so i still don't have that job. it's still a possibility, it's just not happening quickly enough ( Read more... )

i got a job ( Read more... )

why doesn't anyone talk about the lemonheads anymore ( Read more... )

yo what the fuck is this weather about?

outside of this weekend, when i will be in ann arbor, michigan, watching my lady maranda get hitched and then get wildly intoxicated in celebration, i think i'm going to spend the sunlight hours of every day until the middle of september INDOORS.

it's like six million degrees outside.

whyyyyyyyy.

i was definitely not kidding when i decided that everyone/thing is getting weirder by the second ( Read more... )

yesterday i went to the mall and i broke a fourteen dollar eyeshadow all over the floor of the sephora store and then i dropped my cellphone into a public toilet ( Read more... )

desmond dekker died.

that suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

i just had to seriously restrain myself from using the phrase "hurt like the dickens ( Read more... )

sike. this year is going to suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck ( Read more... )

this year is either going to suck unbelievably more than almost every year before it, or be very good ( Read more... )