Comments | nagromthewicked: DIE HORRIBLY, PARANOID OLD MAN CAR!!!!

nagromthewicked

DIE HORRIBLY, PARANOID OLD MAN CAR!!!!

Dec 08, 2004 22:41

So, for some reason or another I've been driving my dad's paranoid old man car since Thanksgiving. Well, tonight it died, and I had to have Lauren jump it. Arrrggggghhh!!! We hates it, it is a disease, a lying, tricksie, false pile 'o shit! DEATH!!!!

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we'll burn it! shivaizdancing December 9 2004, 12:30:00 UTC

It's okay, sweetie, darling (in a tone from Patsy off of AbFab) we'll get you a new one that won't break down.

;)

deessedusoleil December 9 2004, 14:34:19 UTC

At least it doesn't smell like smoke anymore, does it?

I love it when you do the Gollum shit bodhipuff December 9 2004, 15:01:24 UTC

We hates the nasty daddy's car!

Re: I love it when you do the Gollum shit shivaizdancing December 9 2004, 17:07:33 UTC

hahahahaha

lordbyron3000 December 9 2004, 23:24:33 UTC

Morgan,

I miss you and Lauren and Rachel and Scu! I need an update and everything. It sounds like you're about to make some changes in your life and everything. How about yours and Lauren's lease on your apartment, etc. Give me all the gab. Not much to speak of here. Subbing. Probably going to try to get a regualar teaching job in January. You know, if I don't get famous first. OK, have you seen 'Alexander'?

Colin "Surfs-up" Farrell: "I love you, Hephaistian."

Heph. (girl with five-o'clock shadow): "I love you more."

Colin: "No I love YOU more, Heph.."

Heph: "No, I love YOU more."

Yea. Some good stuff, there. Other wise a steaming pile of ass. By the way I saw the part in Ali-ASS (season 3) where Sye and Will hook up. Mmmmmm....Will looked hot. Now if he and Sark would hook up, life would be perfect.

By the way, I think 'Daredevil' is a pretty great movie, all things considered. By 'all things' I mean Colin Farrell. Well anyway, much love.

Mary

nagromthewicked December 11 2004, 05:32:56 UTC

Did you get your package, my dearest? Right after I sent it through the mail I had the dismaying realization that half the shit I'd sent you I'd definitely given you before. And I think Colin Farrel used to be hot, but now he is too much of a boozed out manwhore. Since I have your phone number lying about somewheres, I might give you an actual call sometime. Consider yourself warned. -_-

Yay! lordbyron3000 December 11 2004, 17:03:18 UTC

I got your package this morning. It was wonderful. Don't worry at all about giving me some repeats of the songs, because my brother jacked most of my old ones. He said they were too good and he had to have them. I know I've been sort of M.I.A. latetly. Life is hectic and I'm trying to get out of here. I would absolutely love to hear from you. What every you may say about Colin Farrell, he DID utter my favorite quote of all time.

"I don't go to the gym and I don't practive yoga. And my only nutritionist is the Carlsberg beer company."

Re: Yay! nagromthewicked December 13 2004, 17:07:28 UTC

Awesome. I'm flattered that your brother is impressed with my musical taste. And I gained some respect for Farrell after seeing his hysterical Bono impersonation on SNL. Classic. Let me know if you want a track list or anything. :)