"BOREDOM" - Chapter 6
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Lalalalala, here's chapter 6!
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Tails: OH NOOOOOO!! *hangs onto Rouge's arm*
Rouge: Uh, easy, little fox boy. *pats his head*
Speakers: HELLO, my PASSENGERS!!! I'M THE PILOT OF THIS BIG CHUNK OF METAL AND IRON AND STUFF!! WELCOME TO AMERICAN AIRLINES, FLIGHT 1234!!
Sonic: How original...
Shadow: Heh.
Speakers: I hope all of you PEOPLES have fun TIMES here!! WAH ha ha ha ha!!
Tikal: ... O_o
Knuckles: Oh great, our pilot's insane.
Speakers: WE will serve dinner in TWO HOURS!!! PLEASE enjoy it, and don't get too FAT! YAHA!!
All: O_o
Speakers: This is a NON-STOP trip to Fort Lauderdale, Florida, so.... YOU'RE STUCK HERE FOR 6 HOURS!!! BYE BYE!!
Amy: Ooookaaay...
Speakers: OH YEAH!! And by the way... MY NAME'S WILLIAM!!
L-Gurl: *stands up from her seat* WILLIAM?! WHAT'S HE DOING PILOTING THE PLANE?!?!?! *runs to the cockpit*
Tails: Oh no... evil pilot person named William will kill us all...
All: *stare at Tails*
Tails: WHAT?! WHAT?! STOP STARING!! STOP STARING, I SAY!! *curls up into a little ball* *murmers* It's okay... Shelly will protect me...
Rouge: Who's Shelly?
Tails: DON'T TALK ABOUT SHELLY LIKE THAT!! *grabs a stuffed anaconda toy out of his carry-on bag*
All: ...
Sonic: Woah, he's gone insane.
Shadow: NO CRAP, SONIC!
Sonic: ... I ain't crapping...
All: *fall over*
Knuckles: So, Tikal, what do you wanna do?
Tikal: I dunno.
Knuckles: Let's play cards!
Tikal: Sure, but after the plane takes off.
Eggman: What time is it?
Amy: You have a watch, genuis! USE IT!
Eggman: *looks at watch* WAH HA?!
All: O.O
Eggman: It's 6:30! And they'll serve dinner in two hours?! I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG!!
Amy: Yah you can, just wait.
Rouge: *pulls the blanket from under her and puts it over* Mmm, the warmness!
Tails: We're gonna die... I can sense it...
Rouge: Tails, stand up for a while.
Tails: WHAT IF I DIE?!
Rouge: STOP THINKING NEGATIVE FOR ONCE!!
Tails: O_O *stands up*
Rouge: *grabs the blanket from under him*
Tails: *sits back down*
Rouge: *puts blanket over Tails* Now go to sleep before -->I<-- start believing that we're gonna die...
Tails: But-
Rouge: NO!
Tails: *murmers under his breath* We're gonna die, we're gonna die...
Rouge: *sighs and takes out a book from her carry-on bag*
All: *take out their blankets and snuggle with it*
Sonic: Hee hee.... hee hee...
Shadow: *puts on his headphones and turns on his CD player*
Sonic: Hee hee..... heeheehee....
Shadow: *ignores Sonic*
Sonic: Heeheeheeheehee.... hee.... hee...
Shadow: *looks in Sonic's direction*
Sonic: *grinning like an idiot* Heeheeheeheeheehehee.......
Shadow: *raises and eyebrow and takes off headphones*
Sonic: Heehee... hee-
Shadow: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?
People on the plane: O_o
Sonic: Heehee...
Shadow: ... AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE MORON IN THIS FIC?!
~*Well, on planes, you're serious. Sonic just got his weirdness from you.*~
Shadow: -_-
Sonic: Heehee..... this blanket is so warm.... heeheeheehee... *snuggles with the blanket*
Shadow: Oookay, I'll leave him alone now... *resumes listening to CD player*
~*The seat belt sign lights up, and the plane starts moving*~
All: *put on seat belts*
Tails: PROTECT ME, SHELLY!! *hugs tightly on the anaconda stuffed toy*
Rouge: *looks up from book* Where'd you get that anyway?
Tails: A little boy gave it to me...
Rouge: O_o
~*Suddenly, the plane goes faster*~
Sonic: Heehee...
Shadow: Retard.
~*Soon, the plane lifts off into the night sky. Yeah, corny, huh? ^-^;;*~
Amy: ... I'm bored.
Eggman: *takes out a book from his pack*
Amy: *looks at the cover of the book* HAHAHAHAHA!!
Eggman: What?
Amy: Hehe, "Evil Plans for dummies"?!
Eggman: Yeah, so?
Amy: *looks at another part* "Many evil plans to either DESTROY or CONQUER the world"?!
Eggman: :D
~*30 minutes later*~
~*The Seat Belt sign turns off and the plane is flying smoothly*~
All: *take off their seat belts*
Sonic: Imma go to sleep now!
Shadow: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Sonic: Wake me up when the food gets here.
Shadow: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Sonic: *goes to sleep*
Shadow: ... Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Tikal: *takes out a deck of cards* So what do you wanna play?
Knuckles: Go fish?
Tikal: Um, okay. *passes out the cards*
Tails: *is asleep, hugging Shelly*
Rouge: *gasps as she reads something* *turns the page* .......... Oh, phew!
Eggman: I love this book...
Amy: Gimme that! *grabs book and scans the cover some more* AHA!
Eggman: What?
Amy: *points to a small spot on the page and puts a microscope to it* Look what it says... "WARNING: All these plans can be ruined by Sonic the Hedgehog".
Sonic: *wakes up* HAHA! *goes back to sleep*
Shadow: HOW ABSOLUTELY PA-THE-TIC!
Tikal: No wonder your plans always fail!
Rouge: *too busy reading her book*
Knuckles: Stupid egg.
Eggman: ... I DON'T CARE! *grabs book and continues reading*
All: *shrug and continue what they were doing*
~*1 hour and 30 minutes later*~
Eggman: Hm, how about this? *points to a paragraph in his book*
Amy: *looks* You did that already! And it failed!
Eggman: -_-
Amy: This! *points*
Eggman: I did that a LONG time ago, Amy! *realizes something* HEY! Why are you reading this anyway?!
Amy: SoIcantellSonicandhewillstopyouandhewillbehappyandhewillthankmethenhe'llsayI'mprettyandthenwe'llgetmarried!!
Eggman: What?
Amy: SoIcantellSonicandhewillstopyouandhewillbehappyandhewillthankmethenhe'llsayI'mprettyandthenwe'llgetmarried!!
Eggman: SLOWLY!!!
Amy: *sighs* So I can tell Sonic and he will stop you and he will be happy and he will thank me then he'll say I'm pretty and then WE'LL GET MARRIED!!!
Eggman: Fat chance, pinky.
Amy: I AM NOT PICKY!!
Eggman: *sweatdrops*
Tikal: *asleep on Knuckles*
Knuckles: *sleeping with his elbow on the armrest and his chin resting in the palm of his hand*
Sonic: *sleeping*
Shadow: *listening to CD Player* Hmmhmm... Live and Learn, hanging on the edge of tomorrow... hmm...
Rouge: *gasps and turns the page of her book* Wow, the suspense!
Tails: *mumbling in his sleep* No... no.... I don't wanna die... *has a dream*
--*~TaIl's DrEaM!!!~*--
Tails: *finds himself standing on the edge of a cliff* No!! Someone help me!!
Sonic: *appears out of nowhere* WE WILL NOT DIE! LISTEN TO MY WORDS OF WISDOM!! *does incredibly stupid poses and dissapears*
Tails: *falls off the cliff* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
*A HUGE anaconda appears out of nowhere and catches Tails*
Tails: SHELLY!! *hugs anaconda*
Shelly: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!! *eats Tails*
--*~EnD oF tAiL's DrEaM!!~*--
Tails: *wakes up, sweating* AHHHHHHHHH!!
Rouge: Hmm?
Tails: *finds himself hugging Shelly* GET AWAY FROM ME!! *throws the stuffed toy in a random direction*
Rouge: O_o What's up with you?
Tails: A... dream... Sonic... poses... cliff... falling... eating...
Rouge: ... *continues reading book*
Tails: *twitching*
Stewardess: *shakes Knuckles gently*
Knuckles: Huh? Wha?
SD (Stewardess): What would you like for dinner?
Knuckles: Oh... uuumm... just a pack of peanuts and some water.
SD: *gives Knuckles the stuff* How about your sister?
Knuckles: Sister?
SD: *gestures towards Tikal*
Knuckles: (thinking -->) Weird, she thinks Tikal is my sister... (out loud -->) Oh, um, come back later.
SD: Okay. *turns to Shadow and Sonic who were on the other side* Would you like anything sir?
Shadow: Hmm, I want a... gordita!!
SD: Gordita?
Shadow: Ya! The one from Taco Bell! (A/N: I don't own Taco Bell or their gorditas.)
SD: Oh, chicken or beef?
Shadow: CHICKEN!
SD: *gives Shadow a chicken gordita* How about your brother?
Shadow: Brother? *looks towards Knuckles*
Knuckles: *shrugs*
Shadow: Erm... I'll wake him up. *shakes Sonic violently* WAKE UP, **BROTHER**!!
Sonic: WAH!! AHH! AHH! STOP!! SHAKE!! -ING!! AHH!!
Shadow: *stops*
Sonic: @_@
Shadow: What do you want for dinner?
Sonic: *looks at SD* I WANNA CHILI DOG!!
SD: O_o All right... *gives Sonic a chili dog*
Sonic: ^_^
SD: *goes down the lane and to Rouge*
Rouge: A salad, please.
SD: *gives Rouge a salad* How about you, little boy?
Tails: *still twitching*
Rouge/SD: O_o
Tails: I... I... I...
Rouge: SOMEONE KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO HIM!!
Sonic: *faces Tails and slaps him*
Tails: @_@ Uuumm... a cheeseburger, fries and a coke!!!! ^_^
Rouge: Umm... thanks, Sonic...
Sonic: NO PROBLEMO!! *takes a bite of his chili dog* Mm, the power of chili dogs!
Shadow: *towards Sonic* Don't you ever get tired of eating those things?
Sonic: NOPE! :D
SD: *to Amy* What would you like?
Amy: AN ICE CUBE!
SD: ... Um, okay. *gives a cup full of ice cubes to Amy*
Amy: *pops an ice cube in her mouth* ^_^
Eggman: I WANT EVERYTHING YOU HAVE!!
SD: Uum, sorry, we can't do that.
Eggman: ... Fine. Then give me a bucket full of jello.
Sonic Crew: O_o
SD: O_o I don't think we have that...
Eggman: DID YOU CHECK?!
SD: *checks* Oh, it looks like we DO have a bucket full of jello! *gives it to Eggman*
Eggman: *takes out a spoon and eats tiny bites* ^_^
Knuckles: You're weird.
Eggman: -_- DUH!!
Tikal: *starts to wake up and yawns* Ugh... *realizes that she's leaning on Knuckles* Whoops! Sorry. *straightens up*
Knuckles: S'okay. Hey! Stewardess!
SD: Yes?
Knuckles: She's ready to take her order!
SD: Who?
Knuckles: My sister!
Tikal: Sister?
Knuckles: *shakes head* Don't ask.
SD: *goes to Tikal* All righty, then... what would you like?
Tikal: Do you have spaghetti and meatballs?
SD: Yes.
Tikal: Yay!
SD: *gives Tikal spaghetti and meatballs and continues serving other people*
Sonic: Chili dog... *takes a bite* Chili dog... *takes a bite* Chili dog... *takes a bite* Chili dog... *instead of biting the chili dog, he bites his finger* Oww!
Shadow: O_o
Sonic: HEY!! HEY!! WHERE'D MY CHILI DOG GO?!?! OOOOH NOOOOOO!!!
Shadow: Stupid, you ate it all!!
Sonic: Oh.... crap!
Shadow: *shakes head*
Tails: I'm okay... *nibbles on his cheeseburger*
Rouge: *stands up and looks at the seats in front of her where Sonic and Shadow are* Hello. *faces Sonic* Is he always like this when on planes?
Sonic: I think this is the first time he's been on one.
Shadow: *looks up to see Rouge's face* But then, how could he be afraid of planes?! He drives one!
Sonic: Exactly, Mr. Ultimate Life Form! Tails freaks out when he's on a plane where he isn't piloting!
Tails: O_o... X_x... T_T... ;_;... @_@...
Rouge/Sonic/Shadow: O_o
Tails: I'm nibbling... nibbling on my cheeeeeeese burger.... nibble...
Amy: Tailsh? Are yoush okaysh?
Tikal: Why are you talking like that?
Amy: *opens mouth to reveal the ice cube inside* :D
Sonic Crew: NYAH!!
Knuckles: Why'd we say that?
Eggman: The world may never know...
SD: COULD YOU PLEASE BE QUIET?!
Knuckles: We're being too loud?
SD: Yes! Look at the people around you!
The people around the Sonic Crew: *covering their ears and shaking their heads madly* SHUT THEM UP!! SHUT THEM UUUUUUUP!!!
Sonic Crew: O_o... *slink down in their chairs and finish their meal in silence*
~*2 hours and later*~
Sonic Crew: *asleep* (A/N: Yeah, ALL of them are asleep. Don't ask me how it's possible. ^-^)
~*The plane shifts uneasily*~
Rouge: *wakes up* Huh?
~*The plane shifts more violently*~
Sonic Crew: *immediately wake up*
~*The plane shifts A LOT!!*~
People on the Plane: OH NO!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!! NOOOOOOO!!!
Tails: I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT!! *hugs Rouge*
Rouge: S'okay, Tails, it's okay...
Tails: *starts trembling in fear*
~*The plane shifts EVEN MORE WORSE!!*~
Sonic: ... WE ARE GONNA DIE!! LISTEN TO MY WORDS OF WISDOM!! *jumps up and starts sobbing*
Shadow: *pulls Sonic back down in his seat* Stupid baka!! We will NOT die!! And if we do, blame L-Gurl!
~*STUPID PEOPLE, I AIN'T LETTING YOU DIE!!*~
Shadow: See?!
Sonic: *sobbing*
Amy: Sonikku! It's okay! *pushes Shadow out of his seat and sits down next to Sonic*
Shadow: Hey! Grrr... *sits down next to Eggman, who is reading his book* O_o HOW CAN YOU READ YOUR BOOK RIGHT NOW?!
Eggman: *shrug*
~*The plane moves 10 TIMES AS WORSE AS BEFORE!!*~
Speakers: *William's voice* Passengers! Do not be alarmed! *L-Gurl's voice* I managed to make William sane!
All: Phew!
Speakers: Oh yeah, about the movement. We will make an emergency landing. *William* WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, I TELL YOU!! *L-Gurl* SHADDAP, WILLIAM!! *William* No, YOU shut up! *L-Gurl* No, YOU!! *William* YOU! *L-Gurl* YOU! *fighting noises are heard in the background* *William* DIE DIE DIE!! *L-Gurl* AHH! AHH! NO, NOT MY HAIR!! *William* OWW! STOPPIT!! *L-Gurl* TAKE THIS!! AND... THIS!! *William* OWW!! OWW!! STOP!!
All: O_o
~*15 minutes later of no movement*~
Speakers: *L-Gurl* Um, er, sorry for the inconvenience. (A/N: Spelling?) Anyway, like I said 15 minutes ago, we will make an emergency landing. *William* Yah! There's something wrong with the plane, and if we don't land now, we'll probably crash and die. *L-Gurl sighs*
Tails: *sobs*
Speakers: *William* PUT ON YER SEATBELTS, PEOPLES!! WE'RE IN FOR A ROUGH RIDE!!
~*The plane starts to move and they land VERY UNCOMFORTABLY in an airport*~
Speakers: *L-Gurl* It looks like we didn't crash and die after all! *exploding noise* O_o WILLIAM! WHAT DID YOU DO NOW?! AHHHHHHHH- *speakers explode*
All: O_o
Tikal: Umm... at least we're on the ground...
Sonic Crew: *nod*
~*L-Gurl enters the main seating, where the Sonic Crew are. She's covered in ashes*~
Shadow: What happened to you?!
L-Gurl: Um, too long to explain. Since the speakers are busted, *points to the speakers* I'll tell you in person. We're in an airport. Please get out as soon as possible so the workers can see what's wrong.
~*Everyone on the plane except the Sonic Crew and L-Gurl leave the plane in a hurry*~
L-Gurl: *wipes forehead* Guys, get out now.
Sonic: Is there any way we can help?
L-Gurl: Thanks for the offer, but I think they can handle this.
Eggman: Can't you use your author powers?
L-Gurl: Something in this plane has disabled them. That's why I can't do anything in here.
Knuckles: Can you tell us why you're covered in ashes?
L-Gurl: Too long a story.
Tikal: We have time!
L-Gurl: I know. You have PLENTY of time.
Sonic Crew: THEN TELL US!!
L-Gurl: Fine. William had an emergency bomb thingy and it exploded in the cockpit. There.
Sonic Crew: *fall over*
Eggman: THAT'S NOT LONG!!
L-Gurl: It seemed long when I thought about it... ARGH!! You guys! Get out now!
Shadow: Why?
L-Gurl: *looks around and sees a hammer (A/N: Strange, I know.)
~*L-Gurl picks up the hammer*~
L-Gurl: Get out or I'll whack you with this.
Sonic Crew: O_o *grab their carry-on bags and quickly exit the plane*
~*Something explodes*~
L-Gurl: *sighs*
~*In the airport*~
Amy: That was weird! Sonikku, hold me! *hugs Sonic*
Sonic: GETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFF!!
Tikal: All right, where are we now?
Tails: According to my calculations, we're in the Dallas, Texas airport.
All: O.O
Knuckles: Woah! He's not freaked out anymore!
Sonic: I told you, he freaks out when he's on a plane that he's not piloting!
All: YAH?!
Sonic: GET OFF, AMY!!
Amy: I love you, Sonikku!!
Sonic: *sighs*
Rouge: Wait, where are we again?
Tails: Texas.
A Man: *walks by* Well, well, howdy there, folks! *waves and walks along*
Shadow: It's a good thing they're friendly...
L-Gurl: *runs out of the airplane, screaming*
All: O_o;;
William: *runs out of the airplane* COME BACK HERE, NICOLE!!! I WANNA TEST MY NEW MALLET ON YOU!! *pulls out a giant mallet and chases L-Gurl*
All: ... O_o;;;;;;;; *walk away slowly*
Amy: Sonikku! Now what will we do?
Sonic: STOP LOOKING TO ME FOR ANSWERS!!
All (even Amy): *back away*
Knuckles: Ooookay.... *turns to Tails* Now what do we do?
Tails: GO FIND L-GURL!!
All: Why?
Tails: Cuz she knows what will happen to us.
~*Um, no I don't... I'm just making this up from the top of my head*~
All: *fall over*
Eggman: WE'RE GONNA LOOK FOR YOU ANYWAYS!!
Sonic: Okay! Split into groups! Girls, go that way! *points North*
Girls: Gotcha! *run North*
Sonic: Knuckles, Tails, go South!
Knuckles/Tails: Mmkay! *go south*
Sonic: Eggman, you can handle yourself. Go East!
Eggman: YOSH! *takes out a cube from his bag and presses a button on it. the cube transforms into the Eggwalker*
Sonic/Shadow: O_o
Eggman: *goes into Eggwalker* YOSH!! *stomps off into the east, scaring people without meaning to*
Shadow: ... I guess that leaves me with you.
Sonic: *to the ceiling* WHY AM I ALWAYS WITH SHADOW?!?!?!
~*Hmm... no reason...*~
Shadow: C'mon, blue boy! *grabs Sonic's arm and runs to the West of the airport*
Sonic: OWW!!
Shadow: WHAT?!
Sonic: You grab hard! *rubs arm*
Shadow: Wimp. *runs off*
Sonic: HEY!! WAIT FOR ME!! *follows Shadow*
~*With the girls in the north...*~
~*In a store*~
Rouge: Oh wow, look at this! *pulls out a dress from a rack*
Tikal: Oooh, that's gorgeous!
Amy: Look at this! *pulls out a VERY LIGHT PINK dress*
Rouge: Too bright.
Tikal: What's with you and pink?!
Amy: I love that color!
~*Eh... they aren't searching for me! *shrugs* With Eggman...*~
Eggman: Doobedoobedoo.... *walks around the airport* Is finding one STUPID author so hard?!
~*Eggman gets zapped by a purple beam*~
Eggman: ... X_x Ugh... fine, she's not stupid.
~*Eggman gets zapped again by a purple beam*~
Eggman: ... X_X
~*Heehee... ::heals Eggman:: There. Now do whatever you where supposed to be doing!*~
Eggman: Yosh! *sits down right where he is and continues reading his book*
People: O_o
~*::slaps forehead:: With Knuckles and Tails...*~
Tails: JEEZUS!! Is one author so hard to find?!
Knuckles: -_- LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE!!
~*Lots of people were passing by them*~
Tails: Wait, why don't we just ASK her where she is?!
Knuckles: What do you mean?
Tails: Like this! HEY!! L-GURL!!
~*What?*~
Tails: See?
Knuckles: Ooooh!!
Tails: Um, where are you?!
~*Somewhere! ^_^*~
Knuckles: JUST TELL US!!
~*All right, okay, I'm in the west part of the airport.*~
Tails: West?
Knuckles: Who went west?
Tails/Knuckles: *look at eachother* SONIC AND SHADOW!!
~*With the male hedgehogs*~
Shadow: *dragging himself along*
Sonic: C'mon, slowpoke!!
Shadow: But I'm tired!
Sonic: WE JUST *WALKED* FOR 5 MINUTES!! HOW CAN YOU BE TIRED?!
Shadow: @_@ *collapses*
Sonic: Grr!!
Shadow: *from the corner of his eye* Hey!! Hey!!
Sonic: What now?
Shadow: It's her!
Sonic: Who?
Shadow: What?
Sonic: Wha?
Shadow: Huh?
Sonic: When?
Shadow: Where?
Sonic: What?
Shadow: Which?
Sonic: The bird!
Shadow: Where?!
Sonic: On your head!
Shadow: ... AHHHHHHHH!!! GETITOFF, GETITOFF, GETITOFF!!! *runs around screaming like a maniac*
Sonic: I'M KIDDING, YOU MORON!!
Shadow: *stops* OKAY! ^_^
Sonic: Weirdo... anyway, who?
Shadow: What?
Sonic: WHO DID YOU SEE?!
Shadow: Oh! L-Gurl!
Sonic: Where?
Shadow: When?
Sonic: *about to blow-up*
Shadow: OKAY, RIGHT THERE!! *points to the airport's bookshop, where in the other side of the glass wall is L-Gurl, reading a book*
Sonic: HALLELUIAH!! *runs towards bookshop*
Shadow: *follows*
Sonic: L-GURL!!
L-Gurl: *looks up* Yes?
Shadow: What?
Sonic: *whacks Shadow*
Shadow: Oww! Maria... x_X *dies and reappears outside the bookstore*
Sonic: Anyway, now what happens to us?
L-Gurl: Oh yeah, don't worry, I've arranged your flight for you. *gives them the airplane tickets*
Sonic: I thank thee!
L-Gurl: *bursts out laughing*
Sonic: What?
L-Gurl: *points to the door*
Shadow: *banging on the door* LET ME IN!! SOMEONE!! LET ME IIIIIIIN!!!
Sonic: o_O
L-Gurl: Go.
Sonic: I was gonna ask you something!
L-Gurl: ... Yeah?
Sonic: Where's William?
L-Gurl: *points behind her, where William is gagged and tied up*
Sonic: *back away*
L-Gurl: >:) Hehe... now go help your fellow hedgehog.
Sonic: Um, okay, bye. *walks towards the door and exits*
Shadow: WOAH!! How'd you get out?! And how'd you get in?!
Sonic: *points to a little sticker on the door* Read it. *walks away*
Shadow: *tries reading the sticker* Hm... pu... pu... pu... pull... pull? Oh! Pull!! *pushes the door* IT WON'T OPEN!!!
Sonic: *sighs* COME BACK HERE, YOU IDIOT!!
Shadow: I wanna open the door!! *PULLS the door and he gets inside* YAY!! *does a jig*
Sonic: *slaps forehead*
Shadow: Okay, I'm coming now! *pulls the door but it doesn't budge* AHHH!! I CAN'T GET OUT!! AHHHH!! *pulls frantically on the door*
Sonic: THE STICKER!!
Shadow: Pu... pppppuuuussshhhh?
Sonic: *sobs 'cause he's stuck with an idiot*
Shadow: Pppppuuuuussshhh? OH!! PUSH!! COOL!! *pushes the door open and walks out as if nothing happened*
Sonic: How can you call yourself the ultimate life form?!
Shadow: ARE YOU INSULTING ME?! CHAOS SPEAR!!
Sonic: *gets hit* OUCH, NO!! *dies and reappears standing on a chair* O_o
Tails/Knuckles: *run to them* Where's L-Gurl?! Did you find her?
Sonic: Yeah, and we have to ride another plane to get to Florida.
Tails: P-p-p-pla-ane?
Sonic: Uh... yeeeeaaah.
Tails: OH HOLY CRAP, NO WAY!!! *tries running away*
Knuckles: Oh no you don't! *grabs Tails' tails*
Tails: NO!! NO!! I AM IN NO WAY GOING ON ANOTHER PLANE!!!
Shadow: Umm...
Sonic: Yeah you are!
Tails: NO!!
Shadow: Uhh, you guys...
Tails: NEVER!! NONONONONNONO!!
Knuckles: YOU WILL!!
Shadow: Guys.....
Tails: I REFUSE!
Sonic: Well, we'll make you!
Shadow: Listen to me!!!
Tails: I SAID NO!!
Knuckles: You don't have a choice, Tails!!
Shadow: Hello?!?!
Sonic: It's either, 1, go with us to the plane, or, 2, stay here in Texas by yourself.
Tails: .... Oh fine. We are gonna go to a cruise anyway...
Shadow: FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOU GUYS!!! LISTEN TO ME!!!!
Boys: *stop and stare at Shadow*
Shadow: .... Behind you....
Boys: *turn around and eyes widen*
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Ha! I'm leaving you with a cliffhanger!!! ^_^ Oh yeah, but I hafta figure out what's behind them... (The reader(s) fall over) Ehehe!! Anyway, R+R! And I hope to think up more ideas...
~L-Gurl
P.S. - Um, if I DO figure out what's behind them, and it sucks, I'm sorry. I have a minor case of writer's block. (The horror!!)
Disclaimer: ... What do you think?
Lalalalala, here's chapter 6!
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Tails: OH NOOOOOO!! *hangs onto Rouge's arm*
Rouge: Uh, easy, little fox boy. *pats his head*
Speakers: HELLO, my PASSENGERS!!! I'M THE PILOT OF THIS BIG CHUNK OF METAL AND IRON AND STUFF!! WELCOME TO AMERICAN AIRLINES, FLIGHT 1234!!
Sonic: How original...
Shadow: Heh.
Speakers: I hope all of you PEOPLES have fun TIMES here!! WAH ha ha ha ha!!
Tikal: ... O_o
Knuckles: Oh great, our pilot's insane.
Speakers: WE will serve dinner in TWO HOURS!!! PLEASE enjoy it, and don't get too FAT! YAHA!!
All: O_o
Speakers: This is a NON-STOP trip to Fort Lauderdale, Florida, so.... YOU'RE STUCK HERE FOR 6 HOURS!!! BYE BYE!!
Amy: Ooookaaay...
Speakers: OH YEAH!! And by the way... MY NAME'S WILLIAM!!
L-Gurl: *stands up from her seat* WILLIAM?! WHAT'S HE DOING PILOTING THE PLANE?!?!?! *runs to the cockpit*
Tails: Oh no... evil pilot person named William will kill us all...
All: *stare at Tails*
Tails: WHAT?! WHAT?! STOP STARING!! STOP STARING, I SAY!! *curls up into a little ball* *murmers* It's okay... Shelly will protect me...
Rouge: Who's Shelly?
Tails: DON'T TALK ABOUT SHELLY LIKE THAT!! *grabs a stuffed anaconda toy out of his carry-on bag*
All: ...
Sonic: Woah, he's gone insane.
Shadow: NO CRAP, SONIC!
Sonic: ... I ain't crapping...
All: *fall over*
Knuckles: So, Tikal, what do you wanna do?
Tikal: I dunno.
Knuckles: Let's play cards!
Tikal: Sure, but after the plane takes off.
Eggman: What time is it?
Amy: You have a watch, genuis! USE IT!
Eggman: *looks at watch* WAH HA?!
All: O.O
Eggman: It's 6:30! And they'll serve dinner in two hours?! I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG!!
Amy: Yah you can, just wait.
Rouge: *pulls the blanket from under her and puts it over* Mmm, the warmness!
Tails: We're gonna die... I can sense it...
Rouge: Tails, stand up for a while.
Tails: WHAT IF I DIE?!
Rouge: STOP THINKING NEGATIVE FOR ONCE!!
Tails: O_O *stands up*
Rouge: *grabs the blanket from under him*
Tails: *sits back down*
Rouge: *puts blanket over Tails* Now go to sleep before -->I<-- start believing that we're gonna die...
Tails: But-
Rouge: NO!
Tails: *murmers under his breath* We're gonna die, we're gonna die...
Rouge: *sighs and takes out a book from her carry-on bag*
All: *take out their blankets and snuggle with it*
Sonic: Hee hee.... hee hee...
Shadow: *puts on his headphones and turns on his CD player*
Sonic: Hee hee..... heeheehee....
Shadow: *ignores Sonic*
Sonic: Heeheeheeheehee.... hee.... hee...
Shadow: *looks in Sonic's direction*
Sonic: *grinning like an idiot* Heeheeheeheeheehehee.......
Shadow: *raises and eyebrow and takes off headphones*
Sonic: Heehee... hee-
Shadow: WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?
People on the plane: O_o
Sonic: Heehee...
Shadow: ... AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE MORON IN THIS FIC?!
~*Well, on planes, you're serious. Sonic just got his weirdness from you.*~
Shadow: -_-
Sonic: Heehee..... this blanket is so warm.... heeheeheehee... *snuggles with the blanket*
Shadow: Oookay, I'll leave him alone now... *resumes listening to CD player*
~*The seat belt sign lights up, and the plane starts moving*~
All: *put on seat belts*
Tails: PROTECT ME, SHELLY!! *hugs tightly on the anaconda stuffed toy*
Rouge: *looks up from book* Where'd you get that anyway?
Tails: A little boy gave it to me...
Rouge: O_o
~*Suddenly, the plane goes faster*~
Sonic: Heehee...
Shadow: Retard.
~*Soon, the plane lifts off into the night sky. Yeah, corny, huh? ^-^;;*~
Amy: ... I'm bored.
Eggman: *takes out a book from his pack*
Amy: *looks at the cover of the book* HAHAHAHAHA!!
Eggman: What?
Amy: Hehe, "Evil Plans for dummies"?!
Eggman: Yeah, so?
Amy: *looks at another part* "Many evil plans to either DESTROY or CONQUER the world"?!
Eggman: :D
~*30 minutes later*~
~*The Seat Belt sign turns off and the plane is flying smoothly*~
All: *take off their seat belts*
Sonic: Imma go to sleep now!
Shadow: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Sonic: Wake me up when the food gets here.
Shadow: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Sonic: *goes to sleep*
Shadow: ... Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Tikal: *takes out a deck of cards* So what do you wanna play?
Knuckles: Go fish?
Tikal: Um, okay. *passes out the cards*
Tails: *is asleep, hugging Shelly*
Rouge: *gasps as she reads something* *turns the page* .......... Oh, phew!
Eggman: I love this book...
Amy: Gimme that! *grabs book and scans the cover some more* AHA!
Eggman: What?
Amy: *points to a small spot on the page and puts a microscope to it* Look what it says... "WARNING: All these plans can be ruined by Sonic the Hedgehog".
Sonic: *wakes up* HAHA! *goes back to sleep*
Shadow: HOW ABSOLUTELY PA-THE-TIC!
Tikal: No wonder your plans always fail!
Rouge: *too busy reading her book*
Knuckles: Stupid egg.
Eggman: ... I DON'T CARE! *grabs book and continues reading*
All: *shrug and continue what they were doing*
~*1 hour and 30 minutes later*~
Eggman: Hm, how about this? *points to a paragraph in his book*
Amy: *looks* You did that already! And it failed!
Eggman: -_-
Amy: This! *points*
Eggman: I did that a LONG time ago, Amy! *realizes something* HEY! Why are you reading this anyway?!
Amy: SoIcantellSonicandhewillstopyouandhewillbehappyandhewillthankmethenhe'llsayI'mprettyandthenwe'llgetmarried!!
Eggman: What?
Amy: SoIcantellSonicandhewillstopyouandhewillbehappyandhewillthankmethenhe'llsayI'mprettyandthenwe'llgetmarried!!
Eggman: SLOWLY!!!
Amy: *sighs* So I can tell Sonic and he will stop you and he will be happy and he will thank me then he'll say I'm pretty and then WE'LL GET MARRIED!!!
Eggman: Fat chance, pinky.
Amy: I AM NOT PICKY!!
Eggman: *sweatdrops*
Tikal: *asleep on Knuckles*
Knuckles: *sleeping with his elbow on the armrest and his chin resting in the palm of his hand*
Sonic: *sleeping*
Shadow: *listening to CD Player* Hmmhmm... Live and Learn, hanging on the edge of tomorrow... hmm...
Rouge: *gasps and turns the page of her book* Wow, the suspense!
Tails: *mumbling in his sleep* No... no.... I don't wanna die... *has a dream*
--*~TaIl's DrEaM!!!~*--
Tails: *finds himself standing on the edge of a cliff* No!! Someone help me!!
Sonic: *appears out of nowhere* WE WILL NOT DIE! LISTEN TO MY WORDS OF WISDOM!! *does incredibly stupid poses and dissapears*
Tails: *falls off the cliff* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
*A HUGE anaconda appears out of nowhere and catches Tails*
Tails: SHELLY!! *hugs anaconda*
Shelly: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!! *eats Tails*
--*~EnD oF tAiL's DrEaM!!~*--
Tails: *wakes up, sweating* AHHHHHHHHH!!
Rouge: Hmm?
Tails: *finds himself hugging Shelly* GET AWAY FROM ME!! *throws the stuffed toy in a random direction*
Rouge: O_o What's up with you?
Tails: A... dream... Sonic... poses... cliff... falling... eating...
Rouge: ... *continues reading book*
Tails: *twitching*
Stewardess: *shakes Knuckles gently*
Knuckles: Huh? Wha?
SD (Stewardess): What would you like for dinner?
Knuckles: Oh... uuumm... just a pack of peanuts and some water.
SD: *gives Knuckles the stuff* How about your sister?
Knuckles: Sister?
SD: *gestures towards Tikal*
Knuckles: (thinking -->) Weird, she thinks Tikal is my sister... (out loud -->) Oh, um, come back later.
SD: Okay. *turns to Shadow and Sonic who were on the other side* Would you like anything sir?
Shadow: Hmm, I want a... gordita!!
SD: Gordita?
Shadow: Ya! The one from Taco Bell! (A/N: I don't own Taco Bell or their gorditas.)
SD: Oh, chicken or beef?
Shadow: CHICKEN!
SD: *gives Shadow a chicken gordita* How about your brother?
Shadow: Brother? *looks towards Knuckles*
Knuckles: *shrugs*
Shadow: Erm... I'll wake him up. *shakes Sonic violently* WAKE UP, **BROTHER**!!
Sonic: WAH!! AHH! AHH! STOP!! SHAKE!! -ING!! AHH!!
Shadow: *stops*
Sonic: @_@
Shadow: What do you want for dinner?
Sonic: *looks at SD* I WANNA CHILI DOG!!
SD: O_o All right... *gives Sonic a chili dog*
Sonic: ^_^
SD: *goes down the lane and to Rouge*
Rouge: A salad, please.
SD: *gives Rouge a salad* How about you, little boy?
Tails: *still twitching*
Rouge/SD: O_o
Tails: I... I... I...
Rouge: SOMEONE KNOCK SOME SENSE INTO HIM!!
Sonic: *faces Tails and slaps him*
Tails: @_@ Uuumm... a cheeseburger, fries and a coke!!!! ^_^
Rouge: Umm... thanks, Sonic...
Sonic: NO PROBLEMO!! *takes a bite of his chili dog* Mm, the power of chili dogs!
Shadow: *towards Sonic* Don't you ever get tired of eating those things?
Sonic: NOPE! :D
SD: *to Amy* What would you like?
Amy: AN ICE CUBE!
SD: ... Um, okay. *gives a cup full of ice cubes to Amy*
Amy: *pops an ice cube in her mouth* ^_^
Eggman: I WANT EVERYTHING YOU HAVE!!
SD: Uum, sorry, we can't do that.
Eggman: ... Fine. Then give me a bucket full of jello.
Sonic Crew: O_o
SD: O_o I don't think we have that...
Eggman: DID YOU CHECK?!
SD: *checks* Oh, it looks like we DO have a bucket full of jello! *gives it to Eggman*
Eggman: *takes out a spoon and eats tiny bites* ^_^
Knuckles: You're weird.
Eggman: -_- DUH!!
Tikal: *starts to wake up and yawns* Ugh... *realizes that she's leaning on Knuckles* Whoops! Sorry. *straightens up*
Knuckles: S'okay. Hey! Stewardess!
SD: Yes?
Knuckles: She's ready to take her order!
SD: Who?
Knuckles: My sister!
Tikal: Sister?
Knuckles: *shakes head* Don't ask.
SD: *goes to Tikal* All righty, then... what would you like?
Tikal: Do you have spaghetti and meatballs?
SD: Yes.
Tikal: Yay!
SD: *gives Tikal spaghetti and meatballs and continues serving other people*
Sonic: Chili dog... *takes a bite* Chili dog... *takes a bite* Chili dog... *takes a bite* Chili dog... *instead of biting the chili dog, he bites his finger* Oww!
Shadow: O_o
Sonic: HEY!! HEY!! WHERE'D MY CHILI DOG GO?!?! OOOOH NOOOOOO!!!
Shadow: Stupid, you ate it all!!
Sonic: Oh.... crap!
Shadow: *shakes head*
Tails: I'm okay... *nibbles on his cheeseburger*
Rouge: *stands up and looks at the seats in front of her where Sonic and Shadow are* Hello. *faces Sonic* Is he always like this when on planes?
Sonic: I think this is the first time he's been on one.
Shadow: *looks up to see Rouge's face* But then, how could he be afraid of planes?! He drives one!
Sonic: Exactly, Mr. Ultimate Life Form! Tails freaks out when he's on a plane where he isn't piloting!
Tails: O_o... X_x... T_T... ;_;... @_@...
Rouge/Sonic/Shadow: O_o
Tails: I'm nibbling... nibbling on my cheeeeeeese burger.... nibble...
Amy: Tailsh? Are yoush okaysh?
Tikal: Why are you talking like that?
Amy: *opens mouth to reveal the ice cube inside* :D
Sonic Crew: NYAH!!
Knuckles: Why'd we say that?
Eggman: The world may never know...
SD: COULD YOU PLEASE BE QUIET?!
Knuckles: We're being too loud?
SD: Yes! Look at the people around you!
The people around the Sonic Crew: *covering their ears and shaking their heads madly* SHUT THEM UP!! SHUT THEM UUUUUUUP!!!
Sonic Crew: O_o... *slink down in their chairs and finish their meal in silence*
~*2 hours and later*~
Sonic Crew: *asleep* (A/N: Yeah, ALL of them are asleep. Don't ask me how it's possible. ^-^)
~*The plane shifts uneasily*~
Rouge: *wakes up* Huh?
~*The plane shifts more violently*~
Sonic Crew: *immediately wake up*
~*The plane shifts A LOT!!*~
People on the Plane: OH NO!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!! NOOOOOOO!!!
Tails: I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT!! *hugs Rouge*
Rouge: S'okay, Tails, it's okay...
Tails: *starts trembling in fear*
~*The plane shifts EVEN MORE WORSE!!*~
Sonic: ... WE ARE GONNA DIE!! LISTEN TO MY WORDS OF WISDOM!! *jumps up and starts sobbing*
Shadow: *pulls Sonic back down in his seat* Stupid baka!! We will NOT die!! And if we do, blame L-Gurl!
~*STUPID PEOPLE, I AIN'T LETTING YOU DIE!!*~
Shadow: See?!
Sonic: *sobbing*
Amy: Sonikku! It's okay! *pushes Shadow out of his seat and sits down next to Sonic*
Shadow: Hey! Grrr... *sits down next to Eggman, who is reading his book* O_o HOW CAN YOU READ YOUR BOOK RIGHT NOW?!
Eggman: *shrug*
~*The plane moves 10 TIMES AS WORSE AS BEFORE!!*~
Speakers: *William's voice* Passengers! Do not be alarmed! *L-Gurl's voice* I managed to make William sane!
All: Phew!
Speakers: Oh yeah, about the movement. We will make an emergency landing. *William* WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE, I TELL YOU!! *L-Gurl* SHADDAP, WILLIAM!! *William* No, YOU shut up! *L-Gurl* No, YOU!! *William* YOU! *L-Gurl* YOU! *fighting noises are heard in the background* *William* DIE DIE DIE!! *L-Gurl* AHH! AHH! NO, NOT MY HAIR!! *William* OWW! STOPPIT!! *L-Gurl* TAKE THIS!! AND... THIS!! *William* OWW!! OWW!! STOP!!
All: O_o
~*15 minutes later of no movement*~
Speakers: *L-Gurl* Um, er, sorry for the inconvenience. (A/N: Spelling?) Anyway, like I said 15 minutes ago, we will make an emergency landing. *William* Yah! There's something wrong with the plane, and if we don't land now, we'll probably crash and die. *L-Gurl sighs*
Tails: *sobs*
Speakers: *William* PUT ON YER SEATBELTS, PEOPLES!! WE'RE IN FOR A ROUGH RIDE!!
~*The plane starts to move and they land VERY UNCOMFORTABLY in an airport*~
Speakers: *L-Gurl* It looks like we didn't crash and die after all! *exploding noise* O_o WILLIAM! WHAT DID YOU DO NOW?! AHHHHHHHH- *speakers explode*
All: O_o
Tikal: Umm... at least we're on the ground...
Sonic Crew: *nod*
~*L-Gurl enters the main seating, where the Sonic Crew are. She's covered in ashes*~
Shadow: What happened to you?!
L-Gurl: Um, too long to explain. Since the speakers are busted, *points to the speakers* I'll tell you in person. We're in an airport. Please get out as soon as possible so the workers can see what's wrong.
~*Everyone on the plane except the Sonic Crew and L-Gurl leave the plane in a hurry*~
L-Gurl: *wipes forehead* Guys, get out now.
Sonic: Is there any way we can help?
L-Gurl: Thanks for the offer, but I think they can handle this.
Eggman: Can't you use your author powers?
L-Gurl: Something in this plane has disabled them. That's why I can't do anything in here.
Knuckles: Can you tell us why you're covered in ashes?
L-Gurl: Too long a story.
Tikal: We have time!
L-Gurl: I know. You have PLENTY of time.
Sonic Crew: THEN TELL US!!
L-Gurl: Fine. William had an emergency bomb thingy and it exploded in the cockpit. There.
Sonic Crew: *fall over*
Eggman: THAT'S NOT LONG!!
L-Gurl: It seemed long when I thought about it... ARGH!! You guys! Get out now!
Shadow: Why?
L-Gurl: *looks around and sees a hammer (A/N: Strange, I know.)
~*L-Gurl picks up the hammer*~
L-Gurl: Get out or I'll whack you with this.
Sonic Crew: O_o *grab their carry-on bags and quickly exit the plane*
~*Something explodes*~
L-Gurl: *sighs*
~*In the airport*~
Amy: That was weird! Sonikku, hold me! *hugs Sonic*
Sonic: GETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFFGETOFF!!
Tikal: All right, where are we now?
Tails: According to my calculations, we're in the Dallas, Texas airport.
All: O.O
Knuckles: Woah! He's not freaked out anymore!
Sonic: I told you, he freaks out when he's on a plane that he's not piloting!
All: YAH?!
Sonic: GET OFF, AMY!!
Amy: I love you, Sonikku!!
Sonic: *sighs*
Rouge: Wait, where are we again?
Tails: Texas.
A Man: *walks by* Well, well, howdy there, folks! *waves and walks along*
Shadow: It's a good thing they're friendly...
L-Gurl: *runs out of the airplane, screaming*
All: O_o;;
William: *runs out of the airplane* COME BACK HERE, NICOLE!!! I WANNA TEST MY NEW MALLET ON YOU!! *pulls out a giant mallet and chases L-Gurl*
All: ... O_o;;;;;;;; *walk away slowly*
Amy: Sonikku! Now what will we do?
Sonic: STOP LOOKING TO ME FOR ANSWERS!!
All (even Amy): *back away*
Knuckles: Ooookay.... *turns to Tails* Now what do we do?
Tails: GO FIND L-GURL!!
All: Why?
Tails: Cuz she knows what will happen to us.
~*Um, no I don't... I'm just making this up from the top of my head*~
All: *fall over*
Eggman: WE'RE GONNA LOOK FOR YOU ANYWAYS!!
Sonic: Okay! Split into groups! Girls, go that way! *points North*
Girls: Gotcha! *run North*
Sonic: Knuckles, Tails, go South!
Knuckles/Tails: Mmkay! *go south*
Sonic: Eggman, you can handle yourself. Go East!
Eggman: YOSH! *takes out a cube from his bag and presses a button on it. the cube transforms into the Eggwalker*
Sonic/Shadow: O_o
Eggman: *goes into Eggwalker* YOSH!! *stomps off into the east, scaring people without meaning to*
Shadow: ... I guess that leaves me with you.
Sonic: *to the ceiling* WHY AM I ALWAYS WITH SHADOW?!?!?!
~*Hmm... no reason...*~
Shadow: C'mon, blue boy! *grabs Sonic's arm and runs to the West of the airport*
Sonic: OWW!!
Shadow: WHAT?!
Sonic: You grab hard! *rubs arm*
Shadow: Wimp. *runs off*
Sonic: HEY!! WAIT FOR ME!! *follows Shadow*
~*With the girls in the north...*~
~*In a store*~
Rouge: Oh wow, look at this! *pulls out a dress from a rack*
Tikal: Oooh, that's gorgeous!
Amy: Look at this! *pulls out a VERY LIGHT PINK dress*
Rouge: Too bright.
Tikal: What's with you and pink?!
Amy: I love that color!
~*Eh... they aren't searching for me! *shrugs* With Eggman...*~
Eggman: Doobedoobedoo.... *walks around the airport* Is finding one STUPID author so hard?!
~*Eggman gets zapped by a purple beam*~
Eggman: ... X_x Ugh... fine, she's not stupid.
~*Eggman gets zapped again by a purple beam*~
Eggman: ... X_X
~*Heehee... ::heals Eggman:: There. Now do whatever you where supposed to be doing!*~
Eggman: Yosh! *sits down right where he is and continues reading his book*
People: O_o
~*::slaps forehead:: With Knuckles and Tails...*~
Tails: JEEZUS!! Is one author so hard to find?!
Knuckles: -_- LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE!!
~*Lots of people were passing by them*~
Tails: Wait, why don't we just ASK her where she is?!
Knuckles: What do you mean?
Tails: Like this! HEY!! L-GURL!!
~*What?*~
Tails: See?
Knuckles: Ooooh!!
Tails: Um, where are you?!
~*Somewhere! ^_^*~
Knuckles: JUST TELL US!!
~*All right, okay, I'm in the west part of the airport.*~
Tails: West?
Knuckles: Who went west?
Tails/Knuckles: *look at eachother* SONIC AND SHADOW!!
~*With the male hedgehogs*~
Shadow: *dragging himself along*
Sonic: C'mon, slowpoke!!
Shadow: But I'm tired!
Sonic: WE JUST *WALKED* FOR 5 MINUTES!! HOW CAN YOU BE TIRED?!
Shadow: @_@ *collapses*
Sonic: Grr!!
Shadow: *from the corner of his eye* Hey!! Hey!!
Sonic: What now?
Shadow: It's her!
Sonic: Who?
Shadow: What?
Sonic: Wha?
Shadow: Huh?
Sonic: When?
Shadow: Where?
Sonic: What?
Shadow: Which?
Sonic: The bird!
Shadow: Where?!
Sonic: On your head!
Shadow: ... AHHHHHHHH!!! GETITOFF, GETITOFF, GETITOFF!!! *runs around screaming like a maniac*
Sonic: I'M KIDDING, YOU MORON!!
Shadow: *stops* OKAY! ^_^
Sonic: Weirdo... anyway, who?
Shadow: What?
Sonic: WHO DID YOU SEE?!
Shadow: Oh! L-Gurl!
Sonic: Where?
Shadow: When?
Sonic: *about to blow-up*
Shadow: OKAY, RIGHT THERE!! *points to the airport's bookshop, where in the other side of the glass wall is L-Gurl, reading a book*
Sonic: HALLELUIAH!! *runs towards bookshop*
Shadow: *follows*
Sonic: L-GURL!!
L-Gurl: *looks up* Yes?
Shadow: What?
Sonic: *whacks Shadow*
Shadow: Oww! Maria... x_X *dies and reappears outside the bookstore*
Sonic: Anyway, now what happens to us?
L-Gurl: Oh yeah, don't worry, I've arranged your flight for you. *gives them the airplane tickets*
Sonic: I thank thee!
L-Gurl: *bursts out laughing*
Sonic: What?
L-Gurl: *points to the door*
Shadow: *banging on the door* LET ME IN!! SOMEONE!! LET ME IIIIIIIN!!!
Sonic: o_O
L-Gurl: Go.
Sonic: I was gonna ask you something!
L-Gurl: ... Yeah?
Sonic: Where's William?
L-Gurl: *points behind her, where William is gagged and tied up*
Sonic: *back away*
L-Gurl: >:) Hehe... now go help your fellow hedgehog.
Sonic: Um, okay, bye. *walks towards the door and exits*
Shadow: WOAH!! How'd you get out?! And how'd you get in?!
Sonic: *points to a little sticker on the door* Read it. *walks away*
Shadow: *tries reading the sticker* Hm... pu... pu... pu... pull... pull? Oh! Pull!! *pushes the door* IT WON'T OPEN!!!
Sonic: *sighs* COME BACK HERE, YOU IDIOT!!
Shadow: I wanna open the door!! *PULLS the door and he gets inside* YAY!! *does a jig*
Sonic: *slaps forehead*
Shadow: Okay, I'm coming now! *pulls the door but it doesn't budge* AHHH!! I CAN'T GET OUT!! AHHHH!! *pulls frantically on the door*
Sonic: THE STICKER!!
Shadow: Pu... pppppuuuussshhhh?
Sonic: *sobs 'cause he's stuck with an idiot*
Shadow: Pppppuuuuussshhh? OH!! PUSH!! COOL!! *pushes the door open and walks out as if nothing happened*
Sonic: How can you call yourself the ultimate life form?!
Shadow: ARE YOU INSULTING ME?! CHAOS SPEAR!!
Sonic: *gets hit* OUCH, NO!! *dies and reappears standing on a chair* O_o
Tails/Knuckles: *run to them* Where's L-Gurl?! Did you find her?
Sonic: Yeah, and we have to ride another plane to get to Florida.
Tails: P-p-p-pla-ane?
Sonic: Uh... yeeeeaaah.
Tails: OH HOLY CRAP, NO WAY!!! *tries running away*
Knuckles: Oh no you don't! *grabs Tails' tails*
Tails: NO!! NO!! I AM IN NO WAY GOING ON ANOTHER PLANE!!!
Shadow: Umm...
Sonic: Yeah you are!
Tails: NO!!
Shadow: Uhh, you guys...
Tails: NEVER!! NONONONONNONO!!
Knuckles: YOU WILL!!
Shadow: Guys.....
Tails: I REFUSE!
Sonic: Well, we'll make you!
Shadow: Listen to me!!!
Tails: I SAID NO!!
Knuckles: You don't have a choice, Tails!!
Shadow: Hello?!?!
Sonic: It's either, 1, go with us to the plane, or, 2, stay here in Texas by yourself.
Tails: .... Oh fine. We are gonna go to a cruise anyway...
Shadow: FOR GOD'S SAKE, YOU GUYS!!! LISTEN TO ME!!!!
Boys: *stop and stare at Shadow*
Shadow: .... Behind you....
Boys: *turn around and eyes widen*
-----~*~-----
Ha! I'm leaving you with a cliffhanger!!! ^_^ Oh yeah, but I hafta figure out what's behind them... (The reader(s) fall over) Ehehe!! Anyway, R+R! And I hope to think up more ideas...
~L-Gurl
P.S. - Um, if I DO figure out what's behind them, and it sucks, I'm sorry. I have a minor case of writer's block. (The horror!!)