sometimes I'm kind of a mean person: france v spain live blogging sort of

[nahco3]

1. I hate Pedro. WHAT A SHIT. I don't care. I'm increasingly incapable of turning off my dislike of certain players when they're playing for Spain - and I'm fine with it since Alvaro feels the same way. Pedro's a little fuck and basically any time the commentators talk about him I made angry faces and/or hissed. and fuck Busquets too.

2. this whole

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[cheryl_bites]

Fuck Busquets *Double thumbs up*

[nahco3]

I HATE HIM

[louis_quatorze]

Giroud looks really good in his France shirt I have to say

[nahco3]

those tight white shirts are a good look on most people ngl

[sparksfly7]

I AGREE WITH EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID.

I swear, with the way we were losing possession, it was like some alternate universe. some really horrible alternate universe where Cesc is first choice penalty taker and Torres is picked ahead of David and I see Ribery's face more than I see...anyone not vomit-inducing.

my face right now:

[nahco3]

CESC THE FIRST CHOICE PENALTY TAKE ALMOST MADE ME THROW THINGS AT MY TELEVISION

WE ARE BETTER THAN THIS

[sparksfly7]

I don't get that. I mean, I thought Xabi was the penalty taker after David.

AND I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT I ECHO YOUR SENTIMENTS COMPLETELY ABOUT BUSQUETS. every time I see him, I want to punch somebody. when he knocked into Benz and went down clutching his face, I was just...

okay. ~deep breath.

[nahco3]

HE IS A DIVER AND A RACIST AND A HORRIBLE PERSON AND I AM DONE WITH HIM

[acchikocchi]

I'VE MISSED YOUR FOOTBALL COMMENTARY SO MUCH

[nahco3]

ahahha really? I reread this and I sound like a crazy person but I stand by everything: WHAT IS THIS FUCK WITTED POSITIONING??? WE DIDN'T PLAY LIKE THIS BEFORE WE ONLY DO IT NOW SINCE BOTH OUR STRIKERS WERE CRAP BUT THEY AREN'T ANYMORE SO CAN WE GO BACK TO NORMAL PLEASE

[acchikocchi]

i mean it's basically like a livestream and i enjoy those. so. :D also it EXPRESSES MY DEEP INNER FEELINGS ON HOW MUCH I HATE EVERYTHING.

[nahco3]

I HATE EVERYTHING

especially PEDRO XAVI AND BUSQUETS

NO REGRETS

[yeats]

3. kind of related: do you ever look forward to reading an article about Cristiano Ronaldo and his 100 caps and instead it's all about Leo Messi? despite the title being to the contrary? DO BETTER, JOURNALISTS.

relatedly, do you ever sign up for a guardian commenter account JUST TO PROTEST THIS FACT?

[nahco3]

YOU KNOW I MIGHT NEED TO.

it was just absurd. I expected better of the Guardian.

[yeats]

meh...if it's not an article written by MY ACTUAL INTERNET HUSBAND barney ronay, i don't expect much.

[nahco3]

please my boo sid lowe does ok too. but otherwise, we can expect nothing.