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The slow, heartfelt, Poison-esque ballad on my album is going to be called "Smelling Like a Two-Dollar Whore Does Not Make You Pretty (Inside or Out)."
Because people don't need to marinate. Even if it is Chanel No. 5. Especially not when you obviously have access to a working shower.
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because as you posted this, i was learning interwebby things from a perfectly nice woman who was DRENCHED in perfume. for two hours i was squeezed next to her in a poorly ventilated office!
i'm sorry you had to endure a similar experience. if i humped you, would that make it better?
<3
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This is place is positively drenched with OMGsexyforeignaccents! I've been giggling nonstop for the last hour and a half (which is exactly the same amount of time I've been on the job).
Yeah.
::giggles::
Yeah.
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