"BOREDOM" special! - Chapter 24 (unfinished)
not much of a special. it's just the beginning of the chapter i was working on 'til ff.net deleted 'boredom' and yeah i couldn't finish it cuz well my story was gone what was the point. x.X;
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Disclaimer: I LIKE EGGS AND I CANNOT LIIEEE!!! ... No, Sonic and co. don't belong to meh. >.>;;;
HAHAHA!!!! ... Yep.
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"NO, MY DARLING!! DO NOT LEAVE ME!!!"
"But I must, my dear. I have met someone new... and I cannot bear to live another day amongst your presence!"
"... BUT I LOVE YOU!!!"
Sonic clutched a pillow to his chest, eyes large and watery. Shadow was sobbing beside him on the couch, yelling "WHY, RICHARD?! DON'T LEAVE HER!! YOU GUYS ARE MEANT TO BE WITH ANOTHER!!! NOOO!!!" at the TV.
"Goodbye, Sharon! MAY I NEVER SEE YOUR UGLY FACE AGAIN!!!" Richard, on the television, hopped on his small pony and slowly rode off into the sunrise.
Sharon cried out his name, weeping hysterically on the cold, cement floor of New York's Central Park. Then she spotted a dime. Squealing, her tears disappeared and she scooped the coin into her large hands. "I'M GONNA NAME YOU GREG AND YOU'RE MY NEW BOYFRIEND!!!"
Sonic managed to smile, wiping a few tears from his eyes. "Oh how I love 'How Dramatic Lives Work'! It always manages to touch my soul and--"
"RIIICCCHHAARRDD!!" sobbed Shadow, falling off the couch and onto the floor, pounding his large fist against the carpet.
"SHADOW!! STOP THAT!!! THE PEOPLE DOWNSTAIRS MIGHT HEAR!!"
"HEY BABEH!!"
Shadow and Sonic looked to the new source of voice: it was Knuckles, standing at the entrance to their apartment.
"HEY!! HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE?!" Sonic yelled, still emotional from 'How Dramatic Lives Work'.
Knuckles grinned like an idiot. "The front door was open!"
"It was?"
"You bet your stinkin' socks it was, mister!"
"MY SOCKS DO NOT STINK!!"
"YES THEY DO!!"
"NO THEY DON'T!!"
"YES THEY DO!!"
"I'LL BET YA FIVE HUNDRED (500) BUCKS THEY DO!!"
"YOU'RE ON!!"
And the two bolted to Sonic's room to see if his socks reaked.
Shadow just sat cross-legged on the floor, looking around his apartment. His eyes fixed on the kitchen's island table where on top of it was some bananas. "BANANAS!! JOY!!" The hedgehog got to his feet and merrily skipped to get some of the fruit.
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT?! WHAT??!! WHAT'S WRONG??!!!"
"I BROKE A NAIL!!"
Rouge fell over. Amy began panicking
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yep. ends there. :D;;;
i hope whoever reads this insane, stupid, yet loveable fic had fun and leaves a comment. :P <333;;;;