN!!
Shadow: Then why isn't it ruled by you yet?
Eggman: I never seem to get the right plan!!
All but Eggman: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU SUCK!!
Eggman: HEY!!
Tikal: What time, blue boy?
Sonic: *checks watch* 2:00pm. Man, time sure flies when you're having fun.
Shadow: We're having fun?
All but Shadow: NOOOOOOO, WE'RE BEING TORTURED HELPLESSLY BY OMOCHAO WITH INFO WE ALREADY KNOW!!
Shadow: AHH, STUPID PEOPLE!!!
Rouge: Hey!! I'M NOT STUPID!!!! *shakes Shadow violently*
Shadow: @_@ STOPPIT!!
Rouge: *stops*
Shadow: *eyes widen*
Knuckles: What?
Shadow: *gulps* I-i-it's h-him... *points*
All but Shadow: *turn around slowly and see Omochao*
Omochao: *normal voice* HI!! I'M OMOCHAO AND I'M HERE TO HELP YOU!! *demon voice* GIMME BLOOD!!
All: AHHHHHHHHH!! *run away*
Omochao: *normal voice* PRESS A BUTTON TO DESTROY ME!!
Sonic: *takes a G-Cube controller out of nowhere and presses the A button repeatedly*
~*Omochao explodes*~
All: YOSH!!
Eggman: *whacks everyone*
Tails: HA!!
Tikal: We're still alive!!
Eggman: Stop stealing my lines!! You're so mean! *sobs*
Shadow: Baka.
Eggman: AND I'M PROUD TO BE!!
Sonic: *the G-Cube controller dissapears* Strange.
Amy: Sonikku, what time?
Sonic: Uh, 2:45pm. AND I'M NOT YOUR SONIKKU!!
Eggman: LUNCH!!
Knuckles: Eh, I am kinda hungry...
Sonic: Up for it, guys?
Girls: *ahem loudly*
Sonic: *sigh* AND girls?
All: YAH!! TIME TO EAT!!
~*All run to the nearest restaurant, which happens to be In N' Out (A/N: No, I dun own In N' Out, which happens to have the BEST burgers ever!!! ^_^)*~
All: *find a table and sit down*
Shadow: *stands up* What do ya wanna eat?
Sonic: Are you taking our orders?
Shadow: I guess you could say that.
Sonic: 'Kay, waitress, lady, ma'am!!
Shadow: *about to whack Sonic*
Sonic: Hey! Anyway, I want a chili dog!!
Knuckles: Number 6!
Rouge: Number 2!
Amy: Number 4!
Tikal: I want a number 2 also!
Tails: Number 9!
Eggman: I WANT EVERYTHING!!!
Shadow: PICK A STUPID MEAL!!
Eggman: Fine, I want a Number 11, make it extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra large!!!
All: *fall over and sweatdrop*
Shadow: Uhhhh, oookay... *walks away to the order counter*
Sonic: Let's talk about something.
Knuckles: Like?
Sonic: Your pants.
Knuckles: I don't have any pants!
Rouge: Haha, Mr. Pantless!!
Knuckles: Shut up, Ms. Big Butt!
Rouge: *slaps Knuckles*
All: *laugh at Knuckles*
Rouge: Stupid pantless echidna...
All: *laughs at Rouge's remark about Knuckles being pantless*
Knuckles: *stands up* ENOUGH ABOUT MY PANTS BECAUSE I HAVE NONE!!
All in restaurant: *be quiet and stare at Knuckles*
Knuckles: *slowly sit back down, looking around nervously*
All: *roll eyes*
Tails: Weirdo.
Knuckles: -_-
Shadow: *comes back with food* Enjoy your meal! *walks away*
Sonic: Hey! Where are you going?
Shadow: Huh? Oh, oops... *walks to table and sits down*
~*Everyone finishes their food and throw away the wrappers. Sonic checks his watch*~
Sonic: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
All: WHAT?! WHAT?!
Sonic: IT'S 4:00!!!
All: AHHHHHHHH!!
~*Everyone runs to their apartment rooms, grabs their bags, and call 2 taxis. (A/N: No, I don't own the taxi companies.) Sonic, Shadow, Rouge and Knuckles go into one cab, and Tikal, Amy, Tails and Eggman (A/N: Yes, he fit.) went into another. In 30 minutes, they get to the LAX. (A/N: NO, I don't own the LAX either.)*~
Sonic: THANKS FOR THE LIFT!! *gives taxi man some money*
Tikal: What he said! *gives taxi man some money*
All: *run into Los Angeles Airport*
Knuckles: Okay... where is the registering for American Airlines? (A/N: The American Airlines company do not belong to me.)
Tails: OH MY GOSH, IS THAT OUR PLANE?!?!
All: Duh.
Tails: AHH!! THAT'S THE TYPE OF PLANE THAT CRASHED INTO THE WTC!!
Sonic: DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!!
Tails: What if we all die?!
Shadow: We ain't gonna die!!
Tails: What if we crash?! I don't wanna die!! I don't wanna die!!! *starts sobbing*
All: ...
Sonic: It's okay, little buddy. *pats his head*
Tails: *stops sobbing* *sniff*
Amy: Hey, the registering thing is there! *points*
All: *run over*
Lady at the Counter: Hello, I need your passports.
Shadow: *hands lady passports*
LatC: Hmm... *looks at Sonic, Amy, Tails, Tikal, Rouge and Eggman's. She looks at Shadow's picture, where he is making a funny face. She looks at Knuckles, who is ALSO making a funny face* O_o Okay then, approved! *stamps something*
Shadow: *gets the passports back, gives it to Sonic*
Sonic: *puts them in the bag L-Gurl gave him*
LatC: How many bags will be checked in?
Sonic: 8!
LatC: Put them on this weight thingy. *points*
~*Everyone puts their luggage onto the weight thing and they all approve. The bags get checked in, and they continue*~
Knuckles: Is that it?!
Rouge: I thought L-Gurl said they increased security!
Tails: *gulp* T-They did... *points*
~*There are military men gaurding the passageway (A/N: *sigh* No, I don't own the military)*~
Airport Worker: All right, put your carry-on luggage onto this moving belt and pass through that metal detector. *points*
Sonic: *puts carry-on bag onto the belt and passes through the MD. it beeps* Huh?
Military Men: *surround Sonic*
All: O_o
Airport Worker 2: *searches Sonic with his hands*
Sonic: Hey!! Don't touch me there!
Amy: *giggles*
Tikal: Weirdo.
AW2: It looks like he doesn't have any dangerous items on him. *sees Sonic's bracelets*
Sonic: Oh, I forgot about this. *takes off his upgrades and puts them on the moving belt. again, he passes the MD and it doesn't beep. but his items on the belt do.*
AW: What is this?
Sonic: It's nothing dangerous...
AW2: We can't let you through until you tell us.
Sonic: Fine, lemme put them on.
AW/AW2: ARE YOU A TERRORIST?!
Sonic: NO WAY!! Just lemme tell you what these thingys do so we can get on with our lives!!
AW: Fine.
Sonic: *puts on upgrades* See this? *points to bounce bracelet* It lets me do this! *bounces all over the place*
AW: Not dangerous.
Sonic: See these? *points to Magic Gloves* Umm, can you like, summon a GUN Robot or something?
Military men: *speak into a walkie-talkie*
~*A GUN robot appears out of nowhere*~
Shadow: DIE!!! *about to homing attack the robot*
Sonic: STOPPIT!! *stops Shadow*
Shadow: Grr.... I hate GUN robots... actually, I hate the whole GUN people!! THEY KILLED MARIA!!
Sonic: Whoa, now, Shadow!
Shadow: They all must burn in ****!!!
~*THIS IS PG!!*~
Shadow: ...
All: ...
Rouge: ****, Shadow!!
~*::sighs::*~
Sonic: Umm, please excuse my BROTHER.
Shadow: BROTHER?!
Sonic: SHOVE IT!! Anyway, these gloves let me do this! *the GUN robot is destroyed and appears in a bubble in Sonic's hands*
AW2: That's actually useful.
Sonic: *throws the GUN robot behind him and it breaks. he picks up the Chao Drive and puts it in his carry-on bag*
AW: How about that? *points to Flame Ring*
Eggman: I have a bad feeling about this...
Sonic: It lets me do this! *does a fire somersault*
AW/AW2: *gasp*
Military Men: *surround Sonic again*
Sonic: What?!
AW: That's dangerous!
AW2: It's fire!
Sonic: It's not like I'm gonna hurt anyone!
AW: Promise?
Sonic: Yeah!
AW2: Fine. If you do hurt someone, other than your friends because they're your friends, then you're going to the slammer.
AW: For life.
Sonic: O_o *gulps and quickly picks up his carry-on duffel bag*
Shadow: *is breathing heavily* ... *finally calms down* Uuuhh... I have a Flame Ring too, so yeah.
~*Everyone FINALLY gets through*~
Rouge: *putting on her Iron Boots* Jeez! It's not like I'll kick anyone with these....
Sonic: Heh, I said that about my Flame Ring.
Knuckles: *putting on Hammer Gloves* And do these look dangerous to you?!
All: ...
Amy: No comment.
Knuckles: *sighs*
All: *continue walking*
Tikal: Hey! I just remembered something! Tails, don't you have your Tornado in your bag, except it's been turned into a cube, just like with the stereos?
Tails: *nods* Of course I have it! What if something happens?
Eggman: I have mine too.
Amy: Oh yeah, then why didn't it beep?
Tails/Eggman: They have a unique shielding device. *look at eachother* Hey! You're saying what I'm saying at the same time! BOOM!! COCONUT JUICE!!
All: O_o
Sonic: Oooookay then...
Shadow: What's our gate number?
Sonic: *checks* C15!
All: *look around while walking*
~*5 minutes later*~
Rouge: There! *points*
All: *walk over and find 4 seats on one side and 4 seats on the other*
~*Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles and Tails sit on one side*~
~*Tikal, Amy, Rouge and Eggman on the other side. So they're all facing eachother*~
Amy: Sonikku! Let's go take a walk!
Sonic: I'm tired.
Amy: Of what?
Sonic: Doing stuff.
Amy: Doing stuff like what?
Sonic: ... Stuff.
Amy: Why?
Sonic: Because.
Amy: Because?
Sonic: Because I said so.
Amy: Why did you say so?
Sonic: Because I can.
Amy: Please?
Sonic: Please what?
Amy: Take a walk with me!
Sonic: NO!!
Amy: C'mon!
All but Sonic and Amy: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?!?!
Shadow: *takes out his CD Player and starts listening*
Amy: PLEASE SONIC?!
Sonic: OH FINE!! *stands up and sighs* Let's go.
Amy: *links arms with Sonic* YAY!
~*Sonic and Amy walk away*~
Shadow: *humming along with the music*
Eggman: I am so fat! As big as a whale!! Give me the twinkies!!
All: O_o
Shadow: *raises an eyebrow*
Tikal: That reminds me, where are your glasses?
Shadow: *pats his bag* ^_^
Sonic: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *comes running back*
Rouge: What's up with you?
Shadow: Why is the echidna screaming?
Knuckles: *gets glasses out of his bag and gives it to him*
Shadow: *puts them on* Why is Sonic screaming?
Sonic: I *pant* she *pant* Amy *pant* AMY TOOK ME TO *pant* A JEWELRY STORE!! *pant*
Tails: So?
Sonic: She said that *pant* we were gonna *pant* get an *pant* engagement ring!! *pants- oops, i mean pant!*
All: HA HA HA HA!!
Amy: *walks calmly back, smiling*
All: WAH HA HA HA!!
Sonic: AMY!
Amy: I was kidding, Sonnikku!! It's too early for us to get married!
Sonic: WE ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED!!
Amy: You know you want me. ^_~
Sonic: Weirdo...
Speakers: WOULD PASSENGERS IN SEATS 30-40 PLEASE BOARD.
Knuckles: All right, finally! *picks up bags* What's our seat numbers?
Shadow: PICK UP THE JELLY BEAN!! *points to a Jelly Bean near Knuckle's bag, which was MYSTERIOUSLY open a little*
Knuckles: Er, um... *quickly picks up the Jelly bean and stuffs it in his bag*
Rouge: What, do you have a whole JAR in there?!
Knuckles: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT- OH, I mean, of course not!! Ehehehe!! ^^;;
All: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Speakers: WOULD PASSENGERS IN SEATS 20-29 PLEASE BOARD.
Eggman: WHAT'S OUR SEAT NUMBER, HEDGEHOG!
Shadow: Well, JEEZ, YOU JELLY BEAN! WE'RE IN SEATS 6 AND 7!!
Sonic: Why are you screaming?
Shadow: Because I can.
Tikal: Doobee doobee doo...
Tails: *murmuring* We're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die.......
All: We hear you, you know.
Tails: How?
All: We just can.
Shadow: STOP TALKING AT THE SAME TIME!! *swats at Sonic*
Sonic: HEY! I'M NOT A FLY, YOU KNOW!!
Shadow: Why are you yelling?
Sonic: Because I can.
Shadow: ... Hey! You copied me!
Sonic: Hey! You copied me!
Speakers: WOULD PASSENGERS IN SEATS 10-19 PLEASE BOARD.
Shadow: STOPPIT!
Sonic: STOPPIT!!
Shadow: You're a dumb guy!
Sonic: You're a dumb guy!
Shadow: POTATO MAN!!
Sonic: POTATO MAN!!
Shadow: YOU'RE SO STUPID!!
Sonic: YOU'RE SO STUPID!!
Shadow: *thinks* A-ha!
Sonic: *pretends to think* A-ha!
Shadow: I'm an idiot!
Sonic: You're an idiot!
All: *fall over*
Speakers: WOULD PASSENGERS-
Tikal: SHADDAP!! *throws a comb at the speakers*
Speakers: ... IN FIRST CLASS PLEASE BOARD.
Amy: Hey! Why aren't we in first class?
L-Gurl: Too expensive.
Rouge: But, you're the author! You can do ANYTHING.
L-Gurl: I know. >:)
All: ROUGE!
Rouge: Ehehe?
L-Gurl: Fine, the real reason is that I don't want you guys to be too spoiled.
All: DARN!
Speakers: WOULD THE REST OF THE PASSENGERS PLEASE BOARD.
All: YAY! *pick up their bags and enter the plane*
~*In the American Airlines Plane...*~
(A/N: I wanna explain how the plane looks like from inside. *gets bracelets thrown at her* ??? Um, anyway, look:
1F 2F 3F 4F { 5F 6F 7F 8F
1E 2E 3E 4E { 5E 6E 7E 8E
First 1D 2D 3D 4D { Next 5D 6D 7D 8D {And So On}
Class 1C 2C 3C 4C { Class 5C 6C 7C 8C
1B 2B 3B 4B { 5B 6B 7B 8B
1A 2A 3A 4A { 5A 6A 7A 8A
Sonic: 6A
Shadow: 6B
Tails: 7A
Rouge: 7B
Tikal: 6D
Knuckles: 6C
Eggman: 7D
Amy: 7C
So yeah, there! ^^ I'm gonna put the crew in a square, so they can talk. Um, you'll get what I mean. Now, continue enjoying [I hope] the fic!)
Sonic: Hmm... 6A! *sits down*
Shadow: *sits down next to Sonic* Hello, Clarisse.
Sonic: O.o Weird, why am I always either WITH or SITTING next to Shadow?
~*Cuz.*~
Sonic: Why?
~*Because I said so. Why, wanna trade places with Eggman?*~
Sonic: *looks where Eggman is, he's sitting next to Amy* NO, NO, I'M FINE!! HEHE!
~*...*~
Shadow: What, got a problem with me?
Sonic: Uh, no, I just find it strange.
Shadow: Mmm, I understand, oh blue boy.
Sonic: Freak...
Shadow: FREAKS WILL RULE THE WORLD!
Sonic: *scoots a little away*
Knuckles: *sits down in seat 6C* Hi Tikal!
Tikal: *smiles*
Tails: *sits in 7C* Hi Sonic! *stands up and looks in front of him to see Sonic*
Sonic: Heylo!
Rouge: *sits down next to Tails* ^-^
Tails: ^-^
Eggman: Why am I next to Amy?
Amy: Because L-Gurl said you should.
Eggman: Why?
Amy: Because L-Gurl knows everything.
All: *scoot away from Amy*
Tails: We're gonna die, we're gonna die, WE'RE GONNA DIE!!
All: -_-
Sonic: WE WILL NOT DIE!! LISTEN TO MY WORDS OF WISDOM!!!! *jumps up and does poses*
All: O_o
Shadow: Look who's calling ME a freak...
Sonic: WAH HA HA.
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THE END..... of the chapter, at least. I can't believe I lost my old copy... *sobs* Um, anyway, R+R, for Shadow's sake!! (Shadow: What about my sake?)
~L-Gurl
Disclaimer: Nah, I would never be able to afford Sonic or anything related... ALSO, I don't own anything else that I mention that YOU know that IS NOT mine. Did that make sense?
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!! *cries on keyboard* (Shadow: What's wrong with you?) I JUST LOST ALL OF CHAPTER FIVE OF BOREDOM!!!! SOMETHING HAPPENED ON THE STUPID DISK I SAVED IT ON, AND NOW I LOST CHAPTER FIVE!!! CHAPTER FIIIIIIIIIVE!!! THE ONE THAT TOOK ME THREE FRIGGIN' DAYS TO WRITE!!! *cries some more* Looks like I'll have to re-write it... AND I LOST THE BEGINNING OF CHAPTER SIX!!!! WHOEVER MESSED UP MY DISK WILL PAAAAAAY!!!!! (Shadow: *takes a step back*)
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Sonic: SHADOW!!! GET THE DOOR!!
Shadow: I'M SLEEPING!! *pulls covers over head*
Sonic: I DON'T CARE!! JUST GET THE DOOR!!
Shadow: NO.
Sonic: IF YOU DON'T GET THE DOOR, I'M GOING IN BED WITH YOU!!
Shadow: *eyes widen* WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
Sonic: JUST GET THE FRIGGIN' DOOR!!
Shadow: Fine... *grumbles and climbs out of bed. he answers the door* WHAT?!
The Group of People at the door: O_o
Announcer: You've just won a free cruise to the Caribbean!!
Shadow: *scratches head* What?
Announcer: You've just won a free cruise to the Caribbean!!!!
Shadow: *scratches head* What?
Announcer: You've just won a free cruise to the Caribbean!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: *scratches head* What?
Announcer: YOU'VE JUST WON A FREE TRIP TO THE CARIBBEAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: OH HOW FRIGGIN' COOL!!! SONIC, GET IN HERE!!
Sonic: WHAT?! I ALMOST BEAT MY HIGH SCORE IN MY VIDEO GAME!!!
Shadow: I DON'T CARE, JUST GET IN HERE!!!
Sonic: *walks in* What?
Shadow: Tell him, announcer guy person.
Announcer: YOU'VE JUST WON A FREE TRIP TO THE CARIBBEAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Sonic: *scratches head* What?
Announcer: GAH!! *stomps off*
Cameraman: Uh, he forgot to give you this. *hands Shadow the tickets* Enjoy your trip! *walks away*
Shadow: ...
Sonic: WE'VE JUST WON A FREE CRUISE!! YAY!! *kisses Shadow straight on the lips*
Shadow: *wipes lips rapidly* EWW!! NASHTY PERSON!!
Sonic: Oops... sorry.
Shadow: -_-
Sonic: Let's tell the others!!
Shadow: -_-
~*Sonic goes over and tells the others*~
Knuckles: What?!
Sonic: I know, so cool huh?!
Shadow: -_-
Rouge: When is it?
Sonic: *looks at tickets in Shadow's hand* Um, three days from now.
Shadow: -_-
Tikal: What's with Mr. Ultimate Life Form?
Sonic: I accidentally kissed him on the lips...
All: O_o
Shadow: -_-
Sonic: I SAID I WAS SORRY!!
Shadow: Fine.
Amy: CRUISE!! *runs away*
Tikal: Umm... I guess we all pack now!!
All: YEAH!!
~*Everyone runs to their rooms and start packing for the cruise. Then they meet up at a park*~
Eggman: ALL RIGHT, A CRUISE!!
All: *wait several minutes*
Knuckles: Can't L-Gurl speed up time or something?
~*Oh, sure. ::snaps fingers::*~
~*3 days later*~
All: WE THANK THEE!!
~*No problemo. Oh yeah, and I need to tell you something!! ::snaps her fingers::*~
~*L-Gurl appears in a flash of purple light*~
All: Hello.
L-Gurl: Hi.
Tails: So?
L-Gurl: Oh yeah. The announcer guy person just gave you the tickets only, right Shad?
Shadow: *nods*
L-Gurl: 'Kay, the ship departs in Florida.
All: WHAT?!
Amy: THAT'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FRIGGIN' COUNTRY!!
Sonic: WE'RE IN CALIFORNIA OR SOMETHING!!
L-Gurl: I know. So, in order to get there, you must use a plane. But you don't have plane tickets. You also need a cruise package. Without it, you can't even get to the ship.
Eggman: Then how do we get those items?
L-Gurl: *snaps fingers and a small bag appears in her left hand* There. *gives it to Sonic* I trust that you will take care of that.
Sonic: *winks*
L-Gurl: Err, I'll take that as a yes.
Knuckles: Why are you giving it to us now?
L-Gurl: Because I'm nice like that. So, your plane leaves at 6pm.
All: Mmkay.
L-Gurl: And also, get there two hours before. Like, at 4 pm.
Eggman: Why?
L-Gurl: The 9/11 attack. All airports have increased security.
All: 9/11?
L-Gurl: *nods*
All: *have a moment of silence to pay tribute to the victims*
~*10 minutes later*~
L-Gurl: All right now. Of course, I'm going, just to make sure you don't get in trouble. *winks and dissapears in a flash of purple light*
Eggman: So now what time is it?
Sonic: *checks watch* 1:15pm.
Eggman: Let's go for lunch!
Amy: That's all you think about, Eggman, food.
Rouge: And all you talk about is pink.
Amy: PINK!!
Tikal: The singer or the color?
Rouge: The color... I like my name, Rouge, Rouge... red!!
Knuckles: Who named you anyway?
Rouge: My mother, she's french.
All: Oh, duh.
Tails: What's her name, Bleu?
Rouge: No, Rossetta.
All: Rossetta?
Rouge: Rossetta.
Sonic: I thought that it would be a color or something like that...
Tails: How about your dad?
Rouge: Bleu.
All: *fall over*
Tikal: Are they both French?
Rouge: Yeah.
Amy: Then how come you don't have a French accent?
Rouge: I have no idea...
Amy: If you're really French, then how do you say, "Sonic, you are the most handsome thing on the planet!! Kiss me!"
Sonic: O_o
Rouge Like this: "Sonique, vous êtes la chose la plus belle sur la planète!! Embrassez-moi!"
All: O_o
Amy: Okay! *faces Sonic* Sonique, vous êtes la chose plus laide sur la planète! Obtenez loin de moi!
All: *fall over*
Rouge: YOU SAID IT WRONG!!
Amy: Oh!
Rouge: Do you know what you said?!
Amy: ... No.
Rouge: You said: Sonic, you're the more ugliest thing on the planet! Get away from me!
Knuckles: The French language is... weird...
(A/N: No offense to anyone)
Rouge: *about to kick Knuckles*
Knuckles: Pickle!!
Tikal: Weird pickle?
Sonic: For some reason, that doesn't sound right...
Shadow: *shoves Sonic* Weirdo.
Sonic: Look who's talking!
Shadow: HEY!!
Eggman: Aren't you supposed to die?
Sonic: That was just a shove. Why, do you WANT me to die?!
Eggman: YEAH!! SO I CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!
Tails: You can never take over the world.
Eggman: YES I CAN!!
Shadow: Then why isn't it ruled by you yet?
Eggman: I never seem to get the right plan!!
All but Eggman: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU SUCK!!
Eggman: HEY!!
Tikal: What time, blue boy?
Sonic: *checks watch* 2:00pm. Man, time sure flies when you're having fun.
Shadow: We're having fun?
All but Shadow: NOOOOOOO, WE'RE BEING TORTURED HELPLESSLY BY OMOCHAO WITH INFO WE ALREADY KNOW!!
Shadow: AHH, STUPID PEOPLE!!!
Rouge: Hey!! I'M NOT STUPID!!!! *shakes Shadow violently*
Shadow: @_@ STOPPIT!!
Rouge: *stops*
Shadow: *eyes widen*
Knuckles: What?
Shadow: *gulps* I-i-it's h-him... *points*
All but Shadow: *turn around slowly and see Omochao*
Omochao: *normal voice* HI!! I'M OMOCHAO AND I'M HERE TO HELP YOU!! *demon voice* GIMME BLOOD!!
All: AHHHHHHHHH!! *run away*
Omochao: *normal voice* PRESS A BUTTON TO DESTROY ME!!
Sonic: *takes a G-Cube controller out of nowhere and presses the A button repeatedly*
~*Omochao explodes*~
All: YOSH!!
Eggman: *whacks everyone*
Tails: HA!!
Tikal: We're still alive!!
Eggman: Stop stealing my lines!! You're so mean! *sobs*
Shadow: Baka.
Eggman: AND I'M PROUD TO BE!!
Sonic: *the G-Cube controller dissapears* Strange.
Amy: Sonikku, what time?
Sonic: Uh, 2:45pm. AND I'M NOT YOUR SONIKKU!!
Eggman: LUNCH!!
Knuckles: Eh, I am kinda hungry...
Sonic: Up for it, guys?
Girls: *ahem loudly*
Sonic: *sigh* AND girls?
All: YAH!! TIME TO EAT!!
~*All run to the nearest restaurant, which happens to be In N' Out (A/N: No, I dun own In N' Out, which happens to have the BEST burgers ever!!! ^_^)*~
All: *find a table and sit down*
Shadow: *stands up* What do ya wanna eat?
Sonic: Are you taking our orders?
Shadow: I guess you could say that.
Sonic: 'Kay, waitress, lady, ma'am!!
Shadow: *about to whack Sonic*
Sonic: Hey! Anyway, I want a chili dog!!
Knuckles: Number 6!
Rouge: Number 2!
Amy: Number 4!
Tikal: I want a number 2 also!
Tails: Number 9!
Eggman: I WANT EVERYTHING!!!
Shadow: PICK A STUPID MEAL!!
Eggman: Fine, I want a Number 11, make it extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra extra large!!!
All: *fall over and sweatdrop*
Shadow: Uhhhh, oookay... *walks away to the order counter*
Sonic: Let's talk about something.
Knuckles: Like?
Sonic: Your pants.
Knuckles: I don't have any pants!
Rouge: Haha, Mr. Pantless!!
Knuckles: Shut up, Ms. Big Butt!
Rouge: *slaps Knuckles*
All: *laugh at Knuckles*
Rouge: Stupid pantless echidna...
All: *laughs at Rouge's remark about Knuckles being pantless*
Knuckles: *stands up* ENOUGH ABOUT MY PANTS BECAUSE I HAVE NONE!!
All in restaurant: *be quiet and stare at Knuckles*
Knuckles: *slowly sit back down, looking around nervously*
All: *roll eyes*
Tails: Weirdo.
Knuckles: -_-
Shadow: *comes back with food* Enjoy your meal! *walks away*
Sonic: Hey! Where are you going?
Shadow: Huh? Oh, oops... *walks to table and sits down*
~*Everyone finishes their food and throw away the wrappers. Sonic checks his watch*~
Sonic: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
All: WHAT?! WHAT?!
Sonic: IT'S 4:00!!!
All: AHHHHHHHH!!
~*Everyone runs to their apartment rooms, grabs their bags, and call 2 taxis. (A/N: No, I don't own the taxi companies.) Sonic, Shadow, Rouge and Knuckles go into one cab, and Tikal, Amy, Tails and Eggman (A/N: Yes, he fit.) went into another. In 30 minutes, they get to the LAX. (A/N: NO, I don't own the LAX either.)*~
Sonic: THANKS FOR THE LIFT!! *gives taxi man some money*
Tikal: What he said! *gives taxi man some money*
All: *run into Los Angeles Airport*
Knuckles: Okay... where is the registering for American Airlines? (A/N: The American Airlines company do not belong to me.)
Tails: OH MY GOSH, IS THAT OUR PLANE?!?!
All: Duh.
Tails: AHH!! THAT'S THE TYPE OF PLANE THAT CRASHED INTO THE WTC!!
Sonic: DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!!
Tails: What if we all die?!
Shadow: We ain't gonna die!!
Tails: What if we crash?! I don't wanna die!! I don't wanna die!!! *starts sobbing*
All: ...
Sonic: It's okay, little buddy. *pats his head*
Tails: *stops sobbing* *sniff*
Amy: Hey, the registering thing is there! *points*
All: *run over*
Lady at the Counter: Hello, I need your passports.
Shadow: *hands lady passports*
LatC: Hmm... *looks at Sonic, Amy, Tails, Tikal, Rouge and Eggman's. She looks at Shadow's picture, where he is making a funny face. She looks at Knuckles, who is ALSO making a funny face* O_o Okay then, approved! *stamps something*
Shadow: *gets the passports back, gives it to Sonic*
Sonic: *puts them in the bag L-Gurl gave him*
LatC: How many bags will be checked in?
Sonic: 8!
LatC: Put them on this weight thingy. *points*
~*Everyone puts their luggage onto the weight thing and they all approve. The bags get checked in, and they continue*~
Knuckles: Is that it?!
Rouge: I thought L-Gurl said they increased security!
Tails: *gulp* T-They did... *points*
~*There are military men gaurding the passageway (A/N: *sigh* No, I don't own the military)*~
Airport Worker: All right, put your carry-on luggage onto this moving belt and pass through that metal detector. *points*
Sonic: *puts carry-on bag onto the belt and passes through the MD. it beeps* Huh?
Military Men: *surround Sonic*
All: O_o
Airport Worker 2: *searches Sonic with his hands*
Sonic: Hey!! Don't touch me there!
Amy: *giggles*
Tikal: Weirdo.
AW2: It looks like he doesn't have any dangerous items on him. *sees Sonic's bracelets*
Sonic: Oh, I forgot about this. *takes off his upgrades and puts them on the moving belt. again, he passes the MD and it doesn't beep. but his items on the belt do.*
AW: What is this?
Sonic: It's nothing dangerous...
AW2: We can't let you through until you tell us.
Sonic: Fine, lemme put them on.
AW/AW2: ARE YOU A TERRORIST?!
Sonic: NO WAY!! Just lemme tell you what these thingys do so we can get on with our lives!!
AW: Fine.
Sonic: *puts on upgrades* See this? *points to bounce bracelet* It lets me do this! *bounces all over the place*
AW: Not dangerous.
Sonic: See these? *points to Magic Gloves* Umm, can you like, summon a GUN Robot or something?
Military men: *speak into a walkie-talkie*
~*A GUN robot appears out of nowhere*~
Shadow: DIE!!! *about to homing attack the robot*
Sonic: STOPPIT!! *stops Shadow*
Shadow: Grr.... I hate GUN robots... actually, I hate the whole GUN people!! THEY KILLED MARIA!!
Sonic: Whoa, now, Shadow!
Shadow: They all must burn in ****!!!
~*THIS IS PG!!*~
Shadow: ...
All: ...
Rouge: ****, Shadow!!
~*::sighs::*~
Sonic: Umm, please excuse my BROTHER.
Shadow: BROTHER?!
Sonic: SHOVE IT!! Anyway, these gloves let me do this! *the GUN robot is destroyed and appears in a bubble in Sonic's hands*
AW2: That's actually useful.
Sonic: *throws the GUN robot behind him and it breaks. he picks up the Chao Drive and puts it in his carry-on bag*
AW: How about that? *points to Flame Ring*
Eggman: I have a bad feeling about this...
Sonic: It lets me do this! *does a fire somersault*
AW/AW2: *gasp*
Military Men: *surround Sonic again*
Sonic: What?!
AW: That's dangerous!
AW2: It's fire!
Sonic: It's not like I'm gonna hurt anyone!
AW: Promise?
Sonic: Yeah!
AW2: Fine. If you do hurt someone, other than your friends because they're your friends, then you're going to the slammer.
AW: For life.
Sonic: O_o *gulps and quickly picks up his carry-on duffel bag*
Shadow: *is breathing heavily* ... *finally calms down* Uuuhh... I have a Flame Ring too, so yeah.
~*Everyone FINALLY gets through*~
Rouge: *putting on her Iron Boots* Jeez! It's not like I'll kick anyone with these....
Sonic: Heh, I said that about my Flame Ring.
Knuckles: *putting on Hammer Gloves* And do these look dangerous to you?!
All: ...
Amy: No comment.
Knuckles: *sighs*
All: *continue walking*
Tikal: Hey! I just remembered something! Tails, don't you have your Tornado in your bag, except it's been turned into a cube, just like with the stereos?
Tails: *nods* Of course I have it! What if something happens?
Eggman: I have mine too.
Amy: Oh yeah, then why didn't it beep?
Tails/Eggman: They have a unique shielding device. *look at eachother* Hey! You're saying what I'm saying at the same time! BOOM!! COCONUT JUICE!!
All: O_o
Sonic: Oooookay then...
Shadow: What's our gate number?
Sonic: *checks* C15!
All: *look around while walking*
~*5 minutes later*~
Rouge: There! *points*
All: *walk over and find 4 seats on one side and 4 seats on the other*
~*Sonic, Shadow, Knuckles and Tails sit on one side*~
~*Tikal, Amy, Rouge and Eggman on the other side. So they're all facing eachother*~
Amy: Sonikku! Let's go take a walk!
Sonic: I'm tired.
Amy: Of what?
Sonic: Doing stuff.
Amy: Doing stuff like what?
Sonic: ... Stuff.
Amy: Why?
Sonic: Because.
Amy: Because?
Sonic: Because I said so.
Amy: Why did you say so?
Sonic: Because I can.
Amy: Please?
Sonic: Please what?
Amy: Take a walk with me!
Sonic: NO!!
Amy: C'mon!
All but Sonic and Amy: WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?!?!
Shadow: *takes out his CD Player and starts listening*
Amy: PLEASE SONIC?!
Sonic: OH FINE!! *stands up and sighs* Let's go.
Amy: *links arms with Sonic* YAY!
~*Sonic and Amy walk away*~
Shadow: *humming along with the music*
Eggman: I am so fat! As big as a whale!! Give me the twinkies!!
All: O_o
Shadow: *raises an eyebrow*
Tikal: That reminds me, where are your glasses?
Shadow: *pats his bag* ^_^
Sonic: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *comes running back*
Rouge: What's up with you?
Shadow: Why is the echidna screaming?
Knuckles: *gets glasses out of his bag and gives it to him*
Shadow: *puts them on* Why is Sonic screaming?
Sonic: I *pant* she *pant* Amy *pant* AMY TOOK ME TO *pant* A JEWELRY STORE!! *pant*
Tails: So?
Sonic: She said that *pant* we were gonna *pant* get an *pant* engagement ring!! *pants- oops, i mean pant!*
All: HA HA HA HA!!
Amy: *walks calmly back, smiling*
All: WAH HA HA HA!!
Sonic: AMY!
Amy: I was kidding, Sonnikku!! It's too early for us to get married!
Sonic: WE ARE NOT GETTING MARRIED!!
Amy: You know you want me. ^_~
Sonic: Weirdo...
Speakers: WOULD PASSENGERS IN SEATS 30-40 PLEASE BOARD.
Knuckles: All right, finally! *picks up bags* What's our seat numbers?
Shadow: PICK UP THE JELLY BEAN!! *points to a Jelly Bean near Knuckle's bag, which was MYSTERIOUSLY open a little*
Knuckles: Er, um... *quickly picks up the Jelly bean and stuffs it in his bag*
Rouge: What, do you have a whole JAR in there?!
Knuckles: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT- OH, I mean, of course not!! Ehehehe!! ^^;;
All: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Speakers: WOULD PASSENGERS IN SEATS 20-29 PLEASE BOARD.
Eggman: WHAT'S OUR SEAT NUMBER, HEDGEHOG!
Shadow: Well, JEEZ, YOU JELLY BEAN! WE'RE IN SEATS 6 AND 7!!
Sonic: Why are you screaming?
Shadow: Because I can.
Tikal: Doobee doobee doo...
Tails: *murmuring* We're gonna die, we're gonna die, we're gonna die.......
All: We hear you, you know.
Tails: How?
All: We just can.
Shadow: STOP TALKING AT THE SAME TIME!! *swats at Sonic*
Sonic: HEY! I'M NOT A FLY, YOU KNOW!!
Shadow: Why are you yelling?
Sonic: Because I can.
Shadow: ... Hey! You copied me!
Sonic: Hey! You copied me!
Speakers: WOULD PASSENGERS IN SEATS 10-19 PLEASE BOARD.
Shadow: STOPPIT!
Sonic: STOPPIT!!
Shadow: You're a dumb guy!
Sonic: You're a dumb guy!
Shadow: POTATO MAN!!
Sonic: POTATO MAN!!
Shadow: YOU'RE SO STUPID!!
Sonic: YOU'RE SO STUPID!!
Shadow: *thinks* A-ha!
Sonic: *pretends to think* A-ha!
Shadow: I'm an idiot!
Sonic: You're an idiot!
All: *fall over*
Speakers: WOULD PASSENGERS-
Tikal: SHADDAP!! *throws a comb at the speakers*
Speakers: ... IN FIRST CLASS PLEASE BOARD.
Amy: Hey! Why aren't we in first class?
L-Gurl: Too expensive.
Rouge: But, you're the author! You can do ANYTHING.
L-Gurl: I know. >:)
All: ROUGE!
Rouge: Ehehe?
L-Gurl: Fine, the real reason is that I don't want you guys to be too spoiled.
All: DARN!
Speakers: WOULD THE REST OF THE PASSENGERS PLEASE BOARD.
All: YAY! *pick up their bags and enter the plane*
~*In the American Airlines Plane...*~
(A/N: I wanna explain how the plane looks like from inside. *gets bracelets thrown at her* ??? Um, anyway, look:
1F 2F 3F 4F { 5F 6F 7F 8F
1E 2E 3E 4E { 5E 6E 7E 8E
First 1D 2D 3D 4D { Next 5D 6D 7D 8D {And So On}
Class 1C 2C 3C 4C { Class 5C 6C 7C 8C
1B 2B 3B 4B { 5B 6B 7B 8B
1A 2A 3A 4A { 5A 6A 7A 8A
Sonic: 6A
Shadow: 6B
Tails: 7A
Rouge: 7B
Tikal: 6D
Knuckles: 6C
Eggman: 7D
Amy: 7C
So yeah, there! ^^ I'm gonna put the crew in a square, so they can talk. Um, you'll get what I mean. Now, continue enjoying [I hope] the fic!)
Sonic: Hmm... 6A! *sits down*
Shadow: *sits down next to Sonic* Hello, Clarisse.
Sonic: O.o Weird, why am I always either WITH or SITTING next to Shadow?
~*Cuz.*~
Sonic: Why?
~*Because I said so. Why, wanna trade places with Eggman?*~
Sonic: *looks where Eggman is, he's sitting next to Amy* NO, NO, I'M FINE!! HEHE!
~*...*~
Shadow: What, got a problem with me?
Sonic: Uh, no, I just find it strange.
Shadow: Mmm, I understand, oh blue boy.
Sonic: Freak...
Shadow: FREAKS WILL RULE THE WORLD!
Sonic: *scoots a little away*
Knuckles: *sits down in seat 6C* Hi Tikal!
Tikal: *smiles*
Tails: *sits in 7C* Hi Sonic! *stands up and looks in front of him to see Sonic*
Sonic: Heylo!
Rouge: *sits down next to Tails* ^-^
Tails: ^-^
Eggman: Why am I next to Amy?
Amy: Because L-Gurl said you should.
Eggman: Why?
Amy: Because L-Gurl knows everything.
All: *scoot away from Amy*
Tails: We're gonna die, we're gonna die, WE'RE GONNA DIE!!
All: -_-
Sonic: WE WILL NOT DIE!! LISTEN TO MY WORDS OF WISDOM!!!! *jumps up and does poses*
All: O_o
Shadow: Look who's calling ME a freak...
Sonic: WAH HA HA.
-----~*~-----
THE END..... of the chapter, at least. I can't believe I lost my old copy... *sobs* Um, anyway, R+R, for Shadow's sake!! (Shadow: What about my sake?)
~L-Gurl