Hi Natasha. I don't know you but I'm sam's friend amy and he told me to tell you a poop story. so here it is: Last summer my brother had his license taken away and one day he was really really hungry. He was wearing a white linen suit (because he dresses kinda funny) and he took a walk to an indian food place. After the food on the walk home, he began to feel sick and really needed to take a shit but then realized that he had really bad diarrhea and was already shitting on himself. So he decided to finish pooping behind a gate on some steps and pretend to be reading a newspaper. All of a sudden, he heard a loud bell and realized that he was having diarrhea all over the steps of a school. He then had to sit there while all the kids came out of class, and then walk home covered in his own poop. The End.
okay so the john harvard statue at school is always getting peed and pood on because all the tourists touch it. one night a couple weeks ago i saw this guy sitting on the side of the statues base taking a very obvious poo in front of a lot of people. he was squatting for a good ten minutes. then he went to get up afterwards and fell over with his pants down in his poo.. and lied there for a minute, i think he was really drunk. (also.. i thought it was a girl at first.. how much better would that have been?)
also- good story to amy, thats a great one. and very gross
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enough said.
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also- good story to amy, thats a great one. and very gross
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