[bleach][requested] Speak not of decorum
This was requested a month or so ago, and I had forgotten it somewhat entirely until mild inspiration prodded me during my morning commute. Strange timing, no?
So! Yoruichi actually doesn't feature, but you'd have to be drunk to miss the references. Takes place post-Urahara-and-co.'s exodus, as Soi Fong is rising.
Yoruichi/Soi Fong, pet for xiao_baka
"Lady Soi Fong," the servant-- not normally timid, but, well-- stammered, "you must know that-- that animals are not allowed on the premises-?"
The lady turned, and the servant blinked rapidly to clear any dust that might be obstructing her vision because- was that a faint expression of sorrow that the lady wore--
And then the servant heard a smooth, modestly deadly voice suddenly at her shoulder that said, "You must know that you are permitted to make exceptions."
The servant dropped to her knees when she no longer felt the press of the blade at her throat.
Meanwhile, the lady ignored this, scooped the tiny black kitten yawning at her feet up with unprecedented care, and continued on her way.
So! Yoruichi actually doesn't feature, but you'd have to be drunk to miss the references. Takes place post-Urahara-and-co.'s exodus, as Soi Fong is rising.
Yoruichi/Soi Fong, pet for xiao_baka
"Lady Soi Fong," the servant-- not normally timid, but, well-- stammered, "you must know that-- that animals are not allowed on the premises-?"
The lady turned, and the servant blinked rapidly to clear any dust that might be obstructing her vision because- was that a faint expression of sorrow that the lady wore--
And then the servant heard a smooth, modestly deadly voice suddenly at her shoulder that said, "You must know that you are permitted to make exceptions."
The servant dropped to her knees when she no longer felt the press of the blade at her throat.
Meanwhile, the lady ignored this, scooped the tiny black kitten yawning at her feet up with unprecedented care, and continued on her way.