boyfriend application. i need someone to cuddle with.

[nakedasmylunch]

THIS IS WHAT I WANT IN A BOYFRIEND.  IF YOU ARE THIS PERSON...BE SURE TO LET ME KNOW.

1.you must not want too much of my time, as i will not demand too much of yours.  i have my own shit going on. so should you. i am not looking for someone to complete me; rather, compliment my life.  i won't call you everyday. you can't freak out.
2. you must

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[myvictimsblood]

Where does one put in an application :)

[linus_of_hate]

17 made my eyes seriously bug hahaha

that's fun ..

i wish you luck in your venture with whatever lucky man this becomes ..

[subrosa777]

ill cuddle with your fly ass anyday but i could never be your boyfriend according to all of the above. you could say something witty like id never date you even if you did meet all the requirements but lets just say screw it and get to spoonin.

[impatienttwat]

I do Not know why you are doing this Jill, You have me, isn't that enough?

P.S. I thought I would get home and You would have 5 boys on the couch cuddling with you, instead I came home and found kitten shit in my room.

[onmyown1216]

my goodness i am PERFECT for you!!!

:) <3 .ily.