"BOREDOM" - Chapter 16
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Disclaimer: ... Heeeeeeeeeee......... (Shad: She doesn't own Sonic or anything related to him.)
Uhm. Uh. Well. Here's the newest installment of Booooredom. Yay! *does happy dance*
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"OOOOHGOSH, IT'SSOCOLD!!!" said Knuckles in a chilling tone.
Everybody was freezing their little anthropomorphic butts off cuz it really was freezing cold. The bus had just dropped them off in front of the dock where the pier was. They decided that they'd explore for a while before going back to the ship. It was only 3:45pm anyway and they had to be back on by 5pm.
"W-w-what do we d-d-do n-now?" Shad asked, tucking his arms inside his sweater. He wiggled left and right, making the empty arms of the black sweater flop around.
"S-s-sonikku, s-so c-cooooold..." Amy murmured, burying her face in Sonic's jacket. For some reason, he let her hug him and was now holding Amy in his arms. Hmm, I wonder why? >:)
Everyone was walking along in a long row of eight. Knuckles had his arm around Rouge who had her arms folded, trying to keep her warmth.
"BrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!" Rouge said. Knuckles just held her tighter. "BbbbbbbbbbBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Rouge said again, her voice ranging from low to high.
"W-why are you d-d-doing t-that?" Tikal asked. She also had her arms tucked in her sweater.
Rouge sighed. "Cuz it-it's s-so c-c-cold!!!"
Shadow breathed. "Hey! You c-c-can s-s-see your b-breath!"
Sonic rolled his eyes and held Amy tighter. "Oh Shadow, you moron." Shadow burst out sobbing. Some of his tears turned into icicles. He took the icicle from his face (that sounded weird) and smacked Sonic with it.
"DON'T INSULT MY TEARS!!!" he yelled.
Amy closed her eyes. "Ayayai..."
Eggman shivered and looked down at Shadow who was swinging his arms like an idiot. "Shadow?"
"YEEEEEEEEEEEES, STINKY CHEESE MAN?!?!?!" Shadow screamed, looking up at Eggman. "What is it?"
Eggman scratched his head. "Uhm.... since when did your insanity return?"
Shadow grinned. "Since the beginning of the chapter!!"
Eventually, they all ended up going into a Halifax gift shop.
"Don't tell me we're going to split up," said Knuckles.
Sonic shook his head. "Nah. Takes too long."
Knuckles nodded. "Okay."
Amy was looking closely at some kind of glass figure while Sonic still had his arm around her shoulders. "Oh wow, this is pretty," Rouge walked over to where she was and also stared at the glass figure.
Shadow smirked at Sonic and the blue hedgehog noticed. "What, Shadow?"
">:)"
"o_O What?"
">:) You and Amy."
Sonic looked over and saw that his arms were still around Amy's neck. He quickly withdrew them and blushed. Shadow snickered and walked off. But then he walked straight into a wall and fell back.
"o_O"
Shadow scrambled up. "I'm okay!! I'm okay! Don't worry about me!" he saw that nobody was looking at him anyway. "o_o"
"We're not gonna buy anything, are we?" Eggman asked.
"I dunno, unless you wanna." replied Knuckles. "But I wouldn't understand why you'd buy something now if you already bought something at Peggy's Cove."
"KNUCKLESSSSSSS!!!" hissed Shadow.
"Yeah?"
"Why are you so serious?!"
"Because!! I'm Knuckles!! Hello?!"
".... Oh... Okay…"
"Hey!" said Eggman, "Are we gonna eat dinner now?"
"Not yet, Ivo," said Tikal, "at the ship. It's free there!"
"MMMMM, FREE FOOOOD..." drooled Eggman and Shadow.
"Shadow?" Sonic asked, "Why are you acting like Eggman?"
"Because I can, and I'm hungry."
"OKAY!!!"
"o_o"
"I'M HUNGRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!" yelled Eggman, running around like an idiot. He jumped on Sonic and said, "PIGGY BACK RIDE!!!!!"
"CAN'T......... BREATHE.......... HEAVY....... OVERWEIGHT MAN...... ON MY BAAACK...."
"HEY!! GIT OFF MAH BOYFRIEND!!!" yelled Amy, lifting Eggman and putting him on a priceless vase before helping Sonic up.
The vase broke under Eggman's weight. Bob, the shopkeeper, came out of the store. "WHAT'S THE CAMMOSHIOOON?!?!" he yelled in a weird accent. His SON, Julie, came out and laughed.
"H00 H4W, H00 H4W, TH4TR5 R0X0R5 S0X0R5!!!!11111" Julie yelled.
Shadow stared at them. "Whoa, they're weirder than I am!!"
"HOW DARETH THEE BREAKETH THY VASE!!!" Bob screamed to Eggman. "I SHALT SMITE THEE!!"
"MOMMYYYYYY!!!" shouted Eggman, running away from Bob who was using Julie as a baseball bat.
Julie giggled. "D4DDY!! 1 A1N'T N0 BA5EBAll 5HTICK!!!!111"
"SHADDAP JULIE, THOU HAS TALK-ED TOO MUCH-ETH!!!"
"WWWWWWW44444444444aaaa444444444wwwwwww444444AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111"
The Sonic Crew stared at them.
"Unbelievable!!!" yelled Tikal.
Sonic slapped Shadow on the back. "Hey!! Weirder people than you are!!"
Shadow's eyes widened and he grabbed Sonic by his jacket. "WHAT DID YOU SAYS?!?!"
Sonic gulped. "I-I said there's p-p-people weirder than you are..."
Shadow gasped. "WHAT?! NO!!! WAY!!!"
"Yes way."
"I'LL PROVE THAT I'M THE MORON IN THIS FIC!!!"
Suddenly, Shadow held Sonic's chin in his hands and kissed him PASSIONATELY on the lips while the others stared in shock.
(A/N: Oh my gosh. Sonadow. o__O;;)
A few seconds later....
The black and red hedgehog broke the kiss and stared at Sonic for a while. "Hah! See?"
".............. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" screamed Sonic.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" screamed Knuckles.
"AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!" screamed Tikal.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" screamed Tails.
"AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!" screamed Rouge.
"AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!" screamed Amy.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF BOB, STOP SWINGING YOUR SON!!!" screamed Eggman. (still being chased by Bob and Julie)
Rouge ran over to Shadow and shook him violently. "SHADOW, STOP BEING GAY!!!!!!"
"YES! I KNOW I'M HAPPY!!!" Shadow screamed. Rouge slapped him.
"NOT **THAT** KIND OF GAY!!! THE **OTHER** KIND OF GAY!!!!"
"... @_@;;;"
Rouge dropped him and hugged Knuckles. "Mine. ^_~"
Everybody stared at each other. There was an awkward silence.
"AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!" yelled Eggman.
"COME BACKETH HERETH!!! YOU'RE GOOOONNA PAY FER THAT VASE OR AYELSE!!!"
"W000 H0000 H000, TH15 R0X0RS S0X0RS!!!111"
"Will you stop talking 1337 like?!" Tikal yelled at Julie. He shook his head.
"n0 w4y, g1rl13!!1 t4lk1ng l1k3 th15 1s fuN!!1"
"o_O But it takes a long time."
"1 dun c4r3."
"Screw you then!!"
"r1ght b4ck 4tch4'!!"
"-_-;;"
"Um... we're going back to the ship," Knuckles said, looking at his watch. "It's 4:30pm. See ya there!" He nodded at Rouge and both of them headed back to the ship.
Tails clapped his hands happily. "Yay! They're gonna have some happy time!"
Everybody stared at him. And then they all ran back to the ship with Knuckles and Rouge since they had nothing better to do.
:: At the Golden Princess Cruise Ship... ::
Everybody boarded the ship and showed the man their cruise cards.
"WHERE THE HECK IS LINDA SUE?! IF LINDA SUE IS HERE, PLEASE REPORT TO THE MAIN DESK." boomed the speakers of the ship.
"Who's Linda Sue?" Tails asked.
Tikal scratched her head. "She's probably the one missing."
Eggman nodded. "Yep. They have to make sure everyone is on the ship so they can leave."
"Hehe, what if someone gets left behind?" Shadow grinned.
"Then they're doomed."
"^__^!"
"o. O"
"Mmkay, so what should we do now?" Rouge asked everybody.
"Hey!" said Shadow, "let's meet back at The Spot in an hour, okay?"
"Why an hour?" said Tikal.
"So we can get out of these clothes and y'know, rest for a while!"
"Oh okay!"
Everybody headed up to their rooms to rest for a while.
"Aauuugh, I'm so tired!!!" whined Shadow as he threw his bag of... stuff onto the small mini couch of their cabin.
"Really?" Sonic asked, removing all his clothes and putting on his gloves, Soaps, and his upgrades on. "I'm not that tired."
"Hehe, remember the man who had a son named Julie?" snickered the black and red hedgehog.
Sonic raised an eyebrow. "... What?"
"The little boy named Julie!"
"o_O;; Maybe you need some sleep..."
"No, really! Bob was swinging Julie around!"
"... Go to sleep, Shadow."
"But Sonic, don't you remember? That was a few minutes ago!"
Sonic walked over, took Shadow's blanket and put it over the ultimate life form. "Go to sleep."
Shadow removed the blanket. "But-"
Sonic sighed and laid his hand on the doorknob. "Argh, whatever! I'm going to go out and get a snack from the buffet, okay? Just go to sleep!"
"I'm not sleepy!"
"I'll be back soon."
"But-"
Sonic slammed the door close.
Everybody was wearing what they normally wore. Tikal was sleeping soundly in her bed while Rouge and Amy watched TV.
"Eh.... cheeeeesesticks..." murmured Tikal. She rolled over.
Rouge looked up at the bunk. "Yep, she's still sleeping..."
Amy grabbed the remote and flipped the channels. "Man, there's nothing to watch here!"
"HELLO, AND GOOD AFTERNOON TO ALL GOLDEN PRINCESS PASSENGERS! OR SHOULD I SAY, GOOD NIGHT! HA HA!" boomed the speakers inside the room.
Rouge and Amy raised an eyebrow.
"WELL, WE'LL BE TAKING OFF IN A FEW MINUTES! WE'RE JUST CHECKING ON THE ENGINE AND TECHNICAL SHTUFF LIKE THAT. PLEASE ENJOY THE REST OF THE CRUISE!"
A few seconds later, the speakers boomed again.
"MUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!!" laughed a very familiar voice from the speakers. There was a sound of a door opening loudly.
"AUGH!!! NOOO!!! NOT YOU AGAIN!!" screamed another familiar voice.
"MUAHAHA!! HAHA!!"
"STOPPIT WILLIAM!! STOP!!! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP-"
Then it became static.
"Whoa, Rouge! What was that?!" Amy asked.
"AAAIIEE!" shrieked Tikal as she rolled over and fell off the bunk bed.
"Ouch..." muttered Rouge.
"YEAH, OUCH!!" Tikal screamed, getting up slowly. She climbed back up to her bed and lied down on the side nearest to the wall. "Sheesh, there should be railings here...."
(A/N: Actually, there ARE railings. ^^;;)
"Well," said Rouge, "wherever there's a William, there's an L-Gurl..."
Amy nodded.
"What was that?!" Eggman asked himself in his cabin. He had just heard the maniacal laughter from the speakers.
"Ah. Who cares." He continued reading his book. (He's OBSESSED!!)
"AUGH!! MY CHILI DOG!!!" screamed Sonic as he almost dropped his plate that had a chili dog on it.
Knuckles glanced at Sonic from the corner of his eye. "Sheesh, you're so clumsy," he muttered, sipping his drink. Sonic sat down at his table.
"Oooh, well, um...."
"Ha! You can't even think of a comeback."
"-_- ... Jerk."
Knuckles stood up in his seat. "Excuse me?"
Sonic also stood up. "I said: JERK." he repeated, snapping his fingers in front of his face.
"Don't go there, Sonic!"
"C'mon! Bring it on!!"
They both got into a fistfight.
"Hey!! Hey!!" yelled Tails as he came back to the buffet from the arcade. "I won 5 bucks!!" then he saw Knuckles and Sonic fighting while other people in the buffet tried their best to ignore them.
"... o_O"
"AUGH!! NO!! NO!! WILLIAM, DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTON!!!"
"MUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (press)"
An extremely loud and high-pitched whistle ran throughout the cruise ship.
"MY EARS!!!!!!! THEY BUUUUUURN!!!" yelled Amy, Rouge and Tikal, covering their ears.
"I WON FIVE BUCKS!!! AHHHHHHHH!!! I WON FIVE BUCKS!!! AHHHHHH!!!" Tails screamed, prancing around for a while and covering his ears from time to time.
Knuckles and Sonic were still fighting.
"AHHHHHHH!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!" shrieked Shadow, running around the cabin like a moron, crashing into the walls.
"Hmm... should I try this plan or not?" Eggman wondered, completely ignoring the high pitched whistle.
"WHAT THE HECK'S HAPPENING?!?!" shouted Sonic19902, who was covering his ears.
"I DON'T KNOW!!" screamed Rhonda.
"IS IT GOING TO STOP SOON?!" asked Linzy, hiding under the table.
"MY EARS!! AHH!!! MY EARS!! AHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled S.T.
"SHUT UP!!!" Sonic19902, Rhonda and Linzy screamed at him.
L-Gurl pressed the button as hard as she could, making the whistle stop. "FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!"
William grinned like an idiot. She smacked him across the head. "Oww!! I'm sorry mommy!!"
"Whatever!!" She then started dragging William out of the control room.
"ATTENTION, PASSENGERS! THE GOLDEN PRINCESS WILL NOW LEAVE THE HALIFAX PORT! WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR TRIP THERE!"
The ship moves out of the port.
"TOMORROW MORNING WE'LL ARRIVE AT NEW BRUNSWICK! UNTIL THEN, ENJOY QUALITY GOLDEN PRINCESS ENTERTAINMENT HERE ON THE SHIP! THIS IS CAPTAIN MONKEYSPANK, SIGNING OFF!"
"Hey!! Hey!! Break it up!" screamed Alastair, breaking up Sonic and Knuckles' fight. "What was that all about?!"
"He said I couldn’t make a good comeback!" Sonic said.
"Well, YOU called me a jerk!" retorted Knuckles.
"That's 'cause you ARE jerk!!" Sonic shot back.
"WHY YOU!!!" Knuckles hissed, leaping back onto the blue hedgehog and beating the tar out of him. Sonic did the same.
"Hey! You guys!" Tails said, "I won five bucks!!"
"THIS IS FOR THAT ONE TIME AT THE BOWLING ALLEY!!" Knuckles shouted as he punched Sonic in the gut.
"WELL, THIS IS FOR THE TIME AT TWINKLE PARK!!" Sonic screamed, pulling on Knuckles' dreadlocks.
"I won five bucks!"
"TAKE THIS!!"
"BRING IT ON!!"
"I won five bucks!"
"GET A LOADA THIS!!"
"AUGH!! MY QUILLS!!"
"I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks!!! I WON FIVE BUCKS!!"
Sonic and Knuckles stopped fighting and glared at Tails. Sonic was pulling on two of Knuckles' dreadlocks with one hand and his right leg with the other hand. Knuckles was biting one of Sonic's quills, and had his hands around Sonic's throat.
"WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!" they both yelled.
"I won five bucks!!"
"From what?!" Sonic asked/yelled.
"At the arcade!"
"How can you win money at the arcade?" said Knuckles.
"I BOUGHT it!"
The hedgehog and echidna fell over.
The pink hedgehog gasped. "Oh my, these are beautiful! Thanks so much!" she said as she thanked the bellboy at the door. She took it, tipped the boy and then closed the door.
"What happened?" Tikal asked Amy.
"Aren't these beautiful?" sighed Amy, showing Rouge and Tikal the bouquet of pink roses. Along with it was a heart-shaped pink box. She put them on the table and opened the box, taking out a chocolate.
"Hey! Mmm, this is good!" Amy said, munching on it.
"Amy! You don't know where those came from!" Rouge said, staring at her gobble the chocolates down.
"Nofh! Dish ish fwom Shonic!"
"... No way."
"Yesh way! Wookit dis!"
Rouge leaped off her bed and went to where Amy was. She read the pink card that was beautifully decorated with pretty floral designs. Rouge read it out loud. It said:
"Here are some fine chocolates for you to enjoy.
To My One and Only Love, Amy Rose.
From your blue speedy wonder,
Sonic T. Hedgehog"
Tikal giggled. "Hmm, looks like Amy has an admirer!"
Rouge stared with her eyes wide open. "... HOW COME KNUCKLES DOESN'T GIVE ME THINGS LIKE THIS?!?!"
"Ah Rouge, you know him," Tikal replied, "He's stubborn and forgetful and stupid."
"He must've got it from you, Tikal."
"Hey!!"
"Heh, just kidding."
"Thought so."
"Oooh, my..." Amy sighed dreamily, "Sonic gave me roses! I knew he would return my feelings someday!" then she fainted on the bed.
The vampire bat studied the card. "Hmm..." a sudden realization hit her. "OWW!!"
"Sorry!" said the realization, running away.
"Wait!! I need you!"
"Oh!" it jumped into her head.
Her eyes lit up for a split second and she got up and took her coat. "I'll be right back!"
Tikal raised an eyebrow. "Where are you going?"
"Bye!"
"Wait!"
She slammed the door close.
"SHADOW T. HEDGEHOG!" Rouge screamed, pounding on the cabin door. "OPEN THE DOOR!! SHADOW!!!"
A man who stayed at the cabin next to Shadow's opened the door and glared at Rouge. "SHHHHHHHHHH!!!" he hissed.
"Sorry!" apologized Rouge. The man went back in.
"Shadow, please!" Rouge said again. A few minutes later, no response. She pounded on the door again. "SHAAADOW!!! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!!"
The man went out again. "SHHHH!!"
"Well, sorry!!" Rouge said sarcastically. He went back in.
"SHAAAAAAADOOOOW!!! YOU'RE IN THERE!! SONIC'S OUT AND WHERE ELSE WOULD YOU BE???!!"
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" hissed the man, going on out.
"OH 'SHHH' YOURSELF!!!" screamed Rouge, pushing the man into his room and closing the door for him.
"What?!" Shadow yelled as he finally opened the door. "I was watching T.V.!"
"We have to talk."
"o_O Huh?"
"Go!" said the bat as she pushed Shadow, went in herself and closed the door.
"AHHHHHHHHH!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" yelled Shadow from inside.
"Oh shush!!" Rouge replied.
"I am so bored..." whined Eggman. He finished reading his book and was now watching T.V. "I know. I'll go eat. There's always some good in that."
So, Ivo grabbed his coat and headed outside with his cruise card. He took the elevator up to the 14th deck where the buffet was. As soon as he went in, he saw a small cloud in the middle of the room. "What the? What's that?"
"YOU SHALL DIIIIEEEE!!!!" screamed a voice.
"NOT UNTIL YOU DIE FIRST!!!" shouted another.
"I won five bucks!" said a two-tailed fox from nearby.
"Hey Tails!" Eggman said, approaching him.
"Hello. Dr. Robotnik." he said mysteriously.
"O_o;"
"^_^"
"Um... I'm here to get food."
"I won five bucks!"
"That's nice. Where's the food?"
"Ask Sonic! I won five bucks!"
"Where is he?" Eggman asked, looking around.
"In front of you! Fighting with Knuckles! I won five bucks!"
"Oh." he reached into the cloud with both of his hands and pulled Sonic and Knuckles away from each other.
"LET ME AT HIM!! LET ME AT HIM!!" Knuckles yelled, kicking and punching in mid-air since Eggman was holding both of them up.
"JERK!!"
"GRRRR!!!"
"Is that why you're fighting?" asked the egg-shaped man.
"He called me a jerk!!"
"That's cuz you ARE a jerk! Don't deny the truth!"
"WHY YOU-"
"HAHAHA! YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING!! JERK! JERKJERKJERKJERKJERKJERK!!!!" teased Sonic.
"........................"
Tails slapped some heavy-duty tape onto Sonic's mouth. "Heh, that'll shut him up."
"Thank you."
"No prob!"
Knuckles looked at Eggman. "Why are you here anyway?"
"I want food."
"Oh. Go straight, and then turn left at the "Chaos Cola" sign. The buffet should be there."
"Thank you," he said as he dropped them both.
"But ya know, you should save your appetite until dinner."
"Hey! You ate too!"
"I didn't even get a bite of my cheesecake because of that blue faker!" said Knuckles.
"I AMPFH NOF AF FAFER!!"
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"Ah, so why do you wanna do that anyway?"
"Cuz I know he likes her! And I want to play matchmaker!"
"But you're a boy..."
"What, wanna be my assistant?"
"... OKAY!!"
Rouge and Shadow sat on opposite beds, discussing stuff.
"So, that was the first step, right?" Rouge asked.
Shadow nodded. "Yep! But now we have to make Sonic like Amy back."
"... Ahaha, you're so funny!"
"-_-"
"Oh. You're being serious. Continue."
"Anyway, YOU have to dress Amy in something attractive. Sonic will totally fall for her! But I know he already likes her, so hehe."
"How do *you* know he likes her?"
"I just know!"
"..."
"Okay! We'll start planning tonight!"
Rouge grabbed her coat and headed out the door. "Bye Shadow!"
"Bye Rouge! AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO AMY!!"
"YESSIR!!"
::Let's fast forward to dinner time!::
"Shadow, which restaurant are we meeting in?" Sonic asked as he adjusted his tuxedo.
"Uuuhhm...."
Sonic looked behind him and saw Shadow wearing nothing. "Shadow!! Get into your tux!"
"Why? We're just gonna eat dinner...."
"It's formal night! We're gonna take pictures!"
"... Oh yeah!" the black and red hedgehog ran to his suitcase and pulled out a nice Armani tuxedo. "Thanks Sonic for buying me this."
"Yeah, I know how broke you are."
"... 'Kay...." he then proceeded to put it on.
"What restaurant are we meeting in?" Sonic asked again.
Shadow grabbed the daily Princess Patter. "In Sabatini's Trattoria."
"What?"
"It's a restaurant."
"Oh. Wait, but isn't that a restaurant you have to pay?"
"Yeah. But I booked it early and I used some of your money."
"Oooh. Hey, you're not that useless after all."
"-_-;; Useless? I helped you to save ARK!!"
"Sheesh, I was kidding..."
"No wonder Knuckles was fighting with you."
Sonic grinned stupidly.
"Well guys, how do ya like it?" asked Amy, wearing a bright pink skirt-dress with lots of glitters on it. She had pink earrings, pink shoes, a pink necklace, and A LOT of pink bracelets all over her arms.
Rouge shielded her eyes. "One word: No."
"What? Why not?"
Tikal shook her head. "Too pink."
"You know I love pink!"
"Yeah, but not for tonight!" Rouge said.
"By the way, I like your dress," Tikal commented on Rouge's dress. It was a sleeveless black dress that was very long and hugged her curves. It had a blood red bordering. She had on some earrings a bracelet and a necklace. Also, she had red lipstick.
"Thank you. You look cute too!"
Tikal was wearing a golden yellow dress with a v-neck and some very short sleeves. She had on a small headband instead of her tiara and some golden high heels. Tikal had on clear lipstick.
"Amy, Amy, Amy...." sighed Rouge, shaking her head. "Do you want Sonic to notice you or what?"
"Absolutely!!!"
"Then let me help you dress!"
"But pink is all I have..."
"Really...?"
"Yes..."
"Dang. Then you have to wear one of my dresses. I was gonna save it for the other formal night but I have yet another one anyway!" the bat went to her suitcase, flipped it open and began searching. Soon, she held up a nice long red dress with a deep v-neck and one strap.
"... I don't think I can pull that dress off..."
"Yeah you can!!"
"No, maybe you can, but not me!!"
"Yeah you can!" said Tikal.
"But... it's more adult-y...."
"YEAH YOU CAN!!!" Tikal and Rouge yelled.
"Sheesh, okay, okay...."
"I hate tuxedos." muttered Knuckles as he adjusted his bow tie.
"Do ya like mine?" said Eggman. Knuckles turned around and Eggman was wearing a green tux.
"Hey, weren't you wearing that in the Sonic the Hedgehog Movie?"
"Yeah!"
"It still fits you?!"
"Yeah!"
"o_O How about my tux? Is it okay?”
Knuckles was wearing a plain gray tux. But he looked good in it. Anything simple looks good on Knuckles, really.
"Yep. You look fine."
"Thank you. I hate tuxedos."
"Sheesh, I look weird." said Tails as he examined himself in his tux in the mirror.
"Nah, you look fine." S.T. said.
"Hey! Why aren't you wearing anything formal?"
"I don't want to. Plus, I'm not gonna take pictures or anything." S.T. replied. He was just wearing some jeans and a red t-shirt.
"Eh... my tails are uncomfortable... even if I did cut out holes for them."
"^^;;"
"Should I wear something nice?" Linzy asked Rhonda.
"Well, I'M wearing something nice. And that's because I wanna wear something nice." Rhonda replied.
"'Kay.... I shall wear something also!"
Rhonda had on a light blue sleeveless dress with a u-neck. Linzy got out a white dress with very short sleeves and a few fluffy things on the side. (A/N: I dunno, I can't really describe clothes. But their dresses are nice. ^_^)
Linzy held up the dress for Rhonda to see. "Wow, that's pretty!"
"Thanks."
"Hey, are you done yet?" L-Gurl asked to Sonic19902 as she put on a belt that had a pistol on it. She was also wearing a periwinkle long dress that had very short see-through sleeves. It was a v-neck that kind of hugged her body. Her hair was up with a purple clip.
"My tux is ugly!!" said Sonic19902 from inside the bathroom.
"Ah c'mon, it can't be that bad."
"IT IS!! I DON'T LIKE TUXES!!"
"Well, I don't like dresses either!! Come out here!"
He sighed hesitantly before opening the bathroom door. L-Gurl stared at him.
"... Dude, you look fine."
"IT'S UGLY!!!" shouted Sonic19902.
"O_o;;"
"You, on the other hand... wow."
"O_______________o;;; NO!! I'M UGLY!!"
"I said that a few seconds ago. And why do you have a pistol?"
"For protection."
"o.O"
"Hehe..." she grabbed a coat and her cruise card. "Well, I'm gonna go now. Tell the other authors to meet at the restaurant, Bernini."
"Okay. Where are you going?"
I loaded my pistol. "To take care of some unfinished business."
"o_O You just reminded me of Jill from Resident Evil now..."
"^_^ Good!"
"Would you mind telling me what kind of unfinished business?" Sonic19902 asked.
L-Gurl winked. "One word: William."
"Oh. Poor guy."
"^_^ Bye!" she closed the door behind her.
::Dinner Time, At Bernini::
"Where's L-Gurl?" Rhonda asked as she and Linzy headed towards the table where S.T. and Sonic19902 were sitting. They both sat down.
"Well," said Sonic19902. He pretended to have a gun and did a cool action pose. "And I quote, 'To take care of some unfinished business.'"
"Lemme guess, William?"
S.T. nodded. "Sheesh, that guy is more demented than all of us put together."
Linzy stood up. "I AM NOT DEMENTED!!!"
Rhonda raised an eyebrow. "Suuuuure...."
"RANDOM SQUIRRELS!"
"There we go."
A small explosion is heard nearby.
"O_o" everyone raised an eyebrow.
Suddenly, L-Gurl ran into the restaurant, pistol in hand, looking back. Her hair was messed up. Her dress wasn't really dirty, but it did have a little dirt on it from the explosion. She stopped and then walked to the table where the other authors were.
"Whoa, what happened to you?" said Linzy.
She wiped her forehead with the arm that had the pistol. "I... he... bomb... for emergency only..." panted L-Gurl. She sat down on one of the seats. "Sheesh. That guy's insane."
A waiter tapped her on the shoulder. "Miss, please put your pistol away."
"Oh, sorry." she put the pistol away and everyone started ordering their dinner.
::Dinner Time, Sabatini's Trattoria::
"Is my make up okay? Are you sure about this? Please tell me I'm not ugly!" Amy said as Rouge was applying some lipstick on her in the elevator.
"Don't worry, Amy! Sonic will fall for you!"
Tikal coughed a cough that sounded similar to, 'Yeah right!'
Rouge coughed a cough that sounded like, 'Shut up Tikal.'
Amy looked worried as the elevators opened and in front of them was the Sabatini's Trattoria entrance. "NOOOO!! NOOOOO!!" she shrieked as they neared the entrance. She held onto the handle of the door. "I WANT MY PINK DRESS!! I WANT MY PINK DRESS!! PLEEEAASSEEE!!!! PIIIIIINK!! I CAN'T PULL THIS DRESS OFF!!"
Rouge and Tikal were trying to pull her into the restaurant.
"C'mon, Amy!!" Rouge screamed, pulling her arm so she could let go of the handle. "You're wearing that dress and you CAN pull it off!! Now let go of the handle!"
"AUUUUUGGHH!! NO WAY!!"
"AMYYYYYY!!" shrieked Tikal, pulling on her waist. "LET GO!! WE HAVE TO GO IN!!!"
"I WANT MY PINK DRESS!! I WANT MY PINK DRESS!!" she burst out sobbing.
"o_O Amy, calm down!!" the other two girls said, still pulling.
They pulled SOOO hard, that the handle broke and they flew all the way to the side of the restaurant...
... Right where the boys were already sitting at.
"Well, it's about time!" Sonic said as he spotted the trio fly in. He stared at one of them. (heh, guess who?)
Shadow blinked. "Wow, Amy! Nice dress!"
"Yeah, it's so pretty!" said Tails.
"I WANT MY PINK DRESS!! I WANT MY PINK DRESS!!" Amy continued sobbing.
Tikal noticed that the mascara on Amy's face was dripping because of her tears. 'Psst, Rouge!! Her mascara!' she whispered to the bat. Rouge took note of that, nodded and pulled Amy up.
"Um, uh, we'll be right back!" said the bat as she led the sobbing hedgehog into the girls' bathroom. The boys stared at them for a while and then looked at Tikal, who was still sitting on the ground, rubbing her head.
"Sheesh, that hurt..."
Knuckles helped her up and she sat down on one of the chairs.
"Nice dress." he said. Tikal smiled.
"Thanks. Nice tux."
"Eh.... thanks...."
"What's up with Amy?" Sonic asked.
"She wanted to impress you..."
"o_O;;"
The orange echidna started giggling. "Hey Sonic, it was pretty nice of you to send lil' Amy some flowers and chocolates."
Shadow's eyes widened. He was apparently drinking some iced tea, but then spit it out.
They all stared at him.
"Sheesh, Shadow! What's up with that?" Knuckles asked.
"U-um... nothing... I thought I tasted something in there..."
"..."
"Anyway," continued Tikal, "It was so sweet of you, Sonic!"
"Wait, sweet of me to WHAT?"
"You sent Amy some chocolates and flowers earlier today!"
"... No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"... No, I didn't."
Shadow glanced at Tails and the kitsune nodded. He zapped Sonic with some kind of memory device.
"Actually," said Sonic in monotone, "yes, I did."
"Oh my god!" laughed Knuckles.
"Sonic, I never thought that in all my years of torturing you, I'd live to see the day when you RETURNED your feelings for Amy!" Eggman said, awed.
Knuckles was laughing like crazy, Eggman was snickering and Tikal had a huge grin on her face.
Shadow glanced at Tails again and he nodded again. The two-tailed fox flipped a switch on his device and zapped Knuckles, Eggman and Sonic, making them forget the last five minutes of their lives.
"Um, Tikal?" Shadow asked.
"Yeah?"
"Can we get off that subject? For like.... ever?"
"Okay!"
"What subject?" Sonic asked.
"Y'know, when you sent Amy flowers and chocolates."
Knuckles' jaws were open and Eggman was laughing. The red echidna laughed too. Sonic's mouth was wide open.
"Wha?! No I didn't!!"
Shadow slapped his forehead. "Tikal!! Get off the subject!"
"Okay, okay, fine."
Tails zapped the three again, making them forget the last 3 minutes of their lives.
-----~*~-----
What a weird chapter. o_O;; The next chappy is the dinner and they'll be in New Brunswick, Canada! ^_^
~L-Gurl
Disclaimer: ... Heeeeeeeeeee......... (Shad: She doesn't own Sonic or anything related to him.)
Uhm. Uh. Well. Here's the newest installment of Booooredom. Yay! *does happy dance*
-----~*~-----
"OOOOHGOSH, IT'SSOCOLD!!!" said Knuckles in a chilling tone.
Everybody was freezing their little anthropomorphic butts off cuz it really was freezing cold. The bus had just dropped them off in front of the dock where the pier was. They decided that they'd explore for a while before going back to the ship. It was only 3:45pm anyway and they had to be back on by 5pm.
"W-w-what do we d-d-do n-now?" Shad asked, tucking his arms inside his sweater. He wiggled left and right, making the empty arms of the black sweater flop around.
"S-s-sonikku, s-so c-cooooold..." Amy murmured, burying her face in Sonic's jacket. For some reason, he let her hug him and was now holding Amy in his arms. Hmm, I wonder why? >:)
Everyone was walking along in a long row of eight. Knuckles had his arm around Rouge who had her arms folded, trying to keep her warmth.
"BrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!" Rouge said. Knuckles just held her tighter. "BbbbbbbbbbBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Rouge said again, her voice ranging from low to high.
"W-why are you d-d-doing t-that?" Tikal asked. She also had her arms tucked in her sweater.
Rouge sighed. "Cuz it-it's s-so c-c-cold!!!"
Shadow breathed. "Hey! You c-c-can s-s-see your b-breath!"
Sonic rolled his eyes and held Amy tighter. "Oh Shadow, you moron." Shadow burst out sobbing. Some of his tears turned into icicles. He took the icicle from his face (that sounded weird) and smacked Sonic with it.
"DON'T INSULT MY TEARS!!!" he yelled.
Amy closed her eyes. "Ayayai..."
Eggman shivered and looked down at Shadow who was swinging his arms like an idiot. "Shadow?"
"YEEEEEEEEEEEES, STINKY CHEESE MAN?!?!?!" Shadow screamed, looking up at Eggman. "What is it?"
Eggman scratched his head. "Uhm.... since when did your insanity return?"
Shadow grinned. "Since the beginning of the chapter!!"
Eventually, they all ended up going into a Halifax gift shop.
"Don't tell me we're going to split up," said Knuckles.
Sonic shook his head. "Nah. Takes too long."
Knuckles nodded. "Okay."
Amy was looking closely at some kind of glass figure while Sonic still had his arm around her shoulders. "Oh wow, this is pretty," Rouge walked over to where she was and also stared at the glass figure.
Shadow smirked at Sonic and the blue hedgehog noticed. "What, Shadow?"
">:)"
"o_O What?"
">:) You and Amy."
Sonic looked over and saw that his arms were still around Amy's neck. He quickly withdrew them and blushed. Shadow snickered and walked off. But then he walked straight into a wall and fell back.
"o_O"
Shadow scrambled up. "I'm okay!! I'm okay! Don't worry about me!" he saw that nobody was looking at him anyway. "o_o"
"We're not gonna buy anything, are we?" Eggman asked.
"I dunno, unless you wanna." replied Knuckles. "But I wouldn't understand why you'd buy something now if you already bought something at Peggy's Cove."
"KNUCKLESSSSSSS!!!" hissed Shadow.
"Yeah?"
"Why are you so serious?!"
"Because!! I'm Knuckles!! Hello?!"
".... Oh... Okay…"
"Hey!" said Eggman, "Are we gonna eat dinner now?"
"Not yet, Ivo," said Tikal, "at the ship. It's free there!"
"MMMMM, FREE FOOOOD..." drooled Eggman and Shadow.
"Shadow?" Sonic asked, "Why are you acting like Eggman?"
"Because I can, and I'm hungry."
"OKAY!!!"
"o_o"
"I'M HUNGRYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!" yelled Eggman, running around like an idiot. He jumped on Sonic and said, "PIGGY BACK RIDE!!!!!"
"CAN'T......... BREATHE.......... HEAVY....... OVERWEIGHT MAN...... ON MY BAAACK...."
"HEY!! GIT OFF MAH BOYFRIEND!!!" yelled Amy, lifting Eggman and putting him on a priceless vase before helping Sonic up.
The vase broke under Eggman's weight. Bob, the shopkeeper, came out of the store. "WHAT'S THE CAMMOSHIOOON?!?!" he yelled in a weird accent. His SON, Julie, came out and laughed.
"H00 H4W, H00 H4W, TH4TR5 R0X0R5 S0X0R5!!!!11111" Julie yelled.
Shadow stared at them. "Whoa, they're weirder than I am!!"
"HOW DARETH THEE BREAKETH THY VASE!!!" Bob screamed to Eggman. "I SHALT SMITE THEE!!"
"MOMMYYYYYY!!!" shouted Eggman, running away from Bob who was using Julie as a baseball bat.
Julie giggled. "D4DDY!! 1 A1N'T N0 BA5EBAll 5HTICK!!!!111"
"SHADDAP JULIE, THOU HAS TALK-ED TOO MUCH-ETH!!!"
"WWWWWWW44444444444aaaa444444444wwwwwww444444AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111"
The Sonic Crew stared at them.
"Unbelievable!!!" yelled Tikal.
Sonic slapped Shadow on the back. "Hey!! Weirder people than you are!!"
Shadow's eyes widened and he grabbed Sonic by his jacket. "WHAT DID YOU SAYS?!?!"
Sonic gulped. "I-I said there's p-p-people weirder than you are..."
Shadow gasped. "WHAT?! NO!!! WAY!!!"
"Yes way."
"I'LL PROVE THAT I'M THE MORON IN THIS FIC!!!"
Suddenly, Shadow held Sonic's chin in his hands and kissed him PASSIONATELY on the lips while the others stared in shock.
(A/N: Oh my gosh. Sonadow. o__O;;)
A few seconds later....
The black and red hedgehog broke the kiss and stared at Sonic for a while. "Hah! See?"
".............. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" screamed Sonic.
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" screamed Knuckles.
"AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!" screamed Tikal.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" screamed Tails.
"AAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!" screamed Rouge.
"AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!" screamed Amy.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF BOB, STOP SWINGING YOUR SON!!!" screamed Eggman. (still being chased by Bob and Julie)
Rouge ran over to Shadow and shook him violently. "SHADOW, STOP BEING GAY!!!!!!"
"YES! I KNOW I'M HAPPY!!!" Shadow screamed. Rouge slapped him.
"NOT **THAT** KIND OF GAY!!! THE **OTHER** KIND OF GAY!!!!"
"... @_@;;;"
Rouge dropped him and hugged Knuckles. "Mine. ^_~"
Everybody stared at each other. There was an awkward silence.
"AAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!" yelled Eggman.
"COME BACKETH HERETH!!! YOU'RE GOOOONNA PAY FER THAT VASE OR AYELSE!!!"
"W000 H0000 H000, TH15 R0X0RS S0X0RS!!!111"
"Will you stop talking 1337 like?!" Tikal yelled at Julie. He shook his head.
"n0 w4y, g1rl13!!1 t4lk1ng l1k3 th15 1s fuN!!1"
"o_O But it takes a long time."
"1 dun c4r3."
"Screw you then!!"
"r1ght b4ck 4tch4'!!"
"-_-;;"
"Um... we're going back to the ship," Knuckles said, looking at his watch. "It's 4:30pm. See ya there!" He nodded at Rouge and both of them headed back to the ship.
Tails clapped his hands happily. "Yay! They're gonna have some happy time!"
Everybody stared at him. And then they all ran back to the ship with Knuckles and Rouge since they had nothing better to do.
:: At the Golden Princess Cruise Ship... ::
Everybody boarded the ship and showed the man their cruise cards.
"WHERE THE HECK IS LINDA SUE?! IF LINDA SUE IS HERE, PLEASE REPORT TO THE MAIN DESK." boomed the speakers of the ship.
"Who's Linda Sue?" Tails asked.
Tikal scratched her head. "She's probably the one missing."
Eggman nodded. "Yep. They have to make sure everyone is on the ship so they can leave."
"Hehe, what if someone gets left behind?" Shadow grinned.
"Then they're doomed."
"^__^!"
"o. O"
"Mmkay, so what should we do now?" Rouge asked everybody.
"Hey!" said Shadow, "let's meet back at The Spot in an hour, okay?"
"Why an hour?" said Tikal.
"So we can get out of these clothes and y'know, rest for a while!"
"Oh okay!"
Everybody headed up to their rooms to rest for a while.
"Aauuugh, I'm so tired!!!" whined Shadow as he threw his bag of... stuff onto the small mini couch of their cabin.
"Really?" Sonic asked, removing all his clothes and putting on his gloves, Soaps, and his upgrades on. "I'm not that tired."
"Hehe, remember the man who had a son named Julie?" snickered the black and red hedgehog.
Sonic raised an eyebrow. "... What?"
"The little boy named Julie!"
"o_O;; Maybe you need some sleep..."
"No, really! Bob was swinging Julie around!"
"... Go to sleep, Shadow."
"But Sonic, don't you remember? That was a few minutes ago!"
Sonic walked over, took Shadow's blanket and put it over the ultimate life form. "Go to sleep."
Shadow removed the blanket. "But-"
Sonic sighed and laid his hand on the doorknob. "Argh, whatever! I'm going to go out and get a snack from the buffet, okay? Just go to sleep!"
"I'm not sleepy!"
"I'll be back soon."
"But-"
Sonic slammed the door close.
Everybody was wearing what they normally wore. Tikal was sleeping soundly in her bed while Rouge and Amy watched TV.
"Eh.... cheeeeesesticks..." murmured Tikal. She rolled over.
Rouge looked up at the bunk. "Yep, she's still sleeping..."
Amy grabbed the remote and flipped the channels. "Man, there's nothing to watch here!"
"HELLO, AND GOOD AFTERNOON TO ALL GOLDEN PRINCESS PASSENGERS! OR SHOULD I SAY, GOOD NIGHT! HA HA!" boomed the speakers inside the room.
Rouge and Amy raised an eyebrow.
"WELL, WE'LL BE TAKING OFF IN A FEW MINUTES! WE'RE JUST CHECKING ON THE ENGINE AND TECHNICAL SHTUFF LIKE THAT. PLEASE ENJOY THE REST OF THE CRUISE!"
A few seconds later, the speakers boomed again.
"MUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!!" laughed a very familiar voice from the speakers. There was a sound of a door opening loudly.
"AUGH!!! NOOO!!! NOT YOU AGAIN!!" screamed another familiar voice.
"MUAHAHA!! HAHA!!"
"STOPPIT WILLIAM!! STOP!!! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOP-"
Then it became static.
"Whoa, Rouge! What was that?!" Amy asked.
"AAAIIEE!" shrieked Tikal as she rolled over and fell off the bunk bed.
"Ouch..." muttered Rouge.
"YEAH, OUCH!!" Tikal screamed, getting up slowly. She climbed back up to her bed and lied down on the side nearest to the wall. "Sheesh, there should be railings here...."
(A/N: Actually, there ARE railings. ^^;;)
"Well," said Rouge, "wherever there's a William, there's an L-Gurl..."
Amy nodded.
"What was that?!" Eggman asked himself in his cabin. He had just heard the maniacal laughter from the speakers.
"Ah. Who cares." He continued reading his book. (He's OBSESSED!!)
"AUGH!! MY CHILI DOG!!!" screamed Sonic as he almost dropped his plate that had a chili dog on it.
Knuckles glanced at Sonic from the corner of his eye. "Sheesh, you're so clumsy," he muttered, sipping his drink. Sonic sat down at his table.
"Oooh, well, um...."
"Ha! You can't even think of a comeback."
"-_- ... Jerk."
Knuckles stood up in his seat. "Excuse me?"
Sonic also stood up. "I said: JERK." he repeated, snapping his fingers in front of his face.
"Don't go there, Sonic!"
"C'mon! Bring it on!!"
They both got into a fistfight.
"Hey!! Hey!!" yelled Tails as he came back to the buffet from the arcade. "I won 5 bucks!!" then he saw Knuckles and Sonic fighting while other people in the buffet tried their best to ignore them.
"... o_O"
"AUGH!! NO!! NO!! WILLIAM, DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTON!!!"
"MUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (press)"
An extremely loud and high-pitched whistle ran throughout the cruise ship.
"MY EARS!!!!!!! THEY BUUUUUURN!!!" yelled Amy, Rouge and Tikal, covering their ears.
"I WON FIVE BUCKS!!! AHHHHHHHH!!! I WON FIVE BUCKS!!! AHHHHHH!!!" Tails screamed, prancing around for a while and covering his ears from time to time.
Knuckles and Sonic were still fighting.
"AHHHHHHH!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!" shrieked Shadow, running around the cabin like a moron, crashing into the walls.
"Hmm... should I try this plan or not?" Eggman wondered, completely ignoring the high pitched whistle.
"WHAT THE HECK'S HAPPENING?!?!" shouted Sonic19902, who was covering his ears.
"I DON'T KNOW!!" screamed Rhonda.
"IS IT GOING TO STOP SOON?!" asked Linzy, hiding under the table.
"MY EARS!! AHH!!! MY EARS!! AHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled S.T.
"SHUT UP!!!" Sonic19902, Rhonda and Linzy screamed at him.
L-Gurl pressed the button as hard as she could, making the whistle stop. "FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!"
William grinned like an idiot. She smacked him across the head. "Oww!! I'm sorry mommy!!"
"Whatever!!" She then started dragging William out of the control room.
"ATTENTION, PASSENGERS! THE GOLDEN PRINCESS WILL NOW LEAVE THE HALIFAX PORT! WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR TRIP THERE!"
The ship moves out of the port.
"TOMORROW MORNING WE'LL ARRIVE AT NEW BRUNSWICK! UNTIL THEN, ENJOY QUALITY GOLDEN PRINCESS ENTERTAINMENT HERE ON THE SHIP! THIS IS CAPTAIN MONKEYSPANK, SIGNING OFF!"
"Hey!! Hey!! Break it up!" screamed Alastair, breaking up Sonic and Knuckles' fight. "What was that all about?!"
"He said I couldn’t make a good comeback!" Sonic said.
"Well, YOU called me a jerk!" retorted Knuckles.
"That's 'cause you ARE jerk!!" Sonic shot back.
"WHY YOU!!!" Knuckles hissed, leaping back onto the blue hedgehog and beating the tar out of him. Sonic did the same.
"Hey! You guys!" Tails said, "I won five bucks!!"
"THIS IS FOR THAT ONE TIME AT THE BOWLING ALLEY!!" Knuckles shouted as he punched Sonic in the gut.
"WELL, THIS IS FOR THE TIME AT TWINKLE PARK!!" Sonic screamed, pulling on Knuckles' dreadlocks.
"I won five bucks!"
"TAKE THIS!!"
"BRING IT ON!!"
"I won five bucks!"
"GET A LOADA THIS!!"
"AUGH!! MY QUILLS!!"
"I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks! I won five bucks!!! I WON FIVE BUCKS!!"
Sonic and Knuckles stopped fighting and glared at Tails. Sonic was pulling on two of Knuckles' dreadlocks with one hand and his right leg with the other hand. Knuckles was biting one of Sonic's quills, and had his hands around Sonic's throat.
"WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!" they both yelled.
"I won five bucks!!"
"From what?!" Sonic asked/yelled.
"At the arcade!"
"How can you win money at the arcade?" said Knuckles.
"I BOUGHT it!"
The hedgehog and echidna fell over.
The pink hedgehog gasped. "Oh my, these are beautiful! Thanks so much!" she said as she thanked the bellboy at the door. She took it, tipped the boy and then closed the door.
"What happened?" Tikal asked Amy.
"Aren't these beautiful?" sighed Amy, showing Rouge and Tikal the bouquet of pink roses. Along with it was a heart-shaped pink box. She put them on the table and opened the box, taking out a chocolate.
"Hey! Mmm, this is good!" Amy said, munching on it.
"Amy! You don't know where those came from!" Rouge said, staring at her gobble the chocolates down.
"Nofh! Dish ish fwom Shonic!"
"... No way."
"Yesh way! Wookit dis!"
Rouge leaped off her bed and went to where Amy was. She read the pink card that was beautifully decorated with pretty floral designs. Rouge read it out loud. It said:
"Here are some fine chocolates for you to enjoy.
To My One and Only Love, Amy Rose.
From your blue speedy wonder,
Sonic T. Hedgehog"
Tikal giggled. "Hmm, looks like Amy has an admirer!"
Rouge stared with her eyes wide open. "... HOW COME KNUCKLES DOESN'T GIVE ME THINGS LIKE THIS?!?!"
"Ah Rouge, you know him," Tikal replied, "He's stubborn and forgetful and stupid."
"He must've got it from you, Tikal."
"Hey!!"
"Heh, just kidding."
"Thought so."
"Oooh, my..." Amy sighed dreamily, "Sonic gave me roses! I knew he would return my feelings someday!" then she fainted on the bed.
The vampire bat studied the card. "Hmm..." a sudden realization hit her. "OWW!!"
"Sorry!" said the realization, running away.
"Wait!! I need you!"
"Oh!" it jumped into her head.
Her eyes lit up for a split second and she got up and took her coat. "I'll be right back!"
Tikal raised an eyebrow. "Where are you going?"
"Bye!"
"Wait!"
She slammed the door close.
"SHADOW T. HEDGEHOG!" Rouge screamed, pounding on the cabin door. "OPEN THE DOOR!! SHADOW!!!"
A man who stayed at the cabin next to Shadow's opened the door and glared at Rouge. "SHHHHHHHHHH!!!" he hissed.
"Sorry!" apologized Rouge. The man went back in.
"Shadow, please!" Rouge said again. A few minutes later, no response. She pounded on the door again. "SHAAADOW!!! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!!!"
The man went out again. "SHHHH!!"
"Well, sorry!!" Rouge said sarcastically. He went back in.
"SHAAAAAAADOOOOW!!! YOU'RE IN THERE!! SONIC'S OUT AND WHERE ELSE WOULD YOU BE???!!"
"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" hissed the man, going on out.
"OH 'SHHH' YOURSELF!!!" screamed Rouge, pushing the man into his room and closing the door for him.
"What?!" Shadow yelled as he finally opened the door. "I was watching T.V.!"
"We have to talk."
"o_O Huh?"
"Go!" said the bat as she pushed Shadow, went in herself and closed the door.
"AHHHHHHHHH!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" yelled Shadow from inside.
"Oh shush!!" Rouge replied.
"I am so bored..." whined Eggman. He finished reading his book and was now watching T.V. "I know. I'll go eat. There's always some good in that."
So, Ivo grabbed his coat and headed outside with his cruise card. He took the elevator up to the 14th deck where the buffet was. As soon as he went in, he saw a small cloud in the middle of the room. "What the? What's that?"
"YOU SHALL DIIIIEEEE!!!!" screamed a voice.
"NOT UNTIL YOU DIE FIRST!!!" shouted another.
"I won five bucks!" said a two-tailed fox from nearby.
"Hey Tails!" Eggman said, approaching him.
"Hello. Dr. Robotnik." he said mysteriously.
"O_o;"
"^_^"
"Um... I'm here to get food."
"I won five bucks!"
"That's nice. Where's the food?"
"Ask Sonic! I won five bucks!"
"Where is he?" Eggman asked, looking around.
"In front of you! Fighting with Knuckles! I won five bucks!"
"Oh." he reached into the cloud with both of his hands and pulled Sonic and Knuckles away from each other.
"LET ME AT HIM!! LET ME AT HIM!!" Knuckles yelled, kicking and punching in mid-air since Eggman was holding both of them up.
"JERK!!"
"GRRRR!!!"
"Is that why you're fighting?" asked the egg-shaped man.
"He called me a jerk!!"
"That's cuz you ARE a jerk! Don't deny the truth!"
"WHY YOU-"
"HAHAHA! YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING!! JERK! JERKJERKJERKJERKJERKJERK!!!!" teased Sonic.
"........................"
Tails slapped some heavy-duty tape onto Sonic's mouth. "Heh, that'll shut him up."
"Thank you."
"No prob!"
Knuckles looked at Eggman. "Why are you here anyway?"
"I want food."
"Oh. Go straight, and then turn left at the "Chaos Cola" sign. The buffet should be there."
"Thank you," he said as he dropped them both.
"But ya know, you should save your appetite until dinner."
"Hey! You ate too!"
"I didn't even get a bite of my cheesecake because of that blue faker!" said Knuckles.
"I AMPFH NOF AF FAFER!!"
-
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"Ah, so why do you wanna do that anyway?"
"Cuz I know he likes her! And I want to play matchmaker!"
"But you're a boy..."
"What, wanna be my assistant?"
"... OKAY!!"
Rouge and Shadow sat on opposite beds, discussing stuff.
"So, that was the first step, right?" Rouge asked.
Shadow nodded. "Yep! But now we have to make Sonic like Amy back."
"... Ahaha, you're so funny!"
"-_-"
"Oh. You're being serious. Continue."
"Anyway, YOU have to dress Amy in something attractive. Sonic will totally fall for her! But I know he already likes her, so hehe."
"How do *you* know he likes her?"
"I just know!"
"..."
"Okay! We'll start planning tonight!"
Rouge grabbed her coat and headed out the door. "Bye Shadow!"
"Bye Rouge! AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO AMY!!"
"YESSIR!!"
::Let's fast forward to dinner time!::
"Shadow, which restaurant are we meeting in?" Sonic asked as he adjusted his tuxedo.
"Uuuhhm...."
Sonic looked behind him and saw Shadow wearing nothing. "Shadow!! Get into your tux!"
"Why? We're just gonna eat dinner...."
"It's formal night! We're gonna take pictures!"
"... Oh yeah!" the black and red hedgehog ran to his suitcase and pulled out a nice Armani tuxedo. "Thanks Sonic for buying me this."
"Yeah, I know how broke you are."
"... 'Kay...." he then proceeded to put it on.
"What restaurant are we meeting in?" Sonic asked again.
Shadow grabbed the daily Princess Patter. "In Sabatini's Trattoria."
"What?"
"It's a restaurant."
"Oh. Wait, but isn't that a restaurant you have to pay?"
"Yeah. But I booked it early and I used some of your money."
"Oooh. Hey, you're not that useless after all."
"-_-;; Useless? I helped you to save ARK!!"
"Sheesh, I was kidding..."
"No wonder Knuckles was fighting with you."
Sonic grinned stupidly.
"Well guys, how do ya like it?" asked Amy, wearing a bright pink skirt-dress with lots of glitters on it. She had pink earrings, pink shoes, a pink necklace, and A LOT of pink bracelets all over her arms.
Rouge shielded her eyes. "One word: No."
"What? Why not?"
Tikal shook her head. "Too pink."
"You know I love pink!"
"Yeah, but not for tonight!" Rouge said.
"By the way, I like your dress," Tikal commented on Rouge's dress. It was a sleeveless black dress that was very long and hugged her curves. It had a blood red bordering. She had on some earrings a bracelet and a necklace. Also, she had red lipstick.
"Thank you. You look cute too!"
Tikal was wearing a golden yellow dress with a v-neck and some very short sleeves. She had on a small headband instead of her tiara and some golden high heels. Tikal had on clear lipstick.
"Amy, Amy, Amy...." sighed Rouge, shaking her head. "Do you want Sonic to notice you or what?"
"Absolutely!!!"
"Then let me help you dress!"
"But pink is all I have..."
"Really...?"
"Yes..."
"Dang. Then you have to wear one of my dresses. I was gonna save it for the other formal night but I have yet another one anyway!" the bat went to her suitcase, flipped it open and began searching. Soon, she held up a nice long red dress with a deep v-neck and one strap.
"... I don't think I can pull that dress off..."
"Yeah you can!!"
"No, maybe you can, but not me!!"
"Yeah you can!" said Tikal.
"But... it's more adult-y...."
"YEAH YOU CAN!!!" Tikal and Rouge yelled.
"Sheesh, okay, okay...."
"I hate tuxedos." muttered Knuckles as he adjusted his bow tie.
"Do ya like mine?" said Eggman. Knuckles turned around and Eggman was wearing a green tux.
"Hey, weren't you wearing that in the Sonic the Hedgehog Movie?"
"Yeah!"
"It still fits you?!"
"Yeah!"
"o_O How about my tux? Is it okay?”
Knuckles was wearing a plain gray tux. But he looked good in it. Anything simple looks good on Knuckles, really.
"Yep. You look fine."
"Thank you. I hate tuxedos."
"Sheesh, I look weird." said Tails as he examined himself in his tux in the mirror.
"Nah, you look fine." S.T. said.
"Hey! Why aren't you wearing anything formal?"
"I don't want to. Plus, I'm not gonna take pictures or anything." S.T. replied. He was just wearing some jeans and a red t-shirt.
"Eh... my tails are uncomfortable... even if I did cut out holes for them."
"^^;;"
"Should I wear something nice?" Linzy asked Rhonda.
"Well, I'M wearing something nice. And that's because I wanna wear something nice." Rhonda replied.
"'Kay.... I shall wear something also!"
Rhonda had on a light blue sleeveless dress with a u-neck. Linzy got out a white dress with very short sleeves and a few fluffy things on the side. (A/N: I dunno, I can't really describe clothes. But their dresses are nice. ^_^)
Linzy held up the dress for Rhonda to see. "Wow, that's pretty!"
"Thanks."
"Hey, are you done yet?" L-Gurl asked to Sonic19902 as she put on a belt that had a pistol on it. She was also wearing a periwinkle long dress that had very short see-through sleeves. It was a v-neck that kind of hugged her body. Her hair was up with a purple clip.
"My tux is ugly!!" said Sonic19902 from inside the bathroom.
"Ah c'mon, it can't be that bad."
"IT IS!! I DON'T LIKE TUXES!!"
"Well, I don't like dresses either!! Come out here!"
He sighed hesitantly before opening the bathroom door. L-Gurl stared at him.
"... Dude, you look fine."
"IT'S UGLY!!!" shouted Sonic19902.
"O_o;;"
"You, on the other hand... wow."
"O_______________o;;; NO!! I'M UGLY!!"
"I said that a few seconds ago. And why do you have a pistol?"
"For protection."
"o.O"
"Hehe..." she grabbed a coat and her cruise card. "Well, I'm gonna go now. Tell the other authors to meet at the restaurant, Bernini."
"Okay. Where are you going?"
I loaded my pistol. "To take care of some unfinished business."
"o_O You just reminded me of Jill from Resident Evil now..."
"^_^ Good!"
"Would you mind telling me what kind of unfinished business?" Sonic19902 asked.
L-Gurl winked. "One word: William."
"Oh. Poor guy."
"^_^ Bye!" she closed the door behind her.
::Dinner Time, At Bernini::
"Where's L-Gurl?" Rhonda asked as she and Linzy headed towards the table where S.T. and Sonic19902 were sitting. They both sat down.
"Well," said Sonic19902. He pretended to have a gun and did a cool action pose. "And I quote, 'To take care of some unfinished business.'"
"Lemme guess, William?"
S.T. nodded. "Sheesh, that guy is more demented than all of us put together."
Linzy stood up. "I AM NOT DEMENTED!!!"
Rhonda raised an eyebrow. "Suuuuure...."
"RANDOM SQUIRRELS!"
"There we go."
A small explosion is heard nearby.
"O_o" everyone raised an eyebrow.
Suddenly, L-Gurl ran into the restaurant, pistol in hand, looking back. Her hair was messed up. Her dress wasn't really dirty, but it did have a little dirt on it from the explosion. She stopped and then walked to the table where the other authors were.
"Whoa, what happened to you?" said Linzy.
She wiped her forehead with the arm that had the pistol. "I... he... bomb... for emergency only..." panted L-Gurl. She sat down on one of the seats. "Sheesh. That guy's insane."
A waiter tapped her on the shoulder. "Miss, please put your pistol away."
"Oh, sorry." she put the pistol away and everyone started ordering their dinner.
::Dinner Time, Sabatini's Trattoria::
"Is my make up okay? Are you sure about this? Please tell me I'm not ugly!" Amy said as Rouge was applying some lipstick on her in the elevator.
"Don't worry, Amy! Sonic will fall for you!"
Tikal coughed a cough that sounded similar to, 'Yeah right!'
Rouge coughed a cough that sounded like, 'Shut up Tikal.'
Amy looked worried as the elevators opened and in front of them was the Sabatini's Trattoria entrance. "NOOOO!! NOOOOO!!" she shrieked as they neared the entrance. She held onto the handle of the door. "I WANT MY PINK DRESS!! I WANT MY PINK DRESS!! PLEEEAASSEEE!!!! PIIIIIINK!! I CAN'T PULL THIS DRESS OFF!!"
Rouge and Tikal were trying to pull her into the restaurant.
"C'mon, Amy!!" Rouge screamed, pulling her arm so she could let go of the handle. "You're wearing that dress and you CAN pull it off!! Now let go of the handle!"
"AUUUUUGGHH!! NO WAY!!"
"AMYYYYYY!!" shrieked Tikal, pulling on her waist. "LET GO!! WE HAVE TO GO IN!!!"
"I WANT MY PINK DRESS!! I WANT MY PINK DRESS!!" she burst out sobbing.
"o_O Amy, calm down!!" the other two girls said, still pulling.
They pulled SOOO hard, that the handle broke and they flew all the way to the side of the restaurant...
... Right where the boys were already sitting at.
"Well, it's about time!" Sonic said as he spotted the trio fly in. He stared at one of them. (heh, guess who?)
Shadow blinked. "Wow, Amy! Nice dress!"
"Yeah, it's so pretty!" said Tails.
"I WANT MY PINK DRESS!! I WANT MY PINK DRESS!!" Amy continued sobbing.
Tikal noticed that the mascara on Amy's face was dripping because of her tears. 'Psst, Rouge!! Her mascara!' she whispered to the bat. Rouge took note of that, nodded and pulled Amy up.
"Um, uh, we'll be right back!" said the bat as she led the sobbing hedgehog into the girls' bathroom. The boys stared at them for a while and then looked at Tikal, who was still sitting on the ground, rubbing her head.
"Sheesh, that hurt..."
Knuckles helped her up and she sat down on one of the chairs.
"Nice dress." he said. Tikal smiled.
"Thanks. Nice tux."
"Eh.... thanks...."
"What's up with Amy?" Sonic asked.
"She wanted to impress you..."
"o_O;;"
The orange echidna started giggling. "Hey Sonic, it was pretty nice of you to send lil' Amy some flowers and chocolates."
Shadow's eyes widened. He was apparently drinking some iced tea, but then spit it out.
They all stared at him.
"Sheesh, Shadow! What's up with that?" Knuckles asked.
"U-um... nothing... I thought I tasted something in there..."
"..."
"Anyway," continued Tikal, "It was so sweet of you, Sonic!"
"Wait, sweet of me to WHAT?"
"You sent Amy some chocolates and flowers earlier today!"
"... No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"... No, I didn't."
Shadow glanced at Tails and the kitsune nodded. He zapped Sonic with some kind of memory device.
"Actually," said Sonic in monotone, "yes, I did."
"Oh my god!" laughed Knuckles.
"Sonic, I never thought that in all my years of torturing you, I'd live to see the day when you RETURNED your feelings for Amy!" Eggman said, awed.
Knuckles was laughing like crazy, Eggman was snickering and Tikal had a huge grin on her face.
Shadow glanced at Tails again and he nodded again. The two-tailed fox flipped a switch on his device and zapped Knuckles, Eggman and Sonic, making them forget the last five minutes of their lives.
"Um, Tikal?" Shadow asked.
"Yeah?"
"Can we get off that subject? For like.... ever?"
"Okay!"
"What subject?" Sonic asked.
"Y'know, when you sent Amy flowers and chocolates."
Knuckles' jaws were open and Eggman was laughing. The red echidna laughed too. Sonic's mouth was wide open.
"Wha?! No I didn't!!"
Shadow slapped his forehead. "Tikal!! Get off the subject!"
"Okay, okay, fine."
Tails zapped the three again, making them forget the last 3 minutes of their lives.
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What a weird chapter. o_O;; The next chappy is the dinner and they'll be in New Brunswick, Canada! ^_^
~L-Gurl