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sometimes johnny cash makes me want to cry
especially the "inside the walls of prison" song
even before the fucking JAUQUAN PHOENIX movie
i doubt that song is even in that movie however

please note:
i am also drunk

there is treachery afoot...

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GEWEL IS BACK!

and bettah then evah!

fucking vaginas!
they are nothing but wily sly sneaky fickle little troublemakers!
can someone please give me a swift kick in the cunt??
it needs to get back in line and stop fucking with me

there is nothing worse than the smell of male piss

i plan to "be" a dirty slut for halloween

p.s.-these two thoughts are un-related

max makes a damn good falafel