"BOREDOM" - Chapter 18
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Disclaimer: I'm so friggin' tired of this thing! Look at chapter 1!
Whoops! Sorry for the long wait... (I'm very lazy, remember? *bashes myself*) By the way, WIHs is finished! ^_^ I can go back to working on this!
Okay! Here we go! Enjoy, and R+R!
----~*~-----
The Next Morning...
BEEP!! BEEP!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! BEEP! BEEP!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
"Shadow!! Shadow!! Wake up!!" Sonic yelled. Shadow groaned and turned over.
"What the heck is that noise?!"
"There's an emergency!"
"... WHAT?!?!" Shadow bolted out of the bed. "EMERGENCY?!? EMERGENCY?!?! WHERE?!?!"
Sonic shoved a lifejacket in Shadow's arms, and then grabbed one for himself. "The captain announced that bombs have been discovered in one of the cabins. All passengers must go to their Muster Stations quickly." Sonic replied somewhat calmly as he pulled on his lifejacket. He noticed Shadow staring at him. "What are you doing?! Put it on!!"
"Um, Sonic?"
"What?"
"I... don't know how..."
Sonic fell over.
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"Ack! Where can they be?!" Rouge cried, searching for them. She, Knuckles, Eggman, Tikal, Tails and Amy were all in the Princess Theatre. Their Muster Station.
"They'll come, Rouge!" Knuckles said, trying to comfort his girlfriend.
"What if they don't?!"
"I TOLD YOU WE WERE GONNA DIE!!! MY WORST NIGHTMARE IS COMING TRUE!!!" Tails screamed, running around like an idiot, panicking. Eggman rolled his eyes.
"Where are those stupid hedgehogs? Even I am worried about them a little!" Eggman growled.
Suddenly, out of the sliding doors, came two hedgehogs wearing orange lifejackets: one blue and the other black. They ran/skated to where their friends were and frowned.
"Sorry we're late!" Sonic said, "I couldn't wake Shadow up!"
Shadow scratched the back of his head nervously. "Hehehe!"
"It's a good thing you have your lifejackets on." Sonic said, looking at all his friends. "We meet here, right?"
Tikal looked at a piece of paper. "Yeah. Muster Station B."
"Okay."
A crew member with a yellow lifejacket came out holding a mike. "All right, everybody! We're loading the lifeboats now! Please head for the exit in a single file!" All the occupants of the Princess Theatre came bolting towards the small exit door and began pushing and shoving. The Sonic Crew looked on, sweatdropping.
"How rude." said Rouge.
"I SAID SINGLE FILE!!!" yelled the crew member, looking as if he wanted to eat somebody. Everybody in the theatre eyed his possessive look and quickly, but calmly headed towards the lifeboats in a single file. The alarms of the ship continued ringing throughout the Golden Princess. More people were panicking as they heard the captain's urgent calls to abandon ship.
"Abandon ship?!" Shadow screamed.
"We're all gonna dieeee!!!" Tails sobbed. Tikal slapped him.
"DON'T THINK AWFUL STUFF LIKE THAT!"
"But--"
"NO!!"
"Okay, I need eight more people!" said a crew member as he stood upon a lifeboat.
"EIGHT?! WE'RE EIGHT!! WE'RE EIGHT!!! TAKE UUUUUUUSSSS!!!" screamed Knuckles.
"All right, hurry up, get in!"
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" the Sonic Crew yelled as they literally JUMPED into the boat.
The crew member looked up to the people who lower the lifeboats. "It's full! Lower the boat!"
Slowly, lifeboat #22 was lowered into the ocean floor. Right after it splashed onto the cold surface of the ocean, lifeboat #23 came down after.
-
1 hour later...
-
A crew member stood on one of the lifeboats. "Hey! Is everybody out?!?!" he yelled up at a crew member still on the Golden Princess.
"We're still checking! Hopefully, everybody is out now! Start paddling away from the ship!"
"Right!"
Sonic, Shadow, Rouge, Eggman, Tails, Tikal, Knuckles and Amy watched from a distance at the Golden Princess. Crew members scurried all over the decks of the ship, looking out for anything suspicious.
Shadow sighed and leant back against the boat. "Well... there goes our cruise..."
"What a rip off!!" Rouge yelled.
Knuckles looked at her. "Rip off? We got this for free, remember?"
"... Oh yeah..."
-
Later, in the New York Airport...
-
"Well," said the airport person. "Your cruise has been cancelled."
Everybody gawked. "WHAT?!"
"I'm sorry."
Sonic sighed. "Ah, that's okay."
"What happened to the ship anyway?" Eggman asked.
"The ship? The Golden Princess?"
"Yes."
"It's in tip-top shape!"
Everybody gawked... again. "THEN WHY ARE WE BEING SENT BACK TO CALIFORNIA?!"
The airport person sweatdropped and took a step back. "Someone pulled a prank, ya know, about the whole bomb thing. It was actually a 15 year old kid."
"Dumb@%*..." Knuckles murmured. Tikal whacked him on the head.
"PG, Knuckles!!"
"Oh, oops..."
"So anyway," the airport person continued, "The Golden Princess Cruise Ship is a COMPLETELY SAFE SHIP. There have been no reports of attacks or accidents from that ship. I just wanted to make that clear."
"What about the 15 year old kid?" Tails asked.
"We put him in jail."
"That's good..." breathed Amy.
"Okay, here are your tickets." the person handed Sonic the airplane tickets. "Hope you have a safe trip on the plane!"
Tails' eyes widened. "... Plane... ?"
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"NOOOO!!!! I DON'T WANNAAAA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Tails screamed as he pounded Eggman's back with his fist. Eggman rolled his eyes and continued his way through the aisle of the plane. "Shush, Tails. We're in here already."
Rouge winced as she hit the storage bin while getting up. "Oww! Stupid thing..." she faced Sonic. "Where do we sit?"
The blue hedgehog looked at the tickets. "The... same place as before..."
The bat blinked. "Really?"
Sonic nodded. "Really."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Tails shouted.
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Tails blinked rapidly as he sat in his assigned seat. He had pulled his legs close to his body and was gently rocking back and forth, sucking on his thumb. Rouge glanced at him, and then scooted away. "You're REALLY starting to creep me out, Tails," she muttered.
Ever so slowly, the kitsune turned his head towards the bat. "Do you... think so?"
"... Yes..."
Knuckles raised an eyebrow at them. Deciding to shrug it off, he turned around again and faced Tikal. "Hey. Are YOU bored?"
"The question is: are YOU bored?"
"No, are YOU bored?"
"No, are YOU bored?"
"No, are YOU bored?"
"Shut up!!" Shadow yelled to them. Tikal and Knuckles faced the black hedgehog. "I'm TRYING to listen to MUSIC here!!!"
"What exactly are you listening to, Shadow?" Sonic asked.
"Wanna hear it?" the once-evil hedgehog asked.
"Sure."
Shadow grabbed the plug of the earphones and yanked it. Suddenly, the entire airplane was filled with the deafening sound of an electric guitar, and other instruments. A mature sounding lady was singing a dark song...
"(WAKE ME UP!!)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE!!
(I CAN'T WAKE UP!!)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE!!
(SAVE ME!!!)
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK!!!
(WAKE ME UP!!!)
BID MY BLOOD TO RUN!!
(I CAN'T WAKE UP!!)
BEFORE I COME UNDONE!!
(SAVE ME!!)
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME!!!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" the people in the airplane yelled. "IT'S TOO LOOOUUDDD!!!!!"
Sonic quickly grabbed the plug of the earphones and plugged it in again. The people in the airplane sort of relaxed.
"What the heck was that song?! "Call my name and save me from the dark?" I mean, what?!"
"It's a sort of love song!" Shadow replied.
"LOVE SONG?!"
A stewardess angrily opened the curtains to Coach class, where the Sonic Crew were sitting at. "PLEASE! Please be quiet!!!"
"Sorry ma'am!" Sonic said.
"Ayayai..."
-
2 hours later...
-
"Mommeeee....." Tails muttered in his sleep. Rouge looked up from her book and glanced at Tails.
'What a cute little kid...' she thought happily, closing her eyes.
Suddenly, Tails' tongue starting sticking out and he started making weird noises... not to mention saying weird stuff too. "Moomeee... sponge bath... I need... I need.... CHEX MIX.... mmpfh... blageshpefh..."
The white bat turned away. 'Cute, but disturbing too....'
Shadow listened to his CD while Sonic sat beside him, sleeping soundly. The black hedgehog sighed heavily. "I WANT TO GO HOOME..."
Knuckles and Tikal were sleeping soundly in their chairs, leaning against one another.
Amy was flipping through an excessively large book filled with colorful pictures. Eggman, who sat beside her, was reading his "Evil Plans for Dummies Book 2". He stopped what he was doing and peered at Amy.
"Whatcha doin'?" he asked.
"Looking at pictures!"
"Pictures of what?"
"My one and only love!"
"... Gimme that!!" Eggman said, grabbing the book out of Amy's hands. She gasped.
"Hey! That's mine! Give it back!" she screamed, reaching for the book. Eggman yawned as he held it out of her reach.
"Let me see it first..." Amy pouted and sat back down, crossing her arms.
Eggman flipped through the pictures. "Hmm... what... what the... why... that's... AMY!!"
"What?!"
"All the pictures in this book are ALL EXACTLY THE SAME!! Every single picture is of Sonic posing in front of the beach!"
"So?!"
"My gosh!!"
-
2 hours later...
-
"OH NOOOO!!!!" Shadow suddenly yelled. The Sonic Crew was awoken from their sleep.
"WHAT?! WHAT?!?!" they all yelled.
Shadow spun to where Sonic sat, grabbed him by the shoulders, and started shaking hard. "SONIC!!! SONIC!!! WAKE UPPP!!"
The blue hedgehog opened his eyes weakly. "Agh, what is it?!"
"I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY GLASSES ARE!!!"
Sonic blinked, half-awake. "Don't worry Shad, they're in my bag."
"Oh! That's good!"
Suddenly, the blue hedgehog was now fully awake. "Wait, you can see me, right Shadow?"
"Uh, yeah."
"What color am I?"
"Blue."
"What color are my eyes?"
"Green."
Sonic blinked his said green eyes. "YAY!! SHADOW, YOU CAN SEE AGAIN!!!" he yelled, grabbing Shadow into a hug.
Shadow tilted his head. "Hmm. I guess I can!"
"Aww...." Rouge murmured.
Knuckles had heard her. "Why the "aww", Rouge?"
"I can't shake him violently anymore because he can see!"
Everybody sweatdropped.
"But that's good!" Shadow said happily. He began to sing with his horrible, horrible voice. "I CAN SEE CLEEEAARLY NOW, THE RAIN IS GOOONNE!!!"
"SHADDAAAPP!!" everyone yelled.
"^_______^"
-
Later...
-
"We have now entered California territory. Please buckle your seatbelts, lift the food trays, and reposition your seats. Thank you for joining us. May your stay in California be enjoyable." the speakers announced. Suddenly, the airplane started moving uneasily. In one smooth movement, it landed safely in the LAX.
Tails blinked and wiped his brow. "Phew! I always knew that we'd be safe!"
Everybody turned around in their seats and looked at him. "NO YOU DIDN'T!!"
"^^;; Okay, okay, I didn't..."
Soon enough, everybody got out of the airport. They all decided to take a rest outside and sat at a place with benches that faced each other in a circular kind of way.
Knuckles sighed. "Can you believe all that happened just now?"
"Yeah, it's sort of hard to believe." Tikal agreed.
"I mean, we had to evacuate the ship, we somehow got from the middle of the sea to the New York airport, we rode on the plane for 4 hours, and here we are, and Shadow hasn't even been moronic yet!!!" Eggman said, yelling it all out.
"Oh yeah!" Shadow said. "Must I act like a moron?"
"DUH!! YOU ARE THE MORON OF THE STORY!!" everybody yelled at him.
"Okay! Okay! Okay!!" Suddenly, he got up, ran up to random women, and asked, "Will you marry me?"
Everybody stared at him. "O__o;;"
Rouge turned away. "I don't know him." Everybody else did and said the same.
Shadow ran up to a white female hedgehog with black eyes. "Will you marry me?"
"Um, no."
Shadow ran up to a human girl with brown hair and hazel eyes. "Will you marry me?!"
"We're different species."
Shadow ran up to Amy. "Amy!! Will you let Sonic marry you?!"
"I don't wanna marry you!!! Wait... SONIC!!! YES!! OF COURSE!!!"
Sonic's eyes widened. "AAHH!! NOO!!!" he bolted out of his chair, as Amy was about to glomp him. "GET AWAY!! I DON'T WANNA MARRY YOU!!"
"Oh c'mon, Sonikku!! You know you want me!" She started to say the following sentence SO EXTREMELY fast. "Oncewegetmarriedwe'regonnahavecutewiddlekidsthatbothofuswillraisehappilyandoneboyandonegirlandtheboywillbenamedMonkeyspankandthegirlnamedFloofyshnuff!!"
"You wanna name your kids Monkeyspank and Floofyshnuff?!" Sonic cried.
"MY kids? No! OUR kids!!"
Sonic paused. "Our kids? EEEEWWWWWW!!!!"
Shadow blinked. "Aren't I supposed to be the moron of the story?"
"Hey Shadow," said Knuckles, poking his patch of white hair on his chest. "There's something on your fur."
"Oh really, than--" as Shadow looked down, his face met with Knuckles' finger. He grabbed his nose. "OWW!! WHAT THE HECK?!"
Knuckles fell back laughing. "HAHA!! MORON!! BAKABAKABAKABAKABAKAAA!!! MUHAHAA!!"
Shadow's eyes narrowed at the red echidna. "Well, speak to my boxers!!" he yelled, pointing at his legs.
"You're not wearing boxers."
"Oh yeah."
"Y'know guys, I think we should get home," Tikal suggested.
"Huh? Why?" said Tails.
"People! It's already night time!" she said, pointing at the sky. It was a color of dark blue with white glittering stars scattered throughout it.
"Dude!! This day went too fast!" Knuckles said, doing his surfer dude imitation thing again.
"Actually, this entire chapter went way too fast!" Eggman stated.
::Hey!! It didn't go THAT fast!!::
"Yeah it did!!" everybody yelled back.
::No it didn't! ... Okay fine, maybe it WAS rushed a little--::
"A LITTLE?!!"
::OKAY FINE, A LOT!! SHEESH!! LET ME FINISH!! Okay, so I sort of wanted to end the cruise already. So what?!::
".... Yeah, it was getting a bit boring after a few days," commented Rouge.
::See? Exactly! Now get on home. I have plenty of ideas to torture you-- er, I mean entertain you!::
"..."
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Yeah, I wanted to end the Cruise series early. ^^;; It was getting boring, and a whole butt load of ideas for Boredom came to my head! Of course, I couldn't put those ideas in the Cruise series because the ideas take place in California. And they were on a cruise ship on the other side of the world. ^^;;
All right, people! Look forward to more chapters! But always remember that I AM A VERY LAZY person! ^___^
~L-Gurl
Disclaimer: I'm so friggin' tired of this thing! Look at chapter 1!
Whoops! Sorry for the long wait... (I'm very lazy, remember? *bashes myself*) By the way, WIHs is finished! ^_^ I can go back to working on this!
Okay! Here we go! Enjoy, and R+R!
----~*~-----
The Next Morning...
BEEP!! BEEP!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! BEEP! BEEP!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
"Shadow!! Shadow!! Wake up!!" Sonic yelled. Shadow groaned and turned over.
"What the heck is that noise?!"
"There's an emergency!"
"... WHAT?!?!" Shadow bolted out of the bed. "EMERGENCY?!? EMERGENCY?!?! WHERE?!?!"
Sonic shoved a lifejacket in Shadow's arms, and then grabbed one for himself. "The captain announced that bombs have been discovered in one of the cabins. All passengers must go to their Muster Stations quickly." Sonic replied somewhat calmly as he pulled on his lifejacket. He noticed Shadow staring at him. "What are you doing?! Put it on!!"
"Um, Sonic?"
"What?"
"I... don't know how..."
Sonic fell over.
-
-
"Ack! Where can they be?!" Rouge cried, searching for them. She, Knuckles, Eggman, Tikal, Tails and Amy were all in the Princess Theatre. Their Muster Station.
"They'll come, Rouge!" Knuckles said, trying to comfort his girlfriend.
"What if they don't?!"
"I TOLD YOU WE WERE GONNA DIE!!! MY WORST NIGHTMARE IS COMING TRUE!!!" Tails screamed, running around like an idiot, panicking. Eggman rolled his eyes.
"Where are those stupid hedgehogs? Even I am worried about them a little!" Eggman growled.
Suddenly, out of the sliding doors, came two hedgehogs wearing orange lifejackets: one blue and the other black. They ran/skated to where their friends were and frowned.
"Sorry we're late!" Sonic said, "I couldn't wake Shadow up!"
Shadow scratched the back of his head nervously. "Hehehe!"
"It's a good thing you have your lifejackets on." Sonic said, looking at all his friends. "We meet here, right?"
Tikal looked at a piece of paper. "Yeah. Muster Station B."
"Okay."
A crew member with a yellow lifejacket came out holding a mike. "All right, everybody! We're loading the lifeboats now! Please head for the exit in a single file!" All the occupants of the Princess Theatre came bolting towards the small exit door and began pushing and shoving. The Sonic Crew looked on, sweatdropping.
"How rude." said Rouge.
"I SAID SINGLE FILE!!!" yelled the crew member, looking as if he wanted to eat somebody. Everybody in the theatre eyed his possessive look and quickly, but calmly headed towards the lifeboats in a single file. The alarms of the ship continued ringing throughout the Golden Princess. More people were panicking as they heard the captain's urgent calls to abandon ship.
"Abandon ship?!" Shadow screamed.
"We're all gonna dieeee!!!" Tails sobbed. Tikal slapped him.
"DON'T THINK AWFUL STUFF LIKE THAT!"
"But--"
"NO!!"
"Okay, I need eight more people!" said a crew member as he stood upon a lifeboat.
"EIGHT?! WE'RE EIGHT!! WE'RE EIGHT!!! TAKE UUUUUUUSSSS!!!" screamed Knuckles.
"All right, hurry up, get in!"
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" the Sonic Crew yelled as they literally JUMPED into the boat.
The crew member looked up to the people who lower the lifeboats. "It's full! Lower the boat!"
Slowly, lifeboat #22 was lowered into the ocean floor. Right after it splashed onto the cold surface of the ocean, lifeboat #23 came down after.
-
1 hour later...
-
A crew member stood on one of the lifeboats. "Hey! Is everybody out?!?!" he yelled up at a crew member still on the Golden Princess.
"We're still checking! Hopefully, everybody is out now! Start paddling away from the ship!"
"Right!"
Sonic, Shadow, Rouge, Eggman, Tails, Tikal, Knuckles and Amy watched from a distance at the Golden Princess. Crew members scurried all over the decks of the ship, looking out for anything suspicious.
Shadow sighed and leant back against the boat. "Well... there goes our cruise..."
"What a rip off!!" Rouge yelled.
Knuckles looked at her. "Rip off? We got this for free, remember?"
"... Oh yeah..."
-
Later, in the New York Airport...
-
"Well," said the airport person. "Your cruise has been cancelled."
Everybody gawked. "WHAT?!"
"I'm sorry."
Sonic sighed. "Ah, that's okay."
"What happened to the ship anyway?" Eggman asked.
"The ship? The Golden Princess?"
"Yes."
"It's in tip-top shape!"
Everybody gawked... again. "THEN WHY ARE WE BEING SENT BACK TO CALIFORNIA?!"
The airport person sweatdropped and took a step back. "Someone pulled a prank, ya know, about the whole bomb thing. It was actually a 15 year old kid."
"Dumb@%*..." Knuckles murmured. Tikal whacked him on the head.
"PG, Knuckles!!"
"Oh, oops..."
"So anyway," the airport person continued, "The Golden Princess Cruise Ship is a COMPLETELY SAFE SHIP. There have been no reports of attacks or accidents from that ship. I just wanted to make that clear."
"What about the 15 year old kid?" Tails asked.
"We put him in jail."
"That's good..." breathed Amy.
"Okay, here are your tickets." the person handed Sonic the airplane tickets. "Hope you have a safe trip on the plane!"
Tails' eyes widened. "... Plane... ?"
-
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"NOOOO!!!! I DON'T WANNAAAA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Tails screamed as he pounded Eggman's back with his fist. Eggman rolled his eyes and continued his way through the aisle of the plane. "Shush, Tails. We're in here already."
Rouge winced as she hit the storage bin while getting up. "Oww! Stupid thing..." she faced Sonic. "Where do we sit?"
The blue hedgehog looked at the tickets. "The... same place as before..."
The bat blinked. "Really?"
Sonic nodded. "Really."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" Tails shouted.
-
-
Tails blinked rapidly as he sat in his assigned seat. He had pulled his legs close to his body and was gently rocking back and forth, sucking on his thumb. Rouge glanced at him, and then scooted away. "You're REALLY starting to creep me out, Tails," she muttered.
Ever so slowly, the kitsune turned his head towards the bat. "Do you... think so?"
"... Yes..."
Knuckles raised an eyebrow at them. Deciding to shrug it off, he turned around again and faced Tikal. "Hey. Are YOU bored?"
"The question is: are YOU bored?"
"No, are YOU bored?"
"No, are YOU bored?"
"No, are YOU bored?"
"Shut up!!" Shadow yelled to them. Tikal and Knuckles faced the black hedgehog. "I'm TRYING to listen to MUSIC here!!!"
"What exactly are you listening to, Shadow?" Sonic asked.
"Wanna hear it?" the once-evil hedgehog asked.
"Sure."
Shadow grabbed the plug of the earphones and yanked it. Suddenly, the entire airplane was filled with the deafening sound of an electric guitar, and other instruments. A mature sounding lady was singing a dark song...
"(WAKE ME UP!!)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE!!
(I CAN'T WAKE UP!!)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE!!
(SAVE ME!!!)
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK!!!
(WAKE ME UP!!!)
BID MY BLOOD TO RUN!!
(I CAN'T WAKE UP!!)
BEFORE I COME UNDONE!!
(SAVE ME!!)
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME!!!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" the people in the airplane yelled. "IT'S TOO LOOOUUDDD!!!!!"
Sonic quickly grabbed the plug of the earphones and plugged it in again. The people in the airplane sort of relaxed.
"What the heck was that song?! "Call my name and save me from the dark?" I mean, what?!"
"It's a sort of love song!" Shadow replied.
"LOVE SONG?!"
A stewardess angrily opened the curtains to Coach class, where the Sonic Crew were sitting at. "PLEASE! Please be quiet!!!"
"Sorry ma'am!" Sonic said.
"Ayayai..."
-
2 hours later...
-
"Mommeeee....." Tails muttered in his sleep. Rouge looked up from her book and glanced at Tails.
'What a cute little kid...' she thought happily, closing her eyes.
Suddenly, Tails' tongue starting sticking out and he started making weird noises... not to mention saying weird stuff too. "Moomeee... sponge bath... I need... I need.... CHEX MIX.... mmpfh... blageshpefh..."
The white bat turned away. 'Cute, but disturbing too....'
Shadow listened to his CD while Sonic sat beside him, sleeping soundly. The black hedgehog sighed heavily. "I WANT TO GO HOOME..."
Knuckles and Tikal were sleeping soundly in their chairs, leaning against one another.
Amy was flipping through an excessively large book filled with colorful pictures. Eggman, who sat beside her, was reading his "Evil Plans for Dummies Book 2". He stopped what he was doing and peered at Amy.
"Whatcha doin'?" he asked.
"Looking at pictures!"
"Pictures of what?"
"My one and only love!"
"... Gimme that!!" Eggman said, grabbing the book out of Amy's hands. She gasped.
"Hey! That's mine! Give it back!" she screamed, reaching for the book. Eggman yawned as he held it out of her reach.
"Let me see it first..." Amy pouted and sat back down, crossing her arms.
Eggman flipped through the pictures. "Hmm... what... what the... why... that's... AMY!!"
"What?!"
"All the pictures in this book are ALL EXACTLY THE SAME!! Every single picture is of Sonic posing in front of the beach!"
"So?!"
"My gosh!!"
-
2 hours later...
-
"OH NOOOO!!!!" Shadow suddenly yelled. The Sonic Crew was awoken from their sleep.
"WHAT?! WHAT?!?!" they all yelled.
Shadow spun to where Sonic sat, grabbed him by the shoulders, and started shaking hard. "SONIC!!! SONIC!!! WAKE UPPP!!"
The blue hedgehog opened his eyes weakly. "Agh, what is it?!"
"I DON'T KNOW WHERE MY GLASSES ARE!!!"
Sonic blinked, half-awake. "Don't worry Shad, they're in my bag."
"Oh! That's good!"
Suddenly, the blue hedgehog was now fully awake. "Wait, you can see me, right Shadow?"
"Uh, yeah."
"What color am I?"
"Blue."
"What color are my eyes?"
"Green."
Sonic blinked his said green eyes. "YAY!! SHADOW, YOU CAN SEE AGAIN!!!" he yelled, grabbing Shadow into a hug.
Shadow tilted his head. "Hmm. I guess I can!"
"Aww...." Rouge murmured.
Knuckles had heard her. "Why the "aww", Rouge?"
"I can't shake him violently anymore because he can see!"
Everybody sweatdropped.
"But that's good!" Shadow said happily. He began to sing with his horrible, horrible voice. "I CAN SEE CLEEEAARLY NOW, THE RAIN IS GOOONNE!!!"
"SHADDAAAPP!!" everyone yelled.
"^_______^"
-
Later...
-
"We have now entered California territory. Please buckle your seatbelts, lift the food trays, and reposition your seats. Thank you for joining us. May your stay in California be enjoyable." the speakers announced. Suddenly, the airplane started moving uneasily. In one smooth movement, it landed safely in the LAX.
Tails blinked and wiped his brow. "Phew! I always knew that we'd be safe!"
Everybody turned around in their seats and looked at him. "NO YOU DIDN'T!!"
"^^;; Okay, okay, I didn't..."
Soon enough, everybody got out of the airport. They all decided to take a rest outside and sat at a place with benches that faced each other in a circular kind of way.
Knuckles sighed. "Can you believe all that happened just now?"
"Yeah, it's sort of hard to believe." Tikal agreed.
"I mean, we had to evacuate the ship, we somehow got from the middle of the sea to the New York airport, we rode on the plane for 4 hours, and here we are, and Shadow hasn't even been moronic yet!!!" Eggman said, yelling it all out.
"Oh yeah!" Shadow said. "Must I act like a moron?"
"DUH!! YOU ARE THE MORON OF THE STORY!!" everybody yelled at him.
"Okay! Okay! Okay!!" Suddenly, he got up, ran up to random women, and asked, "Will you marry me?"
Everybody stared at him. "O__o;;"
Rouge turned away. "I don't know him." Everybody else did and said the same.
Shadow ran up to a white female hedgehog with black eyes. "Will you marry me?"
"Um, no."
Shadow ran up to a human girl with brown hair and hazel eyes. "Will you marry me?!"
"We're different species."
Shadow ran up to Amy. "Amy!! Will you let Sonic marry you?!"
"I don't wanna marry you!!! Wait... SONIC!!! YES!! OF COURSE!!!"
Sonic's eyes widened. "AAHH!! NOO!!!" he bolted out of his chair, as Amy was about to glomp him. "GET AWAY!! I DON'T WANNA MARRY YOU!!"
"Oh c'mon, Sonikku!! You know you want me!" She started to say the following sentence SO EXTREMELY fast. "Oncewegetmarriedwe'regonnahavecutewiddlekidsthatbothofuswillraisehappilyandoneboyandonegirlandtheboywillbenamedMonkeyspankandthegirlnamedFloofyshnuff!!"
"You wanna name your kids Monkeyspank and Floofyshnuff?!" Sonic cried.
"MY kids? No! OUR kids!!"
Sonic paused. "Our kids? EEEEWWWWWW!!!!"
Shadow blinked. "Aren't I supposed to be the moron of the story?"
"Hey Shadow," said Knuckles, poking his patch of white hair on his chest. "There's something on your fur."
"Oh really, than--" as Shadow looked down, his face met with Knuckles' finger. He grabbed his nose. "OWW!! WHAT THE HECK?!"
Knuckles fell back laughing. "HAHA!! MORON!! BAKABAKABAKABAKABAKAAA!!! MUHAHAA!!"
Shadow's eyes narrowed at the red echidna. "Well, speak to my boxers!!" he yelled, pointing at his legs.
"You're not wearing boxers."
"Oh yeah."
"Y'know guys, I think we should get home," Tikal suggested.
"Huh? Why?" said Tails.
"People! It's already night time!" she said, pointing at the sky. It was a color of dark blue with white glittering stars scattered throughout it.
"Dude!! This day went too fast!" Knuckles said, doing his surfer dude imitation thing again.
"Actually, this entire chapter went way too fast!" Eggman stated.
::Hey!! It didn't go THAT fast!!::
"Yeah it did!!" everybody yelled back.
::No it didn't! ... Okay fine, maybe it WAS rushed a little--::
"A LITTLE?!!"
::OKAY FINE, A LOT!! SHEESH!! LET ME FINISH!! Okay, so I sort of wanted to end the cruise already. So what?!::
".... Yeah, it was getting a bit boring after a few days," commented Rouge.
::See? Exactly! Now get on home. I have plenty of ideas to torture you-- er, I mean entertain you!::
"..."
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Yeah, I wanted to end the Cruise series early. ^^;; It was getting boring, and a whole butt load of ideas for Boredom came to my head! Of course, I couldn't put those ideas in the Cruise series because the ideas take place in California. And they were on a cruise ship on the other side of the world. ^^;;
All right, people! Look forward to more chapters! But always remember that I AM A VERY LAZY person! ^___^
~L-Gurl