How to be an internet hottie
#1 Buy web cam/digital camera or make friends with those who have one
#2 Download/use friends editing programs
make subtle differences contrasts and light
( no one will ever know )
#3 For the ultimate internet hottie effect, turn up contrast so high that your face is actually whited out, some clever people MAY catch on, but smart people are ugly any way.
#4 Join websites like www.livejournal.com, www.myspace.com, and www.facethejury.com.
And always, ALWAYS say something about how unattractive you are.
(cleavage is recommended but optional)
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE NOW AN INTERNET HOTTIE!