I am sorry to inform you that in reviewing your application to Yale, the Admissions Committee determined that it is a collective proverbial asshat. Unfortunately, we have been too busy jacking off to care. We have completed the review of the Class of 2008 and are removing your application from our active files in order to shove it deep up our asses, nestled snuggly by our colon.
Thank you for your interest and best wishes for your undergraduate career.
PS. You would have gotten in if you had just put out.
you don' comment like this on my journal anymore. what happened to us? too much masturbating, i'd say.
oh god i'm not actually just finding comments by you on scott's journal, i swear. i'm just actually browsing. no, seriously. i'm bored and at school and i just got suspended.
you applied at yale? what wasn't complete about the app?
still wondering when we're going to rise against the power and restore the theater.
i have gangbuster ideas that will add a cultural flair to san clemente; face it, this little burgh isn't going to stay little for long. have you seen what they're doing up in talega? they're skinning the earth, removing layer after layer and terracing hillsides to put in more homes.
so. we need a cultural gem -- just like that fricking theater, restored in its glory.
what's so bad about new haven, ct?! lol. Yale is a beautiful campus and it's a pity the damn fools didn't accept you. I'm sure you would have had a field day snapping pictures of the old antique-like buildings. I go to SCSU located right around the corner from Yale. SCSU is kind of like a little abused dog that is ignored by it's owner compared to Yale. I'd much rather be at Yale, oh well. good luck with the college search.
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I am sorry to inform you that in reviewing your application to Yale, the Admissions Committee determined that it is a collective proverbial asshat. Unfortunately, we have been too busy jacking off to care. We have completed the review of the Class of 2008 and are removing your application from our active files in order to shove it deep up our asses, nestled snuggly by our colon.
Thank you for your interest and best wishes for your undergraduate career.
PS. You would have gotten in if you had just put out.
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kudos.
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Well. I can die now.
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oh god i'm not actually just finding comments by you on scott's journal, i swear. i'm just actually browsing. no, seriously. i'm bored and at school and i just got suspended.
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still wondering when we're going to rise against the power and restore the theater.
i have gangbuster ideas that will add a cultural flair to san clemente; face it, this little burgh isn't going to stay little for long. have you seen what they're doing up in talega? they're skinning the earth, removing layer after layer and terracing hillsides to put in more homes.
so. we need a cultural gem -- just like that fricking theater, restored in its glory.
i have gangbuster ideas, scotty.
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are there mafioso friends in south o.c.?
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i think this rejection is a signal from the gods bringing you back to sanity.
<3
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I'd much rather be at Yale, oh well. good luck with the college search.
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