LJ just ate my entry.
The "manga I own" entry, though from last January:
here.
Me: *watching some 80s movie on the telly* Jeff Goldblum ... where's he from? Is he a Jew?
Father: Yes, Goldblum is a very Jewish name.
Me: Um-hmm. Pretty name.
Father: Some Jewish people change their names, but he seems to have kept it.
Me: Or maybe he married a Jewish person.
Father: Yes, some people do that.
Me: Marry Jews? Indeed! *laughs hysterically*
Father: I meant take their wives' names ...